Dear Diary...

Santa came and went. I seriously have been in a Christmas hangover. But no fear my holiday hangover is over, Just in time for New Year's Eve.

So many thoughts come to mind from the last year after re reading my blog. It was fun reading about all stuff I can't believe I did last year. 

I have to say I'm pretty much done with 2011 -- I am making 2012 my year. I made a pact with myself to live every day like it was my last. To put myself first and achieve my dreams. 

Got to know so many wonderful people thur my blog and can't thank you enough for following me. I look forward to sharing with you next year.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. I will blow you a kiss at midnight !

Be Safe and much LOVE  oxox

 Dear Diary...

Does wearing red panties count for holiday spirit. It's about as much
as I've got right now. Maybe after Santa stuffs me... well I mean
stuffs himself down my chimney my holiday's might pick up.

Lot's to do and very little time to do it, I'm wishing I had little elf
to finish my list and give me a happy ending.

I am thankful for my friends and family this holiday. It will be a joy
to see them all. So pour me a peppermint martini and get me the mistole

Ho it up - Santa always cums

Merry Christmas -- Much Love -- Kat ox

Miss Me ?

I've been busier then Santa's elf lately, but I don't have that holly jolly spirit.

Maybe I should go sit on Santa's Lap at the mall. My guess he might get a tad turned on when I sit on his lap.  I will tell him I really can't think of one sex toy I want for Christmas.

I have Hitachi magic wand. I've never found anything with as much power. That toy is beyond magical.  now that is what I call a Christmas miracle.

Now if Santa wants good girls every year he should give out that sex toy. You would  have no time to go out and play with that sex toy between your legs.

Happy Shopping!!

Dear Diary..

It's funny to talk with a friend on a late night call. One minute your talking about something then a mix of sexuality pops up. It's pretty hot to go from talking about your day to talking about being bent over his bed. The thought of it still makes my panties wet.

I went to a bar for drinks over the weekend. I ran into a guy, I had sex with in college. The funny thing is I ran into him in front of same men's bathroom we had sex. All I could think to say was "funny running in to you here"  I must have been pretty drunk that night I don't recall him being that short.   I guess it was hard to tell if your bent over a sink.

Nothing like going home for the Thanksgiving Holidays

oxox  

Happy Thanksgiving

Dear Diary

I am ready for the weekend and honestly have no clue on my plans yet  I spent most of the week dealing with laryngitis. I should be playing the naughty nurse and it might be my turn to take care of someone now.

I watched a decent amount of porn clips between games of words with friends when I was resting, I can't stand when dirty talk and sex actions don't match in the movie. I'm also turned off when they so call spank the girl and you only hear the so called slap you don't see it. Let's not forget she is screaming in pleasure in seconds. Wow I'd like  to date that guys.  I still love my porn clips, but sometimes its like finding a perfect date. Hard to find a good porn clip when you need it !

Happy Weekend  - oxx

Dear Diary,

You ready for some Sunday football , I am so ready I could just tackle someone. I actually stayed in all weekend and rested. I never thought I could stay in for so many days without being handcuffed to a bed. Now that sounds more fun then being sick.

I am starting to feel like myself again. I knew I was starting to feel better when watching the movie Horrible Bosses.when Jennifer Aniston is talking dirty. Now this is my kind of talk and it just got me going!  I think that is a sign I am making a come back. I will treat myself to some hot porn for a bedtime story tonight.

I heard an old college friend got engaged over the weekend. I didn't have the heart to tell her we all knew him. We used to mock him cause he was horrible in the sack. Not only did he never talk during sex, he would shoot his load in a heartbeat. Maybe I should get her a sex toy for a wedding gift.  She is going to need it !

Happy Sunday-- K ox

Dear Diary,

Did you miss me -- Can you image I can't talk ??

I have had Laryngitis for a few days, It seems everyone wants to talk to you when you can't really say anything back. It reminds me of when you have a significant other you give off a vibe, since that is when I swear I get hit on most. Talk about temptation. Once you're single its like what happen to all the action. When it rain's it pours and when your in a drought your almost begging for water.

I made a pledge to myself to be good girl this weekend and actually stay in and watch TV. My DVR better be ready to put out over and over. It's going to be long weekend for me. I am not even sure I will be able to stay in for three days. My god I feel like I am being punished. (maybe I am -I think the last two weekends is the reason I have laryngitis)

The only benefit of not being able to talk is I am gotten much better at dirty texting and online shopping - A girl has to do what a girl has to do !

Happy Thursday ox

Dear Diary..

Brrr It's getting cold !

I love the cold weather and why it's just more reason's to stay in bed and have sex.  Some people are summer lovers, not me I am all about the big winter blow out.   My nipples are hard before the foreplay even starts.  Something about getting warmed up when it's oh so chilly.  Most people freak out when a blizzard comes, I pretty much get batteries for sex toys not flashlights.  You wake up in time to watch Sunday football with the guy you met on Saturday night.  Now that is what I call a touchdown.

