Dear Diary

I must have been crazy, but I went to the snowy cold NFL football game yesterday in a windy blizzard. No matter cute Ireally love to dress. But in that kind of weather, I am sure it's the most clothes I have ever worn in my life.

Since it was so bad out yesterday, we had some cocktails in the car before the game. I felt like in high school just before going to a dance. I kept making jokes about how in high school I just needed some "boy" to make out with me and sober up before I get dropped off at my parents. Ahh when life was so simple then.

I spent the rest ofthe night laying around in boy shorts and watching movies. Nothing like a heaping cup of warm hot chocolate to relax the night away before I tuck myself in to bed with some hot porn and slow dirty sex. I usually like it hot and fast but it did wear me out for bed.

A friend of mine was in a very bad car accident,I truly believe he will some day be able to readmy blog again. so I hope he knows I am thinking of him and hope he fights to stay with us all. It's funny how people can touch your heart not matter how far away.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

I must have been crazy, but I went to the snowy cold NFL football game yesterday in a windy blizzard.  No matter cute I really love to dress. But in that kind of weather, I am sure it's the most clothes I have ever worn in my life.

Since it was so bad out yesterday, we had some cocktails in the car before the game. I felt like in high school just before going to a dance. I kept making jokes about how in high school I just needed some "boy" to make out with me and sober up before I get dropped off at my parents.  Ahh when life was so simple then.

I spent the rest of the night laying around in boy shorts and watching movies.  Nothing like a heaping cup of warm hot chocolate to relax the night away before I tuck myself in to bed with some hot porn and slow dirty sex. I usually like it hot and fast but it did wear me out for bed.

A friend of mine was in a very bad car accident, I truly believe he will some day be able to read my blog again.  so I hope he knows I am thinking of him and hope he fights to stay with us all.  It's funny how people can touch your heart not matter how far away.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Welcome to the weekend !   I am going to have to drag myself to the mall at some point to go Christmas shopping.  Maybe if Santa gave out spanking and I could grind his lap. I would have went shopping before now.

I am starting to feel like everyone is about to blow at the same time.  You know the quiet before the storm . Well I am very sure, I love the blow part. But everyone seems to be walking the thin red line before they go holiday madness begins.   Thank god for sex toys !  

I already know I am going to be freezing, but I am going the Patriots vs Bears game on Sunday. Not sure any amount of alcohol will be able to keep my kitty warm. Maybe I should not have gotten a Brazilian wax this week.

I am flying back home on Monday,  I hope when I fly the TSA gives me the extra pat down !! :)

Happy Weekend

Dear Diary

Every year my friends have a what we call a themed holiday party.  Last year was bad holidays sweaters and this year theme is Holiday Hop.  We are going to play old school dance music and just get crazy fun.  I am not sure what will be worse the dancing or the hangovers.

I gave my new pump up sex toy a test drive this week,  WOW can that thing pumps up, thank god it has a bulb with release valve.  It's fills you up like you have no idea.  I give it thumps up, but I still think I need a more powerful vibrator.  I don't think the make them with the kind of power I desire.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary, So after a week in bed fighting a cold, I could tell I was feeling better when I woke up in the middle of the night over the weekend just as horny as it comes.  Thank god I had my new sex toys under my bed.  It's life just stopped last week and now I am back on the express train to catch up with everyone. I learned something recently I can't stand "vanilla" porn, its like watching paint dry.   I think this dirty kitty has to really seen aggressive loud dirty kinky sex to get me going.  I think that is why I love dirty talk so much. Went to a cocktail party over the weekend.  I don't mind public displays of affection but this couple could not drink a glass of wine without a kiss or holding hands.  Most people at the party got sick of watching it.  The one thing I really love about myself,  I leave being a dirty girl for my personal time. No need to drape myself all over someone at a holiday party.  If you feel the need to get dirty at a party.   Use the spare bedroom or hit the car for a quickie. Every year at the holidays it seems that everyone is always asking for that one item and everyone wants one.  I better make sure I am on Santa's list so I get one.  !!  Love Kitty oxx

Dear Diary,

I came back to Chicago and had some great homecoming sex to waking up with flu. I think I might have partied to much at home.  I never spent so much none sexual time in my bedroom.  I have been wrapped up in bed for days. I can't wait to bring dirty back.        

