Dear Diary..

Wow I am up early.  I hope this early bird just get's wood.

My Thanksgiving holiday visit home is just about over.  All good things come to an end, so new things can start. I have good feeling that some great things are on the rise.

I was limited in my phone sex calls when I was traveling the last week.  I can truly say I miss my clients. It's fun learning about my callers, the dirty stuff is the cherry on top. I look forward to getting back to Chicago and back on schedule.

Tonight I am going to my last party at home. I am going to a sex toy party at my friend Annmarie's house.  I have never been to a party like this before. But I am very sure I could be the spokesperson for this kind of event.  The first thing I could think of is how do you really test out the toys. So let's hope this party brings me a new toy for my suitcase.

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I just spent way to much time looking online at holiday gifts, I told myself I would not get holiday crazy this year. I feel it slowly just creeps up on your and takes over your life.  

I have a fun week so far at home with family and friends. Tomorrow I have dinner with family and then going out for drinks with friends at night. So I am hoping I am not in a turkey coma for the late night fun.  I think you meet the most interesting people out on holidays.

I saw this sex toy called "sqweel" today online.  My kitty loves a good licking.  The sex toy is a wheel of ten petal-soft tongues that flicks at three different speed levels.  Oh my I might have to give this toy. I wonder if it makes you sqweel.  I am almost breathless thinking about it.

With all this talk of late night fun and sex toys I am thinking it will be a watching porn kind of day.  At least I will be relaxed for family dinner tomorrow.

Happy Hump Day-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary

Something about coming home always brings the best out in everyone and every thing.  I have had a whirl wind of weekend fun.  I feel like every thing was just a perfect snap shot in my mind.

I am very open about my sexual activities.  Don't you just love finding out sexual secrets about other people.  I love just digging in and finding stuff about my friends.  I found out one of the girls, we hangout with is just a tad bi-curious.  So when we dropped off my tipsy friend Brenda on Saturday night. I planted a long hot sexy wet kiss on her.  I am very sure she woke up with soaking wet panties. I can't wait to see her again, so we can see how far we can take her.  The kiss was just baby steps to letting me be the first girl she ever sleeps with !

My good friend Amy is now married to the guy I lost my virginity with many years ago. They are great couple and love being friends with them. I am so looking forward to having drinks with them this week. I love to flirt and just remind him of the hot moments we had just to see him smile. Amy never knows what we are talking about so makes some arousing moments.

I am kicking this week off with a bang.. 

Happy Monday  ox - Kitty

Dear Diary,

Happy Hump Day  ~ Today is a perfect day for humping.  The word humping reminds me of high school. When I would dry hump on my parents couch until he would explode. Now I don't have as much self control I just get laid.   Some days are just perfect for having sex.  Wait isn't every day a perfect day for sex. I often hear people talk about making love.  Honestly I have never been type of that girl. I believe in romance but not in the bedroom.  Well unless your leaving a rose on my bed before the dirty sex.

On twitter today I posed a question if you could only have one sexual position for the rest of your life.   What would you pick ?   Wow I was surprised with all the choices.  My choice without a doubt would be doggie style.  Nothing like that ass in the air and ready for fun. Just give that ass a spank !

I hope your all having a kitty full day !

~ Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Happy Football Day --   I am going to the Bears Game today.  I am working on my tailgating food.  My homemade breads are baking now. Now I know why people just buy bread. I really should be working on my outfit.  I tend to under dress for football games. I never wear a heavy jacket.  A guy at our tailgate must lend me a sweatshirt every time. He jokes I have on little girl mittens on, but no coat. So this time I am going to come prepared for weather.

Last night I saw some lady cougars at the bar. Just watching them reminds me of a bad frat party at three in the morning. When you'll hook up with anything just to get the job done.   I went out for a few drinks with friends but it ended up being a marathon of martini's. I got my swag on last night and what fun it was !

