Dear Diary,
 

When porn films show pizza delivery guys, doctors and police officers just say nothing but one lame ass pick up line and girls just fall all over them. 

Fall all over is not the best word. I should say bend right over. I  wonder who even writes this stuff. Maybe I need to order a pizza and see if he asks if I want extra sausage.

What made me even think of classic pick up lines, While I was out last week.  I thought this guy just wanted to buy me a drink.

But his opening line was "Did I have plans for the rest of life" I guess he wanted more then me to bend over his bed he wanted happily ever after. 

At first, I was flattered then I found it a tad creepy. Maybe I should have said let's hop a plane to Vegas and just blown his mind.  But I think he had was hoping to be blown.

Just something about summer lovin, but in this case he got nothing !!

 

Dear Diary

 

For the love of Birth control, It's funny I am all for not having a baby right now in my life. But why is that when your in the heat in the moment you can't bring up protection. I know it kills the mood.

 

Would you rather have dirty hot sex with someone then ask to make sure your both safe. I know I am guilty of this crime. No worry you only get a nine month sentence when you're not careful.

Why do we risk a nine months pregnancy and life time of child raising over a five minute conversation on a condom.  Is it that hard to ask someone to cover up. Even after watching all the after school specials and lifetime movies. I still might take a risk in the sack and just make them "pull out" in time

Now they have what's call the morning after pill, that sounds like something I would take after a hangover. Can you image just keeping a bottle of morning after pills with the aspirin. I think that would give a whole new meaning to taking pills.

 

So cover up and let it sizzle !

 

Happy Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary....

 

Well I am shocked, just very shocked..

I am almost speechless and for a phone girl, that is pretty hard to do. I usually have so much to say !!

Lately my friends and I have been talking about how many sexual partners each of us had over the years. I am just floored that the numbers are lower compared to mine.

Mine was not the highest of my group of friends. BUT WOW.. I was shocked maybe cause I thought I was  average for my group of friends.  But I was on the middle to high group. I had more sex them most of my friends.

At first, I was like did we not all go to the same college?, My god what happen did you strike out every time we went to the same events.  Did you not hook up when we just to Vegas last time. I must have missed something I just swear to god I thought you might all be more active.

So I leave you with this, maybe your friends are not having as much sex as you. Maybe you just think your friends are getting laid. But I guess you have no idea what happens behind closed doors.

Happy Hump Day --Kat ox