At the sex toy party, I ended up getting a pump up sex toy. It has a  pump that makes the toy grow bigger inside of me.  I can't wait to get myself filled up.  It turns me on just thinking about it.

Love Kitty ox

      

Dear Diary..

Wow I am up early.  I hope this early bird just get's wood.

My Thanksgiving holiday visit home is just about over.  All good things come to an end, so new things can start. I have good feeling that some great things are on the rise.

I was limited in my phone sex calls when I was traveling the last week.  I can truly say I miss my clients. It's fun learning about my callers, the dirty stuff is the cherry on top. I look forward to getting back to Chicago and back on schedule.

Tonight I am going to my last party at home. I am going to a sex toy party at my friend Annmarie's house.  I have never been to a party like this before. But I am very sure I could be the spokesperson for this kind of event.  The first thing I could think of is how do you really test out the toys. So let's hope this party brings me a new toy for my suitcase.

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I just spent way to much time looking online at holiday gifts, I told myself I would not get holiday crazy this year. I feel it slowly just creeps up on your and takes over your life.  

I have a fun week so far at home with family and friends. Tomorrow I have dinner with family and then going out for drinks with friends at night. So I am hoping I am not in a turkey coma for the late night fun.  I think you meet the most interesting people out on holidays.

I saw this sex toy called "sqweel" today online.  My kitty loves a good licking.  The sex toy is a wheel of ten petal-soft tongues that flicks at three different speed levels.  Oh my I might have to give this toy. I wonder if it makes you sqweel.  I am almost breathless thinking about it.

With all this talk of late night fun and sex toys I am thinking it will be a watching porn kind of day.  At least I will be relaxed for family dinner tomorrow.

Happy Hump Day-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary

Something about coming home always brings the best out in everyone and every thing.  I have had a whirl wind of weekend fun.  I feel like every thing was just a perfect snap shot in my mind.

I am very open about my sexual activities.  Don't you just love finding out sexual secrets about other people.  I love just digging in and finding stuff about my friends.  I found out one of the girls, we hangout with is just a tad bi-curious.  So when we dropped off my tipsy friend Brenda on Saturday night. I planted a long hot sexy wet kiss on her.  I am very sure she woke up with soaking wet panties. I can't wait to see her again, so we can see how far we can take her.  The kiss was just baby steps to letting me be the first girl she ever sleeps with !

My good friend Amy is now married to the guy I lost my virginity with many years ago. They are great couple and love being friends with them. I am so looking forward to having drinks with them this week. I love to flirt and just remind him of the hot moments we had just to see him smile. Amy never knows what we are talking about so makes some arousing moments.

I am kicking this week off with a bang.. 

Happy Monday  ox - Kitty

Dear Diary,

Happy Hump Day  ~ Today is a perfect day for humping.  The word humping reminds me of high school. When I would dry hump on my parents couch until he would explode. Now I don't have as much self control I just get laid.   Some days are just perfect for having sex.  Wait isn't every day a perfect day for sex. I often hear people talk about making love.  Honestly I have never been type of that girl. I believe in romance but not in the bedroom.  Well unless your leaving a rose on my bed before the dirty sex.

On twitter today I posed a question if you could only have one sexual position for the rest of your life.   What would you pick ?   Wow I was surprised with all the choices.  My choice without a doubt would be doggie style.  Nothing like that ass in the air and ready for fun. Just give that ass a spank !

I hope your all having a kitty full day !

~ Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Happy Football Day --   I am going to the Bears Game today.  I am working on my tailgating food.  My homemade breads are baking now. Now I know why people just buy bread. I really should be working on my outfit.  I tend to under dress for football games. I never wear a heavy jacket.  A guy at our tailgate must lend me a sweatshirt every time. He jokes I have on little girl mittens on, but no coat. So this time I am going to come prepared for weather.

Last night I saw some lady cougars at the bar. Just watching them reminds me of a bad frat party at three in the morning. When you'll hook up with anything just to get the job done.   I went out for a few drinks with friends but it ended up being a marathon of martini's. I got my swag on last night and what fun it was !

As much as I have no desire for Christmas, I saw they have a Naughty and Nice panties collection at Victoria Secret. I might have to treat myself to something Naughty this year.

