Dear Diary!

Last night I went out with some old friends and the bar had five kinds of Halloween martini's.  I had to drink every one of them over and over.  I could have went as "hungover" tonight as my costume. I am not feeling 100 percent yet today.

I am going as Jenn Sterger for Halloween. All I need is a cell phone and Brett Favre cock. Since Brett has not said it's his cock yet. I am sure -I can find others to fill in.  I am working on my football jersey today. I am not sure if  I should put Sterger on Favre on my jersey yet.  I am going to have so much fun with this costume.  I got this funny Penis Cup to drink out of tonight.  I love sports, so I think this might be the perfect Halloween costume for me.

I always been a fan of trick or treat and dressing up.  I love breaking out theme costumes all the time.  I have way to many "bedroom" costumes for dirty nights of fun in the bedroom   My favorite has always been the latex nurse.  Every guy needs  little check up.

Be Safe -- Happy Halloween--  Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Today someone told me I am always in a good mood. Life is to short to keep your day down.  I would say, I am like every one else I have good and bad days.  But if you put your best foot forward you have a better chance of getting ahead.

If I am sleeping alone at night I am very sure I am going to watch Iphone porn and use my sex toys. It's like security blanket for me   So last night I feel asleep with out it.  I woke up at 3:00 am and had to do the trick to fall back to sleep.  So I am addicted- I might need a 12 step program.

I am pretty open about being bi-sexual. But I don't advertise it.   I feel everything has a time and place. So I tell people when they deserve to know.  One of the girls I often hook up with is back with her ex boyfriend.  He is going to be a little surprised to know she goes both ways now. Now that is going to be one big trick or treat this weekend.

Tonight I am going to crawl on the couch and watch television.   I am looking forward to it !

Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Hump Day !-- I am in the mood to be humped today.  I am addicted to porn today.  I found this new site I like for my iPhone and I do is one porn clip searches all day.

So my weekend away was great. but I learned its very awkward to hear people having sex in the next room.  I like to try and guess what they are doing by the loud sounds.   It's only awkward because you try to pretend your not listening but all you do is listen.  I loved my get away with my cousins, but I really missed my phone sex callers dirty talks.

Believe or not I am still tossing up my Halloween costumes. This might go down to the wire this year. I really have not found anything that just really brings out my inner dirty kitty. I am going to Frederick's of Hollywood tonight to look at some sexy costume ideas.  I always love the trampy lingere at that store.


Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary

I am going for my last scheduled Brazilian wax of the season today. I am thinking of growing a little fur coat on my kitty this winter. Nothing crazy just a tight little jacket. That made me laugh thinking of my pussy wearing a little coat for winter.  Gotta keep my kitty warm for winter.

I am going on an over night trip this weekend with many of my cousins. Everyone should up for good time. My one cousin Kara will be a train wreck.  She is married and acts single so I am sure it will be like watching a bad movie.  I might have to drink extra martini this weekend just to deal with her. Last time we went away she spent the night picking up young college guys on the dance floor.

I got a new sex toy called the Pink Peanut Vibrator and it's so small and packs a punch. I love how on the package it says great use for on the go. So I guess I have to take it to go this weekend.  I will have to work myself over in the bathroom at the hotel at night. 

I can't believe it's the weekend already so I better kick it in high gear and pack my stuff.  

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Last night when I was out to dinner and my friends and had a great time. I love sipping martini's and chatting the night away.  One of my good friends mentioned our college history professor.  I could not even sleep last night I was so worked up thinking of him.  He thought I was such a sweet girl, I wonder what he would think if he knew this is what I thought about him...

You bend me over just right
Short skirt pulled over my ass
Spank your school girl
Work your fingers in my throbbing cunt
I want your hard stiff cock
Fuck me deep and hard
Give me a hot warm treat
I was good for my teacher

-Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

It's fun to go back !-- My friends from college had a cocktail party over the weekend. Cock comes with cocktails.  No matter how classy the party.  I thought I'd cock tease up my college ex boyfriend who flew in town. But I change my mind when the party started. He is my ex boyfriend for a reason.  I never met anyone who over thinks everything.  He is the type of person whom plans everything in life.  Sometimes you have to just go with the flow.  I heard he is dating a quiet librarian. I might have been to much for his mind to handle.  The party was a good time and loved seeing everyone.

I can give you the review of two thumbs up on my hitachi wand with attachments.  I loved the attachments without a doubt.  I have to say I liked the curved attachment piece the best.  It reminds me cock. but I actually like my cock bigger then the attachment.  

I am thinking of going as Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween.  Maybe I will meet the big bad wolf..  I could say my what big cock  you have. !!   I am pretty sure that is not how the story goes..

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary ...

I got a brand new Hitachi wand and my inner dirty kitty is back. It's funny how much a sex toy can changed my day. This time I got the two attachment pieces for the Hitachi magic wand.  Now I know what my weekend will be filled with.  I have to try out the new attachment parts in my body parts. 