Last weekend was one hell of Halloween good time.  Don't you hate when you start to recall stuff you did and said a weekend. Let's just hope I don't run in to the same people.  At least when I go out this weekend people wont be dressed up as a dirty clown's and tainted witch. It's funny how slutty everyone gets on Halloween it's like an excuse to act like the real you.

Well tonight I am going out with friends, I tell myself now I am going to be a good girl and be home early.. Famous last words


Let's hope Ben and Jerry want to have a threesome later- I hate sleeping alone !

Happy Friday All -- K ox

Dear Diary.

Did you miss me ?

Kim Kardashian marriage only lasted  72 days,  I've have had longer relationships with a sex toy. My god I never liked her before now I despise her. Maybe I should cheer up her jilted husband.

I could marry a stranger in Vegas and last longer then 72 days.  I did always joke to my friends I would marry there. Maybe I should go to Vegas this weekend. Get a little crazy and say I do. I only have to last 73 days !!

Halloween came and went and now just opens the flood gates to the holidays. It's to early to plan who you want to kiss at midnight. I will wait till at least after Thanksgiving. Which is right around the corner ! 

I feel like I have a candy-corn martini hangover all week - I really need to perk up it's almost other weekend. No idea what happen to last few days.

I should jump in the shower and seize this Thirsty Thursday

ooxxo-- K

Dear Diary

Have you ever woken up after a night out and said to yourself what the hell happen ?. Then you realize you're not alone and you very slowly turn and try and piece together the night. Then you have a massive hangover so you are in no mood to play detective. So you either hope your guest is asleep, you can fall back asleep or they go home without all the awkward chat. That was my weekend, so I am happy to say I have recovered and it's now hump day.  What a perfect time to rally for a new weekend coming up.
 

You're so vain you think my diary is about you - I often wonder why a person think it's about  them. Unless I tell you, I am blogging about you, then honestly it's not you.   I must be writing some stuff lately that struck a cord with a few of you. It's funny to hear some of you can relate to my tales.

Tonight I am taking a bubble bath and watching porn.  Not sure in which order yet. but I can't wait to wear myself out before bed

Love K ox

 

 Dear Diary...

MaMa said knock you out-- I am considering this for Halloween. Wearing boxing gloves has it's perks. I could punch a guy in the face if he tried using a sleazy pick up line. The downside of this outfit is how could I hold a martini glass all night. The back of the boxing jacket suits me well Down and Dirty, plus it lights up.  I might  need to find knee high pink boots before I step in the ring with this outfit.

I woke up on time today and everything is going as planned-- It's the type of day I should wear a garter belt under my skirt and let kick off this weekend right.

I got invited to my friends Tina's Birthday Bar Crawl this weekend, I saw 30 women were invited. I love the ladies, but let's hope some guys bash this party. If not I always find that one girl who likes to kiss girls when drunk. I always take full  advantage of that opportunity. I already know I kissed a girl and I liked it.  Nothing gets a crowd of guys going at a bar then two girls kissing. I think this weekend has debauchery written all over it

Happy Friday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Holy October -- I better start coming up with my Halloween costume.   Over the weekend,  I joked I was going to be smurfette.  Maybe I should at least go try on a blue skin tight body stocking. Now that sounds like a trick and a treat. I want something different this year for Halloween

I had a fun filled weekend full of my favorite things, then ended the weekend at the Chicago Bears game. I had to rest all day Monday just to recover. A group of guys I met at the game spent the entire tailgate cock blocking each other, they should have had a better game plan if they want to pick up women.  At first I thought how stupid,  but then realized they must have had a bet to see who got my number.  The answer was none of them. Better luck next time. 

Over the weekend one of guys I dated over the summer left a few drunken voice and text messages on my phone. At first they were cute and funny. Then they got dirty but something must have happened to him. Must have been the vodka talking,  but he was ending his messages with love and missing me.

Sometimes alcohol can do bring out the best and worse in people. I think I will call him back next weekend and just replay all his messages. I can't wait to hear his response.



Love K oxox

Dear Diary...

Went to the NHL hockey game last night then got home very late. Could not sleep so watched some hot porn. This girl  spent the entire clip calling him daddy.

I've always been a daddy's girl, but I have no problem calling a guy "daddy" in bed.  I am never thinking of my father. I just find the whole play on words to be so very hot. 

Sometimes it's good to just be someone else in bed. Then you can blame them when you're a slut. It's just like people who blame the use of alcohol when they put out.

I admit I don't blame the cocktails - I blame the cock !-- Once that gets me going - I can't turn back !

So let me call you daddy and start this weekend already!

waiting for Friday,  K ox

Dear Diary,

Nothing like a week on a cruise ship to get away for life.   I could have stayed for weeks !