So I was talking to friends about making a logo for Kitty Phone Sex  To be very cute they sent me this logo kitty and said it reminds them of me. I thought you all laugh, So I posted it at the bottom of my diary.  I think I might want to work on an other idea. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,


It's been a quiet week so far I feel like I am living in a silent movie. So much going on, but I can't hear anything.  It would be like watching a bad porn with no sound. I think all my friends in a holiday coma.  They hear the words holidays are coming, but are blocking it out.  I promised myself I won't get caught up in all the crazy this year.

The other night I was up way to late and saw this commercial on TV for a live party talk line. I have never called one before but with a dirty talk like mine I figured I'd call it.  So it's free to call for woman and men pay to talk on it.  I  honestly don't know how people ever talk on it.  Every message comes in short messages before you connect with someone.   I am not sure how anyone masturbates or connects. I will give it bad review and go back to my phone sex calls.

Working on my weekend plans right now with friends.  Besides tailgating at the Bears game. I am going to hit the movies and enjoy some cocktails. I hope to find some trouble this weekend.  Maybe I to ahead of myself it's only Thursday.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

It must be all the hitting from behind, but today is like a holiday for me !   I love NFL Sunday football.

When I am at the football game it's like a tailgate of  male testosterone, cocktails, food and physical chemistry. I love every minute of it. My friends and I love to rile all the guys up at the tailgate.  If you have never hooked up at a tailgate. I suggest you try it out. It's a playground for adults.  Most people say that about Vegas but at the right football tailgate you can hit nirvana.

Even when my NFL teams are on the road.  I just enjoy cooking up a feast and jumping on the couch with friends, You have to make the best of every moment. Sometimes the little things in life can turn out to be the most fun

Speaking of little, do you guys really want to be told you have a big cock even if it's little. I really can't do that !  I usually come up some other great qualities that cock might have that are impressive.  

So I mixed cock and football, but it takes big balls to get this girl going !

Tackle Me,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary

People often ask me do you worry about sharing to much of your life with this blog.  I never once thought about it. It's just a fun place to share my thoughts and stuff going on in my life.   Sometimes I talk about stuff that people can relate with but are afraid to talk about !!  It's pretty liberating if you ask me.

I went to the Chicago Blackhawks game last night,  Why is that guys will spend all night staring at you. It would take less of your time if you just walked over and said hello.   Even if relationships don't spark, I can't see anything wrong with having a conversation and meeting new people.

I am in the middle of re decorating my bedroom.   Maybe people talk about the kitchen being the heart of the home.  To me the bedroom is the real heart of them home.  I spend time in the bedroom, then I do in the kitchen.  (nothing wrong with doing it in the kitchen too).  So this weekend I am working on finding the perfect bedding and pillows for my bed.  You can never have enough pillows. !

I am going out to dinner tonight with a friend. I could label her the type of person who only talks or cares about herself.  So it should be a great time.  I will be so ready to get home and talk to my callers.

off like a prom dress,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary

Did you miss me-- I have been crazy busy lately.  Maybe a spanking would remind me to keep up my diary.

My Halloween went over with big bang.  Everyone loved my costume of football slut Jenn Sterger.  You have no idea who many random guys just offered pics of cock and to send texts.. It was very fun and I loved all the sports and cock talk.

My good friend is dating this guy and I can't stand him.  At first, I thought what do I care it's her boyfriend. But every time I hear his voice I want to put bodily harm on him. I wonder if she covers his mouth during sex.  I might have to break them up.

The best part about winter months coming is BOOTS.  I love myself some boots. I will get so many new colors and styles it's like a shoe store in my closet. I am looking for a sexy dark shimmery pair this weekend.  Just leave your boots on during sex and you'll put your man in his place.

Tonight I am going to the Chicago Blackhawks game-- I love the puck !

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary!

Last night I went out with some old friends and the bar had five kinds of Halloween martini's.  I had to drink every one of them over and over.  I could have went as "hungover" tonight as my costume. I am not feeling 100 percent yet today.

I am going as Jenn Sterger for Halloween. All I need is a cell phone and Brett Favre cock. Since Brett has not said it's his cock yet. I am sure -I can find others to fill in.  I am working on my football jersey today. I am not sure if  I should put Sterger on Favre on my jersey yet.  I am going to have so much fun with this costume.  I got this funny Penis Cup to drink out of tonight.  I love sports, so I think this might be the perfect Halloween costume for me.