I feel like going to bed already, but I sense it's a bit early. I will save my sex toy fun for Friday night. I make it sound I will only use it tonight. I use toy before bed every night.  I can't even sleep with out it. The last few days without Hitachi wand have been a bit dull.    It's the one toy that gets me hot and wet. I know what it feels like to fast and furious now.

So other then working myself over and getting my Halloween costume together. Plus I am going to a party with friends.  I am really looking forward to kicking off the weekend. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Being a phone sex girl makes me feel special, I am thankful of all my loyal fans. Maybe I should call them friends,  I always love getting to know them.  I never let that one rotten apple ruin my bunch. It's been fun sharing my life and stories with them.

I am ready for the weekend already and it's only Thursday. I am plan on going to a party with friends  The party invite says "Fall Back"  My guess is she is celebrating the season of Fall.  My god she really took alot of time thinking that theme up.  The first thing I thought of was falling back in bed with my college boyfriend who will be going to the party.  He lives in Texas now, so maybe he want me to ride him like a cowboy.  I have to see if he is ready to fall back with me.

I am doing pretty well at my stripper pole "exercise" class.  Some of the girls in the class have as much sex appeal as a banana.  I am the teacher's pet, she always tell me I am doing a good job.  To bad my teacher is a woman, I would have like to earn a better report card every week.

Tonight I unsure if I should go out with the girls or sack out on the couch in my boy shorts and watch television.

Love Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary,

I am suffering from to much sleep.  I went to bed way to early and got up way to late. Now I am beyond lazy. I usually don't spend that much time in bed unless I am getting laid. !

I broke my favorite sex toy, it's like losing a boyfriend.  I might have to get other one. It's like going to bed every night without him. I did try using other sex toy it was like getting sloppy seconds. I'm not sure how long I can go without the hitachi wand.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today for lunch, I felt like a school girl. I feel like busting out the lunch box, pony tails and Catholic school skirt. It's fun to bring back your childhood.


Have a good day-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I learned alot this weekend, It's funny what a crazy night can bring.  My friend Jessica can't walk in high heels. She got drunk and fell and broke her wrist. Now she is like blaming everyone else, but herself.  The only person I would blame was her and some guy Tim whom got her so drunk thinking he could get lucky.  The only thing he got was a text from the hospital saying she won't be stopping over. 

A guy asked me for my phone number and I said no, he then try to pick up my friend with the same line.  Sorry you really should work on your game if you only have one pick up line.

I went to the movies this weekend.  I still don't know why more people don't try and hook in there.  I saw Social Networking and I got a little social   I have no problem with being dirty in public as long as I am not getting arrested.  You have to pick the perfect seats and let the games begin.  You should at least eat the popcorn first.  The movie was good, but the dirty action I got in the movies was better !

It's other long weekend over and I am ready for my callers.  I hope someone has a really dirty secret.

Kitty oxo

Dear Diary

No idea what to do this weekend. Nothing is just grabbing me yet.   It's not like me to have such a low key weekend. I am going to have to stir up some trouble and make this long weekend count. I might take in the Chicago Blackhawks game. I purposely lean in to all the guys getting in and out of my seats. I love looking at the reactions.

I am truly disappointed in myself, I can't figure out what to be for Halloween.  I was looking at a twisting a childhood icon to something sexy. But I really want to mix it up this year. I will hit a lingerie store and find a treat for tricking !

The house I am going to for the Halloween party has a water bed. I can't name to many people that even own them.  I bet sex in a water bed is crazy. My luck I would puncture a hole in the bed. Well I do like getting wet.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

Wow it's a tit nippy outside.  I think it feels like winter more then fall today. It's so dark and gloomy outside.  My Monday feels like it's hungover.

I had a fun weekend with friends.  My friend Ash is no longer heart broken. She worked her magic this weekend and is back in the game. She met this over anxious senior in college who was doing back flips to please her every need.   I set out to make her weekend the best and he did all the work.  My job is done.

I am a girl who has no problem giving blow jobs. I love having power over the cock and just making it explode when I am ready. I will cock tease it till they beg. At a bar this weekend a girl told her friends, she gives head to keep him happy. I give head to show him I am in charge.

I saw this lame porn over the weekend. She was getting off on the washing machine. No matter now much I have to try this option it never works. My washing machine would have to be bucking bronco to get me off. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I am addicted to my iPhone and option to watch porn on it. I must do it every night before bed. I am so addicted that I starting using headphone to hear the porn louder.  I wake up during the night and feel the need to watch more porn and use sex toys. I am sure I need a twelve program.

I am going out with my best friend Ashley this weekend.  She is recovering from a bad break up. I think she feels cock will cure her. I am sure it makes her feel good, but she will need a ton of cum to paste up her broke heart.  I am looking forward to the all the shenanigans we stumble across!! Sometimes you have to be the friend who just let's them go crazy.

I am starting my search this week for the best Halloween costume. Halloween is just excuse for girls to turn any costume in to something slutty.  One year my friend Meg came as a sexy smurf !

Off like a prom dress, Kitty ox