Dear Diary....

I feel like winter came early -- Damm it's a tit nippy the last few days.  I can least wait till after Halloween to drag out the winter clothes. Mittens are only sexy if it's the only thing your wearing.

My friend Karen just called me and was wondering what should she should text a guy for a bootie call. I told her guys are simple just  text  SEX??   Trust me that should work and if not he's not bright enough for her anyways. Sometimes you gotta ask for what you want without sounding like a bad porn.

If a guy even thinks to bootie call me, he better call cause text messages to me are like hand jobs -- pointless

Bootie up everyone it's Friday

Dear Diary, 

It only takes me a few minutes to decide to have sex with someone, It only takes me seconds to change my mind. It's just that simple. I am easily turned on and just as easily turned off.

Maybe because I am very good at communicating. I am easily turned off by a guy who can't carry an every day conversation. If you can't talk to me outside of the bedroom, how can you talk to me in the bedroom.

The art of sex is just as important to me as the words he uses to get my panties down. Once you get my wet panties down finds ways to me tick and I'm then always just wanting more

Happy Hump Day ~~  Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I have come to terms with what I am.  I am a huge flirt and I am fine with it.  You can call me a cock tease and I could live with that.  I like a guy who can really flirt with me.  He should be able to get my panties wet before he even touches me.

When I say flirt with me,  I am not talking dirty talk. But I do like it tossed in here and there. You can start with eye contact, sly smiles and flattery.  Everyone wants to hear comments that linger in the mind.

If your going to flirt I say go right for it, send texts, emails or just pull me in so very close just to tell me something simple. Just feeling your'e body heat can just rise up the chemistry.

Sometimes the art of flirting is just staging a chance encounter, whether the event happens or not the rush can be explosive.

Get out and flirt this weekend and make me proud

Have a great one   oxox

Dear Dairy

I am all over the place today-- I feel like my mind is racing ..

I am already slacking on Halloween costume, I have no idea what I will go as this year. I am thinking of a vintage childhood icon with a sexy twist. But I am so unsure what to be this year.  I might have to start my search today. 

I go thru stages in porn right now I am in the big cock phase, balls deep and aggressive sex.  Maybe I need counseling for my inner rage. I like to mix up my porn to spice up the week.   I have never made a sex tape in my life. But I have to admit if I was married (which I have no plans to do right now)  I would make sex tapes with my husband.  But let me clear I would be the one who held copies of all the tapes.

My friends just got back from Vegas, why do they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the saying should be,  you will do things in Vegas you won't forget.  Because I already heard about all the trouble they got in. I wish I went with them.  Last time we all went to Vegas I met this sexy stripper "Cherry"  Wow she was one hot red headed bitch who gave lap dances that made me wet.  

Damm I need a vacation !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Recently I saw the worse case of (PDA) Public Display of Affection. I am all for affection but If you can't keep your hands and your mouth to yourself in public.  Just stay home and get it on. Please spare the world from your undying lust.   I actually like to be a cock tease while I am out just to keep things hot.!

I am not one for hiding a relationship.  But I am huge fan of what I call (SDA), - Secret Displays of Affection. Send a dirty text, a flirty cute email, sending him my panties in the mail or leaving them in his jacket pocket when no one is looking.  I get beyond turned on when they play along with me.   Talk about heating things up before you turn on the heat

With all this going in my mind right now this weekend should go off with a bang

Love K ox

Dear Diary

It's odd how guys feel about 900 lines, but they are always busy. Someone has to be calling them.  I never will be like a 900 phone sex line. Not because I have anything against them.  I am just on my own person.  I have always seen myself as a dirty friend compared to a phone sex girl. I like knowing my clients and personal stuff about them. No matter what you call it, I love what I do !

People think if you talk dirty or your a phone sex girl your a big slut.  I am fine with whatever you want to believe. I hate to tell you, but I am pretty much like a typical girl. I might be more sexual open to new things, but I can assure you I am not a slut. I have sex but I am not slobbering dick all over town. I know I just ruined your smutty fantasy. But I have never heard any guy say they don't want a dirty girlfriend 

My newest turn on is an old fashion corsets that tie up the back--- Talk about the sexual pressure building every time it gets tighter.  I am just turned on thinking about it. 

I once read the best sex you have is in your head and I believe that is very true.  You have to just find a way to bring it to life. I spend way to much time finding ways to make myself tick. The sexual world has more fetish and fun then ever before.  Go get lost in it and you'll be shocked what turn you on.