I always been a fan of trick or treat and dressing up.  I love breaking out theme costumes all the time.  I have way to many "bedroom" costumes for dirty nights of fun in the bedroom   My favorite has always been the latex nurse.  Every guy needs  little check up.

Be Safe -- Happy Halloween--  Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Today someone told me I am always in a good mood. Life is to short to keep your day down.  I would say, I am like every one else I have good and bad days.  But if you put your best foot forward you have a better chance of getting ahead.

If I am sleeping alone at night I am very sure I am going to watch Iphone porn and use my sex toys. It's like security blanket for me   So last night I feel asleep with out it.  I woke up at 3:00 am and had to do the trick to fall back to sleep.  So I am addicted- I might need a 12 step program.

I am pretty open about being bi-sexual. But I don't advertise it.   I feel everything has a time and place. So I tell people when they deserve to know.  One of the girls I often hook up with is back with her ex boyfriend.  He is going to be a little surprised to know she goes both ways now. Now that is going to be one big trick or treat this weekend.

Tonight I am going to crawl on the couch and watch television.   I am looking forward to it !

Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Hump Day !-- I am in the mood to be humped today.  I am addicted to porn today.  I found this new site I like for my iPhone and I do is one porn clip searches all day.

So my weekend away was great. but I learned its very awkward to hear people having sex in the next room.  I like to try and guess what they are doing by the loud sounds.   It's only awkward because you try to pretend your not listening but all you do is listen.  I loved my get away with my cousins, but I really missed my phone sex callers dirty talks.

Believe or not I am still tossing up my Halloween costumes. This might go down to the wire this year. I really have not found anything that just really brings out my inner dirty kitty. I am going to Frederick's of Hollywood tonight to look at some sexy costume ideas.  I always love the trampy lingere at that store.


Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary

I am going for my last scheduled Brazilian wax of the season today. I am thinking of growing a little fur coat on my kitty this winter. Nothing crazy just a tight little jacket. That made me laugh thinking of my pussy wearing a little coat for winter.  Gotta keep my kitty warm for winter.

I am going on an over night trip this weekend with many of my cousins. Everyone should up for good time. My one cousin Kara will be a train wreck.  She is married and acts single so I am sure it will be like watching a bad movie.  I might have to drink extra martini this weekend just to deal with her. Last time we went away she spent the night picking up young college guys on the dance floor.

I got a new sex toy called the Pink Peanut Vibrator and it's so small and packs a punch. I love how on the package it says great use for on the go. So I guess I have to take it to go this weekend.  I will have to work myself over in the bathroom at the hotel at night. 

I can't believe it's the weekend already so I better kick it in high gear and pack my stuff.  

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Last night when I was out to dinner and my friends and had a great time. I love sipping martini's and chatting the night away.  One of my good friends mentioned our college history professor.  I could not even sleep last night I was so worked up thinking of him.  He thought I was such a sweet girl, I wonder what he would think if he knew this is what I thought about him...

You bend me over just right
Short skirt pulled over my ass
Spank your school girl
Work your fingers in my throbbing cunt
I want your hard stiff cock
Fuck me deep and hard
Give me a hot warm treat
I was good for my teacher

-Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

It's fun to go back !-- My friends from college had a cocktail party over the weekend. Cock comes with cocktails.  No matter how classy the party.  I thought I'd cock tease up my college ex boyfriend who flew in town. But I change my mind when the party started. He is my ex boyfriend for a reason.  I never met anyone who over thinks everything.  He is the type of person whom plans everything in life.  Sometimes you have to just go with the flow.  I heard he is dating a quiet librarian. I might have been to much for his mind to handle.  The party was a good time and loved seeing everyone.

I can give you the review of two thumbs up on my hitachi wand with attachments.  I loved the attachments without a doubt.  I have to say I liked the curved attachment piece the best.  It reminds me cock. but I actually like my cock bigger then the attachment.  

I am thinking of going as Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween.  Maybe I will meet the big bad wolf..  I could say my what big cock  you have. !!   I am pretty sure that is not how the story goes..

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary ...