I always found the TV show Love Boat to be a joke when couples just met and fell in love on a cruise.  Now if they said if the boat's rocking don't come knocking. I would totally buy it. Something about being on a cruise just brings out everyone's fun side. Maybe it's the cruise director always trying to pump up the crowd. Trust me I don't need any help, that just brings out the devil in me.

I saw this girl on the cruise that was a cock tease.  I have no problem with that, but she was an in your face cock tease which made her coming across like a slut.  I am subtle cock tease. I like get my message across with some mystery. Never give them everything right away. Keep them wondering what is next.  It's like grabbing a guy by his balls.  He has no idea if your going give a hand or blow job.

I only had one problem on the cruise. The only way to get away from some guys is to toss them overboard. 

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

I got a phone call last night from one of my dad's friends. He was going to be in town and wondered if I was free to catch up and have dinner next week. I wonder if that is code for I am having a mid life crisis and I am hoping to get lucky.  I guess I should call him back and make plans. This could at least be good for some good cock teasing.

I never really found a word I liked for oral sex on woman. I just heard someone call it Box Job the other day. I am just sold on it now. My god it sounds so much better then "going down" That never sounds sexy, when you said it in the heat of the moment. If a guy can't give me a good box job I am pretty sure he would have no job with me.

Speaking of jobs, I am going on vacation tomorrow, I am slave to technology. so going on a cruise is the last place I should go.  It's like going to rehab.(but at least I can have cocktails) We will see how long I go without needing a technology  fix.  I am pretty sure to come back craving my dirty phone calls.  

So be ready for me -- but try and miss me  





Love K

Dear Diary,

Good bye Summer .. 

I have been putting this blog off because it's really to hard to say good bye. 

I pretty upfront about stuff in my life, I had a relationship break up in February. I learned that life goes on and learned timing is everything.

Trust me it took many dirty martinis, my friends, a few new pairs of shoes, rebound sex and buttery popcorn. 

I took the summer on single and boy did I make the best of it. I finished the summer with a broken toe. But it was better then a broken heart. But it made it harder to wear high heels.

I learned guys think your easy if you a phone sex girl. To be honest I am probably harder to score with. I know how to get off without your  help. But I can say I might be open then other girls. You have to mix it up in the bedroom. I am always looking for a way for the next big orgasm.

I love the fall weather, football, tailgating and hockey. so bring it on. Hopefully you can top my summer. I am taking on the dating world and I am pretty sure, I will give Sex in the City a run for it's money

Love K ox

Dear Dairy

Some of my friends were all worked up when they lost power during the  hurricane.  Everyone should own battery operated sex toys to past the time.  I actually enjoyed being stuck in the house.

I can't even believe this summer is coming to an end,  I swear to god it was just Memorial day weekend. Dam this summer went to fast. I feel like I have to wrap all the rest of my summer fun in the next week.

I am spending the last of my summer in Saratoga, NY.  It's one of my favorite places in the world. I have lived in Saratoga every summer since I was a little girl. It's funny I see the same people every summer and reminds me of soap opera.  Hook up's, break up's, parties and fun! 

The only good thing about it being the last weekend of summer. You won't have to hide out from your drunken weekend hook up. You won't run in him to till next summer. 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

All this talk of hurricanes, reminds me of when you get home and your so ready for sexvyour clothes are every place in the room.  Talk about turning things upside down. Nothing
like finding your favorite black lace panties on top of a fish tank.

When the rain starts to really fall, I like to just go outside and passionately kiss. I say get wet. I want my clothes just sticking to me as you touch my face. Makes me want to take him inside and  bang him harder than a storm door in a hurricane.

I never really would think getting a hurricane is a good idea but It could be a whirl wind of a weekend

Be safe - Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Spent the day looking online for new sex toys for myself.  Really want something new to get me cumming.  But then I found this tasty treat. This would be a sweet treat in the bedroom.

If a guy is good with his fingers, hands and mouth I am pretty much in heaven.  Of course I am fan of cock,  but I need that orgasm from foreplay. I am pretty much let down if I don't get one.

Just the thought of him trying to use his mouth and tongue to eat the candy brings get me turned on already. I am thinking that hot candy panties hidden under a school girl skirt.

now this is a way to tease up a Tuesday!

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

I saw myself when I am grandmother and I just loved it.  Our family friend Eileen is turning 70 this year. She is beyond funny and cute.  She always sporting sparkly clothes.  She drinks her vodka martini's and loves to listen to music.  She has two boyfriends  -Just in case one dies, which sounds awful but at her age why not.  She is my new idol.   Maybe I should try this two boyfriends concept.

She jokes that I have more sparkly or glitter stuff in my closet then a hooker in Las Vegas.  When I showed her a new dress I just got, her first answer was you'll turn heads in that darling.  She taught me one very
valuable lesson. Flaunt what god gave you even if you have no idea if anyone's looking !

