Dear Diary..

It's funny to talk with a friend on a late night call. One minute your talking about something then a mix of sexuality pops up. It's pretty hot to go from talking about your day to talking about being bent over his bed. The thought of it still makes my panties wet.

I went to a bar for drinks over the weekend. I ran into a guy, I had sex with in college. The funny thing is I ran into him in front of same men's bathroom we had sex. All I could think to say was "funny running in to you here"  I must have been pretty drunk that night I don't recall him being that short.   I guess it was hard to tell if your bent over a sink.

Nothing like going home for the Thanksgiving Holidays

oxox  

Happy Thanksgiving

Dear Diary

I am ready for the weekend and honestly have no clue on my plans yet  I spent most of the week dealing with laryngitis. I should be playing the naughty nurse and it might be my turn to take care of someone now.

I watched a decent amount of porn clips between games of words with friends when I was resting, I can't stand when dirty talk and sex actions don't match in the movie. I'm also turned off when they so call spank the girl and you only hear the so called slap you don't see it. Let's not forget she is screaming in pleasure in seconds. Wow I'd like  to date that guys.  I still love my porn clips, but sometimes its like finding a perfect date. Hard to find a good porn clip when you need it !

Happy Weekend  - oxx

Dear Diary,

You ready for some Sunday football , I am so ready I could just tackle someone. I actually stayed in all weekend and rested. I never thought I could stay in for so many days without being handcuffed to a bed. Now that sounds more fun then being sick.

I am starting to feel like myself again. I knew I was starting to feel better when watching the movie Horrible Bosses.when Jennifer Aniston is talking dirty. Now this is my kind of talk and it just got me going!  I think that is a sign I am making a come back. I will treat myself to some hot porn for a bedtime story tonight.

I heard an old college friend got engaged over the weekend. I didn't have the heart to tell her we all knew him. We used to mock him cause he was horrible in the sack. Not only did he never talk during sex, he would shoot his load in a heartbeat. Maybe I should get her a sex toy for a wedding gift.  She is going to need it !

Happy Sunday-- K ox

Dear Diary,

Did you miss me -- Can you image I can't talk ??

I have had Laryngitis for a few days, It seems everyone wants to talk to you when you can't really say anything back. It reminds me of when you have a significant other you give off a vibe, since that is when I swear I get hit on most. Talk about temptation. Once you're single its like what happen to all the action. When it rain's it pours and when your in a drought your almost begging for water.

I made a pledge to myself to be good girl this weekend and actually stay in and watch TV. My DVR better be ready to put out over and over. It's going to be long weekend for me. I am not even sure I will be able to stay in for three days. My god I feel like I am being punished. (maybe I am -I think the last two weekends is the reason I have laryngitis)

The only benefit of not being able to talk is I am gotten much better at dirty texting and online shopping - A girl has to do what a girl has to do !

Happy Thursday ox

Dear Diary..

Brrr It's getting cold !

I love the cold weather and why it's just more reason's to stay in bed and have sex.  Some people are summer lovers, not me I am all about the big winter blow out.   My nipples are hard before the foreplay even starts.  Something about getting warmed up when it's oh so chilly.  Most people freak out when a blizzard comes, I pretty much get batteries for sex toys not flashlights.  You wake up in time to watch Sunday football with the guy you met on Saturday night.  Now that is what I call a touchdown.

Last weekend was one hell of Halloween good time.  Don't you hate when you start to recall stuff you did and said a weekend. Let's just hope I don't run in to the same people.  At least when I go out this weekend people wont be dressed up as a dirty clown's and tainted witch. It's funny how slutty everyone gets on Halloween it's like an excuse to act like the real you.

Well tonight I am going out with friends, I tell myself now I am going to be a good girl and be home early.. Famous last words


Let's hope Ben and Jerry want to have a threesome later- I hate sleeping alone !

Happy Friday All -- K ox

Dear Diary.

Did you miss me ?

Kim Kardashian marriage only lasted  72 days,  I've have had longer relationships with a sex toy. My god I never liked her before now I despise her. Maybe I should cheer up her jilted husband.

I could marry a stranger in Vegas and last longer then 72 days.  I did always joke to my friends I would marry there. Maybe I should go to Vegas this weekend. Get a little crazy and say I do. I only have to last 73 days !!

Halloween came and went and now just opens the flood gates to the holidays. It's to early to plan who you want to kiss at midnight. I will wait till at least after Thanksgiving. Which is right around the corner ! 

I feel like I have a candy-corn martini hangover all week - I really need to perk up it's almost other weekend. No idea what happen to last few days.

I should jump in the shower and seize this Thirsty Thursday

ooxxo-- K