Dear Diary,
Happy Hump Day ~ Today is a perfect day for humping. The word humping reminds me of high school. When I would dry hump on my parents couch until he would explode. Now I don't have as much self control I just get laid. Some days are just perfect for having sex. Wait isn't every day a perfect day for sex. I often hear people talk about making love. Honestly I have never been type of that girl. I believe in romance but not in the bedroom. Well unless your leaving a rose on my bed before the dirty sex.
On twitter today I posed a question if you could only have one sexual position for the rest of your life. What would you pick ? Wow I was surprised with all the choices. My choice without a doubt would be doggie style. Nothing like that ass in the air and ready for fun. Just give that ass a spank !
I hope your all having a kitty full day !
~ Kitty ox