Well I could not have said it better myself --Just get out there and sparkly- Those that mind, don't matter...Those that matter, don't mind

Happy Thursday

Dear Diary

I had my tarot cards and a palm reading in the some month, I am starting to feel like the Psychic Friends Network. It's fun and creepy to just sit there and listen to your life. I might be a little more freaked out that they said the same thing on both readings. Maybe I am sucker but some of the stuff really made sense.  I know they tell you general stuff and you just make it fit in your life.  Maybe I go my tea leaves or crystal ball reading next. I might has well get from all sides.

I got the most funniest message recently a guy offered to be my fuck buddy.  Does he really think I am lacking sex that much.  But wait does that stuff really even work.  You just say want to be fuck buddies and the other person says yes.   I might have to try this out.  I am pretty sure it comes with more questions then a simple yes or no.

One of my ex boyfriends from years ago calls and texts me all the time, it's usually just friendly talk but when I am drinking I toss in the sexual flirty texts here and there. The funny thing he is dating
a new girl now. I got to meet her this weekend. She was giving me the eye like I am her competition.  I wanted to say been there, done that-- He  is all yours.  But no worry  he will still text me tonight when your in his bed. Funny how girls just assume I want him back cause he wanted to meet up this weekend.

I had a super fun weekend and I wish the summer would slow down.  I feel like I have so much more I want to do and its now August.  My psychic told me to take a leap of faith.  To me that means just do what I want and see what happens. Dam she has no idea how much trouble that will cause me

Bring it on !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

So this weekend was very hot and so was the weather -- !   I feel like I had to sleep all day Monday to just bounce back.  It just brings me one day closer to the weekend again.  Can you tell I am ready for it?

I just have loved this summer, so far it's been so much fun but going by so quickly.
 

Something about a summer lovin relationship.  Lyrics taken right from the song Summer Nights in the movie Grease  -  "They are a blast, they happen to fast and then it's just ripped at the seams".

We are getting so close to the last month of summer  This is when I realized my summer lovin will turn cold like the weather.

I often wondered why people go for summer thrill over the winter hibernation relationship.  In the winter you would spend much more time in doors. Maybe a snow storm could keep you in for days. What to do other then heat things up.  I think I will just act like a bear and find myself some dark cave/bedroom and fuck the winter away. 

Just a thought .....

Dear Diary

I am in the middle of drinking the most tasty summer cocktail over the weekend on the deck with friends.  Often once the drink start flowing my friends ask about my phone sex company.  One of my guy friends said I have never had phone sex. I was pretty much shell shocked at first but then I thought about it.  I am sure alot of people have not had phone sex. You have no idea what your missing.

I am not sure how it's never happened for him.  I always called my boyfriends in college and talked dirty. Even if not full blown  phone sex. I am a huge flirt or cock tease, no matter what you call it. I get the job done and them ticking all the time. It makes them want to see or talk  to you again. I know how to keep my guy in line

So my buddy is very curious about it all now, I might have to have a few drinks and call him one night ....   That might get me best friend status

Happy Monday--

Love Kit-Kat :)

Dear Diary

I am watching a porn the other day and I am still remembering this part of the clip. They have this girl tied down and a couple getting her off only using fingers and toys.  Now this is my kind of party but that was not the part that got me curious

The guy was showing how to touch the g-spot with his two fingers, this girl was going insane.  I was starting to wonder if I have  been missing my g spot or was this guy a magic man.   He had this girl squirt and lose control more times then I can recall.  I am sure she was an actress but of course now I am  in much need of a g spot expert.

I have only squirted two times in my life, once with myself and the rabbit vibrator. The other time was with college boyfriend. I  think he was so drunk he thought he wet himself.  It's funny back then I did not think much of it. But now I should have kept that guy around.

So maybe this weekend I'll go hunting on my g spot -- what ever you do make it a wet and wild weekend

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

I love writing here since it's like looking back at so much stuff in my life.  I love just being open and letting it all go with my words.  I also stand by you just have to stand up and dance. I put the music on as loud as I can  and just let it all go.  It's best to do this by yourself so you really put your body into it !

I am ready for that kind of weekend - I need something crazy to just happen. So let's the fire works begin. Sex reminds me of fireworks  sometimes it's just a big burst and a bang.  Sometimes your waiting  for the big bang but it little sound and a fizzled mess.  

Go out and bang-  Happy July 4th - Make it a Sparkle baby !

Be safe -- Love Kit oxox

Dear Diary..

I had a great time at a party this weekend. I had just planned on dropping in, but it was so much fun I ended staying over. Man I had a sluggish Sunday. But it was well worth it !
 

I heard a guy at a party, say he can last all night. Trust me Women don't dream of the man who can hold  off his orgasm all night long.

I really like a guy whom can bring me from zero to sixty in no time flat. Something about fast and dirty makes my day. I get turned off when guys brag about his sexual skills.

