Dear Diary...

 

If you like Pina coladas, And getting caught in the rain...

 

Well I'm happy it's summer time, but it has not felt like a real summer yet. Maybe I just want long, hot sunny summer days.  Of course, it looks like its gonna rain as the weekend approaches.

 

I saw the most bizarre article recently saying it's bad Sex etiquette if you don't ask about coming on her face, or in mouth, without asking her first.

I see both ways of this "cumming attraction." Talk about a buzz kill when you ask and she says no. What do you do with it then? Just come up with new places till she says yes.

 

I also see the girl's point. Maybe she's not in the mood for a facial. If you're sleeping with someone and you don't know what they really like or dislike does it really even matter?

 

I only have really one pet peeve in the bedroom and if you break it, I am pretty much turned off. I am not sure you could do anything to recover from it that night.  

I can't stand when a guy will push my head/face down to his cock like I have no idea where your cock is located. Trust me, I am going to get there. And if I don't want to blow you, the push of my head won't help at all. As far as your hands on my face or head while I am going down.  I am fine with it- but never rush me.  I know when it's time to blow.

 

Love K ox

Dear Diary,
 

In watching television and porn it just crossed my mind that it just gives you high expectations.

 

You're watching television and couples fall in love. The romance level is so high it makes you wonder why you're drinking red wine from Costco with a bag of cheese puffs. They are toasting with dom perignon, nibbling on strawberries on a bed of rose petals.

 

Then after my tv shows, I'm watching porn and girls are slobbering cock and begging you to invite buddies over to fill her up.  She's pounded so hard I thought she might break in two parts.

 

So, I'm all for love and sex but sometimes expecting what you're watching is not what you're going to get.

 

Make your own Fairy Tale

 

Happy Friday ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Friday

It's that time again.....  Man I wish I was talking about sex 

Let's be clear --  I have nothing against marriage.   

I can't even count how many bridesmaid appearances and weddings I'm attending within the next year.  I am starting to have nightmares of unflattering bridesmaid dresses and dancing the YMCA with my friends drunk Uncle.

The only perk in being in a wedding.  Maybe you can have a sex with the someone in the wedding party.  Because by the time the wedding happens.  Everyone is stressed from listening to the Bridezilla and it just seems fitting.

The last wedding I attended, My handsome date passed out after the open bar reception.  So I stuffed myself with wedding cake, drank the mini bar and watched a couple hook up at the pool.   It was like watching live porn, but I was to far away to hear the actual sounds.

So I am off to get fitted for a bridesmaid dress -  let's hope it has easy access, I plan on getting devious in my dress.