As much as I have no desire for Christmas, I saw they have a Naughty and Nice panties collection at Victoria Secret. I might have to treat myself to something Naughty this year.

So I was talking to friends about making a logo for Kitty Phone Sex  To be very cute they sent me this logo kitty and said it reminds them of me. I thought you all laugh, So I posted it at the bottom of my diary.  I think I might want to work on an other idea. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,


It's been a quiet week so far I feel like I am living in a silent movie. So much going on, but I can't hear anything.  It would be like watching a bad porn with no sound. I think all my friends in a holiday coma.  They hear the words holidays are coming, but are blocking it out.  I promised myself I won't get caught up in all the crazy this year.

The other night I was up way to late and saw this commercial on TV for a live party talk line. I have never called one before but with a dirty talk like mine I figured I'd call it.  So it's free to call for woman and men pay to talk on it.  I  honestly don't know how people ever talk on it.  Every message comes in short messages before you connect with someone.   I am not sure how anyone masturbates or connects. I will give it bad review and go back to my phone sex calls.

Working on my weekend plans right now with friends.  Besides tailgating at the Bears game. I am going to hit the movies and enjoy some cocktails. I hope to find some trouble this weekend.  Maybe I to ahead of myself it's only Thursday.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

It must be all the hitting from behind, but today is like a holiday for me !   I love NFL Sunday football.

When I am at the football game it's like a tailgate of  male testosterone, cocktails, food and physical chemistry. I love every minute of it. My friends and I love to rile all the guys up at the tailgate.  If you have never hooked up at a tailgate. I suggest you try it out. It's a playground for adults.  Most people say that about Vegas but at the right football tailgate you can hit nirvana.

Even when my NFL teams are on the road.  I just enjoy cooking up a feast and jumping on the couch with friends, You have to make the best of every moment. Sometimes the little things in life can turn out to be the most fun

Speaking of little, do you guys really want to be told you have a big cock even if it's little. I really can't do that !  I usually come up some other great qualities that cock might have that are impressive.  

So I mixed cock and football, but it takes big balls to get this girl going !

Tackle Me,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary

People often ask me do you worry about sharing to much of your life with this blog.  I never once thought about it. It's just a fun place to share my thoughts and stuff going on in my life.   Sometimes I talk about stuff that people can relate with but are afraid to talk about !!  It's pretty liberating if you ask me.

I went to the Chicago Blackhawks game last night,  Why is that guys will spend all night staring at you. It would take less of your time if you just walked over and said hello.   Even if relationships don't spark, I can't see anything wrong with having a conversation and meeting new people.

I am in the middle of re decorating my bedroom.   Maybe people talk about the kitchen being the heart of the home.  To me the bedroom is the real heart of them home.  I spend time in the bedroom, then I do in the kitchen.  (nothing wrong with doing it in the kitchen too).  So this weekend I am working on finding the perfect bedding and pillows for my bed.  You can never have enough pillows. !

I am going out to dinner tonight with a friend. I could label her the type of person who only talks or cares about herself.  So it should be a great time.  I will be so ready to get home and talk to my callers.

off like a prom dress,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary

Did you miss me-- I have been crazy busy lately.  Maybe a spanking would remind me to keep up my diary.

My Halloween went over with big bang.  Everyone loved my costume of football slut Jenn Sterger.  You have no idea who many random guys just offered pics of cock and to send texts.. It was very fun and I loved all the sports and cock talk.

My good friend is dating this guy and I can't stand him.  At first, I thought what do I care it's her boyfriend. But every time I hear his voice I want to put bodily harm on him. I wonder if she covers his mouth during sex.  I might have to break them up.

The best part about winter months coming is BOOTS.  I love myself some boots. I will get so many new colors and styles it's like a shoe store in my closet. I am looking for a sexy dark shimmery pair this weekend.  Just leave your boots on during sex and you'll put your man in his place.

Tonight I am going to the Chicago Blackhawks game-- I love the puck !

Love Kitty ox