I got a brand new Hitachi wand and my inner dirty kitty is back. It's funny how much a sex toy can changed my day. This time I got the two attachment pieces for the Hitachi magic wand.  Now I know what my weekend will be filled with.  I have to try out the new attachment parts in my body parts. 

I feel like going to bed already, but I sense it's a bit early. I will save my sex toy fun for Friday night. I make it sound I will only use it tonight. I use toy before bed every night.  I can't even sleep with out it. The last few days without Hitachi wand have been a bit dull.    It's the one toy that gets me hot and wet. I know what it feels like to fast and furious now.

So other then working myself over and getting my Halloween costume together. Plus I am going to a party with friends.  I am really looking forward to kicking off the weekend. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Being a phone sex girl makes me feel special, I am thankful of all my loyal fans. Maybe I should call them friends,  I always love getting to know them.  I never let that one rotten apple ruin my bunch. It's been fun sharing my life and stories with them.

I am ready for the weekend already and it's only Thursday. I am plan on going to a party with friends  The party invite says "Fall Back"  My guess is she is celebrating the season of Fall.  My god she really took alot of time thinking that theme up.  The first thing I thought of was falling back in bed with my college boyfriend who will be going to the party.  He lives in Texas now, so maybe he want me to ride him like a cowboy.  I have to see if he is ready to fall back with me.

I am doing pretty well at my stripper pole "exercise" class.  Some of the girls in the class have as much sex appeal as a banana.  I am the teacher's pet, she always tell me I am doing a good job.  To bad my teacher is a woman, I would have like to earn a better report card every week.

Tonight I unsure if I should go out with the girls or sack out on the couch in my boy shorts and watch television.

Love Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary,

I am suffering from to much sleep.  I went to bed way to early and got up way to late. Now I am beyond lazy. I usually don't spend that much time in bed unless I am getting laid. !

I broke my favorite sex toy, it's like losing a boyfriend.  I might have to get other one. It's like going to bed every night without him. I did try using other sex toy it was like getting sloppy seconds. I'm not sure how long I can go without the hitachi wand.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today for lunch, I felt like a school girl. I feel like busting out the lunch box, pony tails and Catholic school skirt. It's fun to bring back your childhood.


Have a good day-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I learned alot this weekend, It's funny what a crazy night can bring.  My friend Jessica can't walk in high heels. She got drunk and fell and broke her wrist. Now she is like blaming everyone else, but herself.  The only person I would blame was her and some guy Tim whom got her so drunk thinking he could get lucky.  The only thing he got was a text from the hospital saying she won't be stopping over. 

A guy asked me for my phone number and I said no, he then try to pick up my friend with the same line.  Sorry you really should work on your game if you only have one pick up line.

I went to the movies this weekend.  I still don't know why more people don't try and hook in there.  I saw Social Networking and I got a little social   I have no problem with being dirty in public as long as I am not getting arrested.  You have to pick the perfect seats and let the games begin.  You should at least eat the popcorn first.  The movie was good, but the dirty action I got in the movies was better !

It's other long weekend over and I am ready for my callers.  I hope someone has a really dirty secret.

Kitty oxo

Dear Diary

No idea what to do this weekend. Nothing is just grabbing me yet.   It's not like me to have such a low key weekend. I am going to have to stir up some trouble and make this long weekend count. I might take in the Chicago Blackhawks game. I purposely lean in to all the guys getting in and out of my seats. I love looking at the reactions.

I am truly disappointed in myself, I can't figure out what to be for Halloween.  I was looking at a twisting a childhood icon to something sexy. But I really want to mix it up this year. I will hit a lingerie store and find a treat for tricking !

The house I am going to for the Halloween party has a water bed. I can't name to many people that even own them.  I bet sex in a water bed is crazy. My luck I would puncture a hole in the bed. Well I do like getting wet.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

Wow it's a tit nippy outside.  I think it feels like winter more then fall today. It's so dark and gloomy outside.  My Monday feels like it's hungover.

I had a fun weekend with friends.  My friend Ash is no longer heart broken. She worked her magic this weekend and is back in the game. She met this over anxious senior in college who was doing back flips to please her every need.   I set out to make her weekend the best and he did all the work.  My job is done.

I am a girl who has no problem giving blow jobs. I love having power over the cock and just making it explode when I am ready. I will cock tease it till they beg. At a bar this weekend a girl told her friends, she gives head to keep him happy. I give head to show him I am in charge.