This week I am on a hunt for a new pair of heels with sexy shimmer to them.  I am tossing between silver and black.  I am ready to shine at night, all the way down to my toes.

Happy Tuesday-- Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Spent sometime in New Orleans last week. I had a blast on Bourbon Street in very hot New Orleans. The heat just spiced up my game. I met lots of fun guys and girls. Let's not forget the "shemale" that rocked the dance floor. She worked her body like no tomorrow.

I met this guy on the first night, not the best way to kick off a trip, He tells me he is a lifestyle Pirate. I still not sure what the hell that really means, but he showed me no treasure chest so I made him walk the plank.

Bouncing home one night from bar hopping I walk in to a hooker and her customer getting busy in a doorway of closed restaurant. As I was pretty surprised to see people having sex. It made me laugh they were leaning on a sign that said Eat Out More Often.

I hit all the bars and strips clubs in the French Quarter's. I had to laugh when I went to the Barely Legal Club. I thought they were older then me. It could have been called I am dressed up like I am little girl club. I am thinking that no matter how many hurricane drinks your drinking everyone looks barely legal.

So it was easy being easy in the Big Easy.. Kit ox

Hi there

I will be back on in a few days

Come Back For My New Dirty Tales !

Miss you -- K ox

Dear Diary..

Weekends are to short and that is a fact   It should be play for 5 days and work for 2.  Now that is my kind of life.

No matter how long your in a relationship, you and your other should still go out with friends.   I wold say my relationship is fairly new. Everyone loves a girls night out or hitting the bar with the guys. 

The unwritten rules are a must for the best night out. So your not suppose to bring or see your "other" that night.  Just like Vegas-- what happens stays with the group.   This weekend on my girls night out.  My "other" and his friends showed up at the same bar.  Let's be clear I know he knew I was there. I had no problem he was there.  

My girls were thrilled on more guys to pick from in his friends. But nothing more priceless then watching the faces of my "other" buddies watching him pick me over his boys on their night out.  The best line was "he is a goner"  I guess someone has a big crush on me.   Overall ended up being a very late night and all had fun ! 

Speaking of fun, I was watching a TV show this weekend and the girl got a Hitachi magic wand for a her wedding shower. The fiance comes home to find her orgasmic over  it. She says I have to admit I never knew what a orgasm really was until I got that toy.  I have to admit I felt that same way. I had orgasms but never like that. I might  have my big crush on that sex toy.  It might be priceless when my "other" finds out my real crush is!

Happy Monday

Dear Diary..

I am Weekend Ready !!

A few of my friends just got out of serious relationships. We are going to theme the weekend as "break up bonanza" everyone goes crazy to help friends bounce back to the real world!

Speaking of being on my back. When I see a hot porn clip. I always bookmark it on my phone. When things heat up in the bedroom. I like to whip out my phone and play the clip. I love showing them what I want or how I liked to be talked too!! So my phone won't the only thing I hope gets whipped out this weekend

Happy Weekend

Kit-

Dear Diary...

Dam the Summer weather came on with a bang, it got hotter then hell for a few days. I found the best t-shirt for the summer-- It's baby pink with the words "handle your scandal" I think this just gives me the excuse to get in trouble now. I might have to find some more cute funny shirts to wear out and stir up my summer.

I saw this lengthy porn clip of the weekend and I have been debating it in my mind. It's not the first time I've seen this in porn. It was entirely porn of fisting and fingering compilation. I for one have never been fisted. I am not closed to it. but honestly I think I find fingers to be much hotter. If you get me with your fingers you might even win my heart over.

Happy Hump Day to you all - but I be happier with happy fingered all day.

Love Kit ox

Dear Diary..


I am so ready for the long weekend !!

It's weird you can be dating or meet someone and just fall in to bed with them  Then other times you just stop yourself. I call it the "sexual block". You don't have a real reason but something just stops you from sealing the deal.  Your self conscious is like knocking on your vagina wall.   I guess that famous last saying. don't open the door for strangers.

I am hoping for a block free weekend--  I am in the best mood and just ready to get crazy !

Watch out for road blocks but just push them sexual blocks down


happy long weekend--  Kit ox

Dear Diary

Happy Hump Day -- I am often called a phone sex princess.  I bring the dirty girlfriend experience to phone sex. I love being personal with clients. I have always been this way from the very start.  I am sweet but I bring the heat.

Other times I am called a princess or madam is when I have dominatrix or bitchy type calls.  Something about having a man at my mercy.  It's all about controlling his wallet and his dick brings me to a new diva like levels.  Not everyone can be my pet.  Being my bitch is not easy and I will drain you as I see fit. 

So I start this summer with one pet, maybe I should have a dog pound full of cum sluts 

Love Kit ox

Dear Diary

I have considered myself bi-sexual for a few years.  It's not something I just come out and tell everyone. Well I guess, I just did. But I think I mean in a dating relationship. I bring it up at a certain point and let it go where it may.

