Dear Diary...

I went to the Spa the other day, I was in in the mood for some tender, loving care. I love being pampered with massage and spa treatments.

I often hear guys mention getting a "happy ending" after a massage. I was pretty let down recently when he didn't offer me a happy endings. My guess I think only guys want it.
 

I was kinda hoping he would, you know ask. I love a guy with good hands. Next time I have to put my ass even more in his face. I like a happy ending, orgasms and massages. So as much as it was relaxing I was really hoping for more..

Thank god it's only day's away from the weekend. I am a ticking time bomb, just ready to explode !

Love Kat oxox

Dear Diary...
 

I always hear girls ranting and raving on what to do to keep her man happy.  No matter what your saying. The key to his kingdom is feed his sex drive.

I don't care if your'e a top chef in the kitchen. At some point your going to find him "eating" out if he's not happy.  I don't just mean sex, when I says say feed is sex drive. Drive him crazy and make him feel like he rocks your world. Be so good he can't ignore you. 

If you can cook on top of all that, just consider yourself taking it on the kitchen table after dinner. That is one place I love to have sex is on the kitchen table right after dinner, who cares if the plates get broken or food get in the way. I just call myself dessert !
 

Happy Hump Day-- Kat oxox

Dear Diary,

My friend recently asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. So far she's a bridezilla. But at least knows she's on that track. So the next few months should be crazy.

The last time I was in a wedding. I woke up in pale pink puffy bridesmaid dress with best man on the bathroom floor of a hotel suite.

I'm not sure what was worse the ugly dress or waking up on cold hard floor hungover with the best man who's not my type. Can you say awkward.  I won't catch the bouquet next time. It went all down hill from there.

So let's hope that the bridal party is hot and I love my next bridesmaids dress.

I swear when I get married I'll just hit Las Vegas and save my friends bridal party hell

Love Kat ooxx

 

Dear Diary,

Please don't leave me ....

The summer just shows up and you have the best time for a few months. Then it just dumps you before winter months.  It's like a bad break up and you were denial it was going to happen.

I feel like curling up with Ben and Jerry's ice cream in my boy shorts and crying in to my pillow.  Maybe I will play Adele cd's and eat potato chips.  I had a large summer buzz now I have a fall hangover. I'm not one for getting back together with anyone who dumps me. But I'd consider hooking up with the summer for a few more weeks.
 
So I'm still dragging myself kicking and screaming in to September. It's time to pack up the flip flops and sun dresses.  The only plus side of packing the open toe heels is I can start wearing knee hi boots.

At least football season has started, that always brings me a smile.  Let's hope for a touch down, when I start tailgating next weekend. Maybe getting tackled in the Fall won't be so bad.

Love Kat ox