I saw this lame porn over the weekend. She was getting off on the washing machine. No matter now much I have to try this option it never works. My washing machine would have to be bucking bronco to get me off. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I am addicted to my iPhone and option to watch porn on it. I must do it every night before bed. I am so addicted that I starting using headphone to hear the porn louder.  I wake up during the night and feel the need to watch more porn and use sex toys. I am sure I need a twelve program.

I am going out with my best friend Ashley this weekend.  She is recovering from a bad break up. I think she feels cock will cure her. I am sure it makes her feel good, but she will need a ton of cum to paste up her broke heart.  I am looking forward to the all the shenanigans we stumble across!! Sometimes you have to be the friend who just let's them go crazy.

I am starting my search this week for the best Halloween costume. Halloween is just excuse for girls to turn any costume in to something slutty.  One year my friend Meg came as a sexy smurf !

Off like a prom dress, Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I know what the term putting your back in to it really means, I had a fun night of sex late last night. I get more then turned on being bent over and just taken from behind.  I was watching a late night show on Cinemax before all this dirty sex happened. How does anyone get off watching that stuff. I have dreams hotter then the show I was watching.

Something about football season turns me on, maybe it's all the hitting from behind and tackles. I just love the thought of being tackled and just played with. I am going to the football game this weekend and I am ready pumped it. I'll just have to get my own touchdown.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

 I am on a mission to clean out all my closets and dresser. Maybe I should sell all my old lingerie. You have no idea how much I have in my bedroom. I am the kind of girl who likes to have sex in the outfit not toss them on the floor.

My stripper pole work-out class is going very well. It's much harder then I thought it would be. I have the sexy part down, I am working on the on climbing the pole and sliding down slowly upside down.  Wow your tits give a good show this way.  This class is more of a work out then working me up.

I found out one of my friend Andrea has never had anal sex before and she asked me if she should try it. It's hard to give advice about ass. But my advice to anyone is to try it. I actually like anal sex, I find it just hard to explain to anyone the rush you feel during anal sex. It can leave me breathless.


Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary,

I was called away for a few days ..  I love my bed and I hate waking up other places unless its after a scandalous night out. Usually when that happens I go home as fast as I wake up. So they wonder if I ever call them.  It gives them something to lust after if you leave before they can ask you alot of questions.

When I was away I had to be on my best behavior, you know how hard that can be for me.  Yes I just busted out laughing.  Maybe because it's so true.   I got so horny I thought I would explode.  I got out my sex toys last night and talked dirty to myself as I worked myself over.  Dam, I missed all my dirty talking phone sex calls.

So it's good to be back !

Miss you ox

Dear Diary,

I am sure you missed me, I have been caught up with some busy days lately.  I am sure I deserve a spanking.

So this past weekend was the very first time I ever had sex on pain killers.  Don't even ask why this happened but wow what a experience you can be just fucked hard and it's like your floating on a cloud. It was like an out body experience for me. I won't make this a habit, but wow was it fun.

Last night I had a dream about giving a blow job on an airplane under a blanket. I wonder if that means I should go on a trip.

My stripper pole exercise class starts tonight, so I am looking forward to that. The told me to bring hot pair heels. So I am going with fishnet black heels.  Talk about trampy. 

Love Kitty ox

 

Dear Diary

I woke today and realized it's Friday. I am not sure what I am going to do this weekend. The last few weekends I have been staying out to late and getting in alot of trouble. Maybe I should give myself a time out.

It's odd everyone is so up in arms about craigslist closing. Big deal they don't have adult section anymore. It's not hard to find stuff on the internet. Trust me if you want to get off you'll find a way.

Sunday football is back so I be cooking a feast to watch the games this weekend. Yes I can cook and talk dirty.  Why guys find that so hard to image. All my friends are what I call sports sluts. Girls who put out at halftime.  That even made me laugh.

Well I let's kick off this Friday with a touchdown :)

Love Kitty xxoo

Dear Diary...


Have you ever had a hot dream about someone and then ran in to them.  I had this hot dream about a guy friend Mike and then run in to him at the bank.  I wonder if he knew I was sucking his cock in my dream last night.  It's odd I never thought of Mike very much and now I can't stop thinking about him.   I might have to cock tease him up this up coming weekend and see wants happens.