Over the weekend I was out with a guy at this very popular club.  A girl sent over a drink. My date thought it was for him, but it was for me. As much as it's hot to be picked up by men. It's even hotter to be picked up by ladies. I am not sure if his face was more in shock when the drink was for me, not for him or that I really liked girls.

I can pretty much some up this weekend to - I kissed a girl and I liked it.... again !

Happy Monday - Kit ox

Dear Diary..


As much as I like wet and raw, this week has been one very rainy week. Okay now bring on the heat. I am waiting for it.


Speaking of heat,  Woman pretty much know when they will have sex. Before you even have a clue we are planning it.  Guys don't mentally plan sex they just do it when ever we say YES.  As much I am for going in the moment, I pretty much know if I will or I won't.


Many times even if we are in the middle of dinner I know later if I am getting laid. It's already on my mind or list of things I am going to do later.  


So last night before I even went out, I put on some sexy undergarments before hitting the town. I am pretty sure he had no idea what I had in store for him. So the night was going so very well. Then all of sudden stupid words come out of his mouth. The moment is ruined for me. If he only knew what I had in store for him. I bet he would have watched his mouth.


Well I am pretty sure my sex toys thought I looked hot last night


Happy Hump  - Kit ox

Dear Diary..

I am ready for summer. I got this outdoor bar for my back deck with four bar stools.. They convince me in the store that only has a few parts to screw in..screw them.

Well let me tell you my hands hurt afterwards.. I guess that is the price to pay for drinking in style.. My friends joked my hands hurt from a bad hand job on small cock.. Not the small screwdriver I had to use to install the shelf's.

The weekend went by to fast and I am starting this Monday to a dull rainy day. I'll have to find a way to make this day a tad more exciting. Let's hope my callers have alot to say!

I am off to eat lunch and catch up with the world !

Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Some people like to stay out late
Some folks can't hold out that long
But nobody wants to go home now.
there's too much goin' on.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight

I am ready to go out this weekend, that is my theme song.  I am making the best of every minute.  I will be giving the guys a heartache this weekend. I am ready to break some hearts. <3

Get out there and find your inner magic !

Make things happen 

~~Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Been spending alot of time with my girlfriends lately. My friends are talking about the School House Rock at lunch. I am wondering why an afternoon school special is such a hot topic. Well I must have missed out this is a sex position.

So it's using a chair with a sturdy back. Straddle him with your feet on the floor, slowly lowering yourself onto his erection with your knees bent at a ninety-degree angle. Once he’s fully penetrated you, begin to slowly rock back and forth.

Something about trying new sexual positions can be awkward but you just have to take control and try them out. Sometimes you can just die laughing

I am not sure what happen to this week, it just flew by and I am ready for the weekend now. Now I can see giving myself a school house rock. Maybe I need a new school girl skirt !


Off to the mall - check in tomorrow


Kit ox

Dear Diary,

I have three goldfish and got nothing for Mother's day. I wonder how my goldfish are going to feel when I give them nothing. So funny I bet they are going to be hungry when I give them nothing tomorrow.

My three baby fish are called Lust, Like and Love. Very odd names for my fish but it's just about their hot colors and my favorite feelings.

As much as like and love are warm feelings. Nothing is warmer then lust. Some times lust takes control and it's a feeling I can't get enough

Recently I have been between two feelings like and lust. Feels like an angel and a devil on my shoulders. I am happy to report the devil is winning

Dear Diary

I noticed this week, as I am drinking a glass of wine while watching celebrity rehab or eating pizza watching addicted to food. It's like everyone struggles to be better when maybe just being yourself is easier then always trying to change.

I know something about me that never changes  I do check out bulge in a guys pants. I try and guess how big he may be. Sometimes you get a surprise and other times your let down. It's really no different then guys checking out my ass or chest. Sometimes with just one look you know it was meant for you.

I am at a mid week hump and I swear this week is dragging.  Maybe it's the crappy weather. I might need a hump tonight just to get thru this week.

Be good to yourself-- Kit ox

Dear Diary

All my friends are starting to date new guys right now, it's funny how we tell each other everything when it first starts. Everything is so cute at the beginning. Then every day life kicks in and your ready to kill each other. Let' see how this summer loving plays out !  I never think summer relationships will last.  They go cold by the time the fall weather rolls in.

Every girl today is wanting to be a royal princess after watching the William and Kate Wedding. Maybe I should be all proper this weekend. I highly doubt that will happen. Some of my family was born in England, so tomorrow we are having a British blow out. I am very sure the only royal hats my family will have on is drunken shenanigan's.

With all the this royal talk this week.   I am sure the big pick up line tonight at the bars will all have something to do with Bangers and Mash. I have to say if a guy said that to me. He would be mashing himself later in the night very much alone.

