Happy Friday
It's that time again..... Man I wish I was talking about sex
Let's be clear -- I have nothing against marriage.
I can't even count how many bridesmaid appearances and weddings I'm attending within the next year. I am starting to have nightmares of unflattering bridesmaid dresses and dancing the YMCA with my friends drunk Uncle.
The only perk in being in a wedding. Maybe you can have a sex with the someone in the wedding party. Because by the time the wedding happens. Everyone is stressed from listening to the Bridezilla and it just seems fitting.
The last wedding I attended, My handsome date passed out after the open bar reception. So I stuffed myself with wedding cake, drank the mini bar and watched a couple hook up at the pool. It was like watching live porn, but I was to far away to hear the actual sounds.
So I am off to get fitted for a bridesmaid dress - let's hope it has easy access, I plan on getting devious in my dress.
