Happy Trick or Treat day !

Before the first kid knocks on the door today !

I can't stand when kids are to old for trick or treating, if you can drive a car you should not be collecting candy !

I also hate when kids come to the door in regular clothes and a bag. What is that ??

Parents now drive kids around on Halloween to each street and let them out. Hello when I was 10, I would run 15 blocks with a bedroom pillow case.
I also just love when they say can my sister have some, she is down on the street. Sorry if your sister can't walk up she really should not get any candy.

People whom give kids apples and chips, first of all the kids don't want that stuff. It will smash to bits when it's in bucket or a pillow case.

Single fathers whom make small talk at the door. One guy last year gave me his phone number after I gave his little daughter Skittles candy. I wonder if he gave his number and address to the people next store. They give out full size candy bars.

Last but not least, don't give crappy candy. Get the very best kinds. Remember when you would trade candy to get the Resses peanut cup with friends. Sorry you can't trade with lollipops.


Be safe and have a Happy Halloween !

Dear Diary

My Mind is racing today so I will just vent up and get it all before I go wear myself out with the Hitachi magic wand. I could use good release

I really can't stand woman who try's on clothes at stores. Then come out to get approval from a boyfriend or husband. Seriously get a life, if you can't pick out a shirt at the mall. Please stay home. I would also never date the guy whom stands outside and waits. I want to slap your face and tell you to wake up.

So everyone knows what pajamas are, I am telling you, please don't wear them to the supermarket or the bank. How lazy can you be to wear them with boots and flip flops. If your not going to bed or to a hospital. Why not get dressed before going out of the house.

Why is that I always see people having sex in cars in porn. They always seem to fit with no problem, I have actually never have sex in a cars cause I like room to move around. I rather fuck in a limo.

I saw this commercial for a new pill that makes your cock last longer and increase size. I don't care if your a porn star or pizza delivery guy. You should take this pill and tell me if it works. Every girl loves longer and harder. I should buy stock in the company and get all my clients to buy the stuff.

So I addicted to playing Wii, I love it. I feel like I am very good at all the games. I think they should come with some dirty games for adults. How funny would it be learning to jack a cock using the Wii controllers.


Enjoy your Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

We already learned I love lip gloss lips. But what I have learned one thing about kissing recently.

I am truly disappointed if your a bad kisser. I will probably kick you to the curb quickly. I'm sure if people are bad kissers or just not right for the person for you to kiss. 

I guess everyone has a style of kissing they like or gets them going.  I have learned that once I start really kissing someone the next step is sex. I go from 0 to 60 in seconds. I am not saying I skip over fore play. Does anyone even call it that anymore? Sometimes a kiss is a just a kiss but for me it's get my engine roaring !

So I am about to kiss this weekend away-   Let's see how hot it gets !!

Smooch -- Kat ox

So Halloween is coming up..


Let me be clear !! I

I hate Halloween for adults, I have nothing against it for kids. I will be ranting and raving for the rest of the month. I love pumpkin seeds and halloween candy. Do I really have to get all dressed up for that ?

For so many years my friends and I did the Playboy mansion Halloween Party. Everyone came in pajamas and it was a easy costume. Plus the perks of already knowing what they look like half naked and your ready for bed the second you get home.

I am not really a dress up costume freak outside the bedroom. I rather play dirty nurse or slutty cheerleader at home. This year my friends are already pushing for a halloween party.

So now I have to dress up in something creative. I have a few weeks to find something cute and very easy to wear. Since I am dreading it, maybe I will let you pick what I should be for Halloween.

I feel like I go thru this every year ..... I guess It's better then Christmas shopping

Kat ox