I always looking at new sexual fetish and learning about it.  I have only squirted two times in my life. I have no clue what caused it but I am in the middle of trying to find out what makes me blow.  This should be a "wet situation"

I am in a extra dirty mood today, I wonder if my callers can handle me :)


Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary -

My party over the weekend was great. I love theme parties and dressing up. I switched it last minute from dirty school girl to sexy school teacher with a ruler. I think everyone loved when I threatened a spanking. So the back to school party was given a good report card. Next party should be Halloween !


I spent hours yesterday looking new boots online. I am trying to find a sexy black or dark grey boots. It's my new mission this week.

I finally signed up for a stripper pole exercise dance class this fall. It was odd trying to explain to people you take this class at a gym not a brothel.  Just hope I like it !

 

Love Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary...
I am having a party this weekend for friends. Nothing was more fun then when I was in school. So I having a theme party called "back to school"

I am still thinking of dressing up. I am going out today to find plaid skirt and knee socks. Maybe I should also get a lunch box. I am thinking of getting the game twister, it's alot harder as adults.  I remember playing 5 minutes in heaven and spin the bottle growing up. It might be the best time to bring back some hot dirty games.I so looking forward to the weekend. It seems to be when I get in the most trouble.

Go live it up -- kitty oxxo

Dear Diary

I feel like the days and nights are going by so fast, it's like pre mature ejaculation. I am not ready for it but it happens. Sometimes don't you wish life would just stop!

I went out to dinner last night with a guy who I would call one of my best friends.  I just hate when you out to dinner and the waitress acts like your a couple.  I rather her just fuck him on the table then keep hinting at us on our relationship.  The steak was out of this world, I feel like I am girl who can't get enough meat.

I saw this porn yesterday a phone sex client sent me. The girl is pretty much pushed around like a toy and very hard fore play.  I had to admit I was pretty turned on. Maybe I like more then just a hard spanking..

I hope the calls are hot today I am in a frisky kitty mood !

- Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

I am back from vacation and wished I stayed a few more days. I hate coming back from vacation and you need a vacation from that vacation.

So my vacation was as hot as the hot tub at the hotel. I got a little Vinyl French Maid Costume to spice up my night. I used my feather duster to tickle and tease.  Sometimes you just have to heat things up in bedroom outfits. I wondered if the maid at the hotel saw my outfit on the bathroom door.

Spent alot of time at the martini bar when I went away, My favorite drink was the Dirty School Girl Martini. It came with lollipop in the drink. It was a bonus to suck on it while getting guys buying my friends and I drinks !

I did pretty well at the casino so I won money, had sex and enjoy cocktails. So I pretty much a perfect vacation.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

I am so pumped for the long weekend. Gives me twice as much time to find trouble. Need to start packing going on vacation with a ton of friends to end the summer with a bang!

I am already feeling pretty devilish. We plan on hitting hot tubs and the casino. That sounds like hitting a jack pot before the betting starts.

I am thinking of taking a pole dancing class this fall. Nothing like getting exercise and learning some new hot tricks. I might have to wait till my hand is feeling better, I am thinking I will be back in hot pink cast any day. I am pretty sure I have rushed the recovery. I won't be giving any hand jobs any time soon.Happy Weekend

-kitty oxxo

Dear Diary.

 Weekends are far to short. I had to peel myself out bed today from a  whirl wind weekend. I felt like every moment was just filled with fun, laughter and friends. Weekends like this just make you smile.

Went to a party that my friends and I got so crazy drunk. We spent  the whole night dancing and doing body shots. I never thought things  would heat up so fast. But licking alcohol just put my body in over load. I've considered myself bisexual for a few years. I love kissing drunk girls at parties since most of time it's their first time. I love breaking in little sluts.


Speaking of little, I had very little sleep and need coffee to start my day
Love ya Kitty !

Dear Diary..

It's far to quiet today, I feel like it's the calm before the storm.  It's the weekend so maybe something wild will happen.

I have a new neighbor, a divorced dad of two kids. He watches my  house like a pig in heat. It's suppose to be sunny the next couple of  days. Maybe I should wash my car and make a soapy wet mess. I love being a cock tease. I might have to think of ways to catch him watching from the window.