Tonight I am heading out with friends - Grab and Pint and enjoy the weekend -- Kit ox

Dear Diary

Some people miss certain things about being home, I miss my Hitachi magic wand sex toy. You maybe ask why I don't take it with me. I would never take it on an airplane unless it had its own seat. I treat that sex toy like the king he is.   I would be pretty worried about him being in my suitcase. My god if he got broken I would cry real tears.   So I leave him on my bed like a king just waiting for his queen to return.

So last night I could have used my sex toy after this episode. I am at the bar having martinis with friends around dinner time. This guy comes over and asks if he can get me a drink. I very nicely say no thanks we are just about to leave,  but was nice meeting him. He seems cool and goes on his way to the next girl or should I say Thursday night victim. Just as we paying the tab, the owner of the bar gives us all a free drink. So what else can you do but have other drink. Just as I take a sip of the drink the guy shows back up asking if i am "too good for him"  He then proceeds to just make a total ass out of himself knocking over many drinks and gets tossed from the bar. To top it off you think he would just go home.  As we are getting in a cab he screams I will get you my pretty.  I swear to god that was from Wizard of Oz. 

So some nights you might meet someone and other times its good to have a sex toy. Thank god I at least have my back up toy in my suitcase.

Happy Weekend -- ox

Dear Diary,

So it's been a fun few days. I noticed something about myself. When I see a guy or girl that I find attractive. Something just clicks in my brain automatically and I start thinking of hooking up with them.  It could be the tall guy at the supermarket or sexy girl at the lingerie shop.  My sex drive is in over drive right now.  I feel like a bear that was just woken up from hibernation.

I never felt like your typical girl in my life, I always felt I connected to people, especially men since I was a darling little girl.  It's funny I used my cute words back then to charm them. Now I just use my words in more of a dirty way. 

Everyone needs an outlet to express yourself,  I would say mine is my blog and phone sex company.  I think its healthy to just give yourself a place to bring out your inner sexual beast.

On this hump day I say find your outlet -- no matter what or where it is. I am sure you can use your Imagination here !

Dear Diary..

So yesterday I am jetting around the house and I break my toe on the coffee table. I fell to the ground like I got shot. If you thought I talked dirty before, my mouth was like drunken sailor.  The funny thing is that coffee table has been there for years.   So knowing I had to go out last night. I am a bitch for fashion, so I jammed my foot in some red heels and went out.  So now that I have a tapped up toes and was told to be careful with it.  I am thinking sex tonight is going to get tricky. I might have to break out the karma sutra for some one legged positions.

Why do people relate sex to the weekends,  Do people really wait or is all the weekend cock-tailing the reason for the all night fun. As much as I love weekend sex. I am love spur of the moment very day sex. Why the hell wait for the weekends.  Well since it's the weekend I say get on it !

love kit ox

Dear Diary

As I said it last week sometimes weekends can bring you in any directions.  If you can just live in the moment.  A kiss can sweep you away.  You can meet someone new that reminds you of your past. But maybe it will bring you a new present. I am pretty much know if you don't put yourself out there you will never find happiness.

Speaking of happiness   I was out shopping the other night.   I found something that makes me happy. No I am not talk about Mc Donald's but dam I love it there.  I am talking about lip gloss.  It's my new vice.  All the pretty shades and glittery options.  I always want to pick out shades and sparkle that turn guys on.. Just picturing that sticky lippy mess smears on my lips during dirty moments.  I just get wet panties picking out my new lip gloss.

I guess my hot mouth loves a lip gloss as much as it loves to talk dirty

Kit ox

Dear Diary...

I am weekend ready already !.  That is always dangerous for me in two ways.  In the first way  I will either go out and get so crazy,  I will wake up wondering what the hell happened.  Or in the second way, I will go out and be so let down that nothing over the top happens that it's a buzz kill.   I just better settle myself down before the weekend.

I was asked an interesting question this week, when do you tell someone your sexual secerts.  Sometimes your sexual fetishes can be over the top for your new partner.  I am always up front with my partners on my phone sex line.  You be surprised,  you would think every guy loves my dirty mouth.  Some guys can't handle my sexual freedom.

I just heard the saying "keep it uptown"  It means when a girl doesn't want to go all the way, but is more than willing to blow you.  I think  I would have called it going downtown instead.  

Let's hope you all get alot of up and down this weekend -  Kit ox

Dear Diary..

I deserve a spanking for being away so  long-- now just who deserves to touch my ass !

I think alot about sex and relationships towards sex being a phone sex girl.  I find that everyone has something that makes them tick.  People often hide sexual parts of them to just to please others.  Sometimes afraid to say they want a dog collar. Maybe they have no clue to ask have hair pulled tight or how to even talk dirty.   I have found you have nothing to be afraid or but being afraid.  You have to just find ways to express yourself. You just have to work on it. 

Speaking of working it.  I recently went out with a guy I would call a professional dater.  He has more moves then Micheal Jordan on the court.   He knows how to charm woman like it's his full time job.  I can see how girls would find that impressive, But I could not get the song Smooth Operator out of my head all night.

