Dear Diary...

Went to the NHL hockey game last night then got home very late. Could not sleep so watched some hot porn. This girl  spent the entire clip calling him daddy.

I've always been a daddy's girl, but I have no problem calling a guy "daddy" in bed.  I am never thinking of my father. I just find the whole play on words to be so very hot. 

Sometimes it's good to just be someone else in bed. Then you can blame them when you're a slut. It's just like people who blame the use of alcohol when they put out.

I admit I don't blame the cocktails - I blame the cock !-- Once that gets me going - I can't turn back !

So let me call you daddy and start this weekend already!

waiting for Friday,  K ox

Dear Diary,

Nothing like a week on a cruise ship to get away for life.   I could have stayed for weeks !

I always found the TV show Love Boat to be a joke when couples just met and fell in love on a cruise.  Now if they said if the boat's rocking don't come knocking. I would totally buy it. Something about being on a cruise just brings out everyone's fun side. Maybe it's the cruise director always trying to pump up the crowd. Trust me I don't need any help, that just brings out the devil in me.

I saw this girl on the cruise that was a cock tease.  I have no problem with that, but she was an in your face cock tease which made her coming across like a slut.  I am subtle cock tease. I like get my message across with some mystery. Never give them everything right away. Keep them wondering what is next.  It's like grabbing a guy by his balls.  He has no idea if your going give a hand or blow job.

I only had one problem on the cruise. The only way to get away from some guys is to toss them overboard. 

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

I got a phone call last night from one of my dad's friends. He was going to be in town and wondered if I was free to catch up and have dinner next week. I wonder if that is code for I am having a mid life crisis and I am hoping to get lucky.  I guess I should call him back and make plans. This could at least be good for some good cock teasing.

I never really found a word I liked for oral sex on woman. I just heard someone call it Box Job the other day. I am just sold on it now. My god it sounds so much better then "going down" That never sounds sexy, when you said it in the heat of the moment. If a guy can't give me a good box job I am pretty sure he would have no job with me.

Speaking of jobs, I am going on vacation tomorrow, I am slave to technology. so going on a cruise is the last place I should go.  It's like going to rehab.(but at least I can have cocktails) We will see how long I go without needing a technology  fix.  I am pretty sure to come back craving my dirty phone calls.  

So be ready for me -- but try and miss me  





Love K

Dear Diary,

Good bye Summer .. 

I have been putting this blog off because it's really to hard to say good bye. 

I pretty upfront about stuff in my life, I had a relationship break up in February. I learned that life goes on and learned timing is everything.

Trust me it took many dirty martinis, my friends, a few new pairs of shoes, rebound sex and buttery popcorn. 

I took the summer on single and boy did I make the best of it. I finished the summer with a broken toe. But it was better then a broken heart. But it made it harder to wear high heels.

I learned guys think your easy if you a phone sex girl. To be honest I am probably harder to score with. I know how to get off without your  help. But I can say I might be open then other girls. You have to mix it up in the bedroom. I am always looking for a way for the next big orgasm.

I love the fall weather, football, tailgating and hockey. so bring it on. Hopefully you can top my summer. I am taking on the dating world and I am pretty sure, I will give Sex in the City a run for it's money

Love K ox