So the weekend is here and everyone knows Friday night is my night to howl

 

Meow - Kitty <3

Dear Diary...

My cast comes off my hand later today. That should give me something to celebrate. I missed my right hand. I'll have to test out my hand with some iphone porn later today. The best thing about iphone porn is you can watch any place or any time.

After watching way to many doctor based reality shows this year. I often wonder how many doctor have sex in the on call room. Maybe when I get my cast off, I can charm up the doctor for a little fun. Should I tell him to stick me with his stethoscope.

I got an invite to a house warming party this weekend. The only thing I'd like to warm is the person hosting the event.  Maybe a should bring a candle so she can light herself on fire?

- Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

I am having a good week but so sick of all this rain. I love being wet, but this is crazy. It's been pouring for three days.

I am still sporting a hot pink cast on my right hand. So it's been tricky putting on a bra. Now I know why some guys find them tricky. I will have to get better using one hand. I have already mastered masturbation with sex toys.

I know everyone loves taking off a bra during sex,but I love to leave  it on and just popping on my tits out. I love the way they feel propped up and out of the bra


ooxx -- kitty <3

Dear Diary...

I am a big fan of long distance love, my "special friend" came to visit this past weekend.

Something about making every minute count when your together. The sex  just intensifies between visits. I love bring a surprise to bedroom with  costumes and glittery body paint


I love calling or leaving him suggestive messages on hints on my dirty  plans. This weekend I surprised him by dressing as a sexy girl scout.  He had no problem wanting to buy my cookies. I earned my girl scout badges this weekend.

Maybe I should say I am a bigger fan of long distance lust then love.
 
~Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

This weekend when leaving a fun party at friends. I was walking down the street to our car. I saw this couple giving a hand job on their front porch swing. Besides being tipsy. I am a voyeur. I so had to watch them. I loved how she thought she was so bad ass for giving a hand job in public. The best part was when she had to change hands to finish the job.

Speaking of hands, My god- I am going to have learn to masturbate with my left hand. My right hand is sore. I favor my right hand way to much between my computer, iPhone and masturbating. I got a bright pink cast to give my hand a rest. I am pretty much tell everyone it's a sex injury, so they wonder how I hurt myself.

Maybe I have to buy some vibrating panties until my hands heals


Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

I get in trouble every Friday night.   I just break out and go crazy. Martini's and mischief was the theme of this Friday night. Vodka martini's are rocket fuel to my sex filled fun.

I woke up this morning with bruised ass cheek. I have to be honest, I love a good slap on the ass it's turns me on. I love the feel of an hard hand just hitting my ass check.   It make me just cream myself over and over.

I got it way to rough last night. My ass is a little tender to touch today. It's red and blue. Just toss in a white cum load. My ass is one proud American.

Maybe I will go soak in the bathtub and cool of my ass!

Luv your Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

How is it Friday already, you know much trouble you got in last Friday night. So no idea what will happen this weekend.

I am spending the weekend with friends, going to two parties. One is a pool party and the other is a fantasy football draft party.

My fantasy is not to draft some football players it's to fuck some players. I sometimes have a thing for quarterbacks but usually drawn more to big players. I love football, but no silly fantasy draft for me. The only time I will be drafting football players is when I getting hit from behind!

Speaking of behind I better start my day. Let's hope for sun and fun this weekend..

Love Kitty ox

dear diary..

Went out to dinner last night with my best friend.  honestly I should have had more martini's to listen to her. She was rambling on and on about relationships.

My best friend is fighting with her boyfriend non stop. I am not really surprised because she is always in a fight and fuck relationship. They fight and make up non stop all the time.  She tells me the sex is outstanding, but the relationship is rocky. I for one would never fuck a guy, who was not a good boyfriend.  Call me hot cock tease but he would not even get in my bed. If your not  good boyfriend you won't be unloading with me. So no matter how hot the sex is you better be a good man on top of it.

My bed is my favorite place in the world, not because I have sex in it, I love the whole comfy feel to it. I always have a ton of pillows and blankets. I love to put my feet up on the head board and do my dirty phone sex calls.  I call it my Kitty playground or maybe I should call it my kitty box.  How that is pretty funny.  I feel like I am on top of the world when I am in my bed.

 Speaking of top of the world, I feel so happy and ready to take the world on