I am ready for March Madness-  It's funny how many people start to love college basketball for one month a year.  Does it drive you mad or know your picks already.  Most bracket pools have prizes of pride or money.  I have a a better prize-- A dirty hot call with me. Now that is what I call winning.

Happy Monday !

Dear Diary...


Communication is the key to good sex, but communicating doesn't always mean using words. If you feel too shy to spell out your needs. Next time you want something, why don't you pull them close, or tell them with your eyes.  I believe your eyes are the window to a world of sin. Give them the look they can't forget.   Sometimes the best moments are the one's you say nothing at all. That's pretty funny coming from someone whom loves to dirty talk.


Tonight I am off to dinner with girlfriends, one of my friends just had her first threesome last night. I can't wait to hear all the dirty details.   So I guess she kicked off March Madness with a bang.  If you thought I loved football season.  I am also pretty pumped for March Madness. Just gives me more excuses to go out to watch way to many games with friends and enjoy the cocktails


You ready for Madness this March  - Kit ox

Dear Diary,


It's my Birthday week -- I have had my fair share of martinis and birthday wishes.  The only thing I am still lacking are more birthday spankings.  I have admit I really like spankings.  I am a bigger fan of a getting spanked by hand. I have tried the paddle before.It just gives my whole body a rush. I can't even explain what it does to my sex drive. Now that is what I call a good birthday gift.


I got a special gift this birthday. It was a bejeweled Eiffel Tower. Everyone knows I like sparkly things. Paris is the one place I dream about and hope to go someday. It reminds me that dreams are big and should be followed.  So remind yourself every day to take steps closer to dreams. Now I just have to find that guy to kiss me at the Eiffel Tower. 


Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

The other night I went out for drinks with a bunch of friends.  I was having a great time and all of sudden the waitress tells me a guy from the bar sent me a drink.  I was more then flattered, but wanted to at least say something to him besides a thank you I sent back with the waitress. So I take my drink over to at least meet the guy. (He is no way was my type but very nice)  Later in the night I am not sure if he knew I was still at the bar, he sends one of my good friends a drink. All I can say is if your sending drinks as way to meet girls as least try other tables at the bar.

Something about travel always bring the slut out in me.  Maybe it's you can just let go and forget everything behind. It's like playing with fire, will you get caught or hook up with a stranger. Everything is like a sexual fireworks just waiting to explode. So let's see how this adventure treats me.

Hope your enjoy your hump day--  Make the best of it

Kitt ox

Dear Diary..

Spice up the day and break out the pink and red. It's like an excuse to wear glitter today. You know I love that. It's sad we wait to do all this once a year.  We should do this all the time. You should tell someone everyday they touch your heart.

After they touch your heart let them touch them other things.  Why not break out the heart shaped handcuffs and red hot paddle tonight and show your love.

I am slutty romantic, how funny that is.. So bring it on and Happy Valentine's Day everyone

Much Love -- Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

After my last blog-- Did I just jinx myself in to other snow storm in Chicago. Maybe next time I won't bitch to mother nature.  I  love the feeling of seeing the world just shut down for a few hours.  Sometimes the winter quiet brings this crazy world to halt.

So my very favorite time of year is football season and it ends this weekend.  I am pretty sad about that, but we are having a big superbowl party with friends.  Not to crazy about either team so the food and drinks with be the only thing super this weekend. Let's hope I win the superbowl pool.

I never felt like being a phone sex girl was a job to me.  Yes I run everything myself. I enjoy my clients and getting to know them. So when people ask do you like your job,. I often say I like my clients.  That is what makes me more then just a phone sex girl.

- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

What happen to this week,   I have been just over loaded with things to do and places to be.  I guess it's better the just waiting for things to happen.

As I am settled back in chilly Chicago now,  I am starting to hate the winter now. At first the snow was a fun change, but now I am over it.   Its like having a good sex hook up a few times then you realize it's more "emotional" work then it's worth.    Maybe I should start selling my mittens because I lost at least one of each pair I own.   Who needs to jerk off in my panties when I have a few mittens.

Screw the winter, This weekend I am on a mission to find some sparkly hot heels, nothing brings a spring in your step then shoes that make the whole world want to bang you.

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

I just ordered some Liquid Latex Body Paint   I can just think of all the fun my body is going to have with dripping, pouring, dipping and painting up my body. I am not sure I can wait until it gets here. I forgot the best part the peeling it off. I hope its as much as a sexual turn as I am hoping it will be !  The best part of trying new sexual fetish is you have no idea what will turn you on. 

I was listening to the Rihanna song and the lyrics just stir every emotion inside of me. 

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

It just puts me the mood for the weekend.  I think I need to just go out and just get crazy and let loose this weekend.  Sometimes you just need to live in the moment.   I can taste the martinis already!

Happy Weekend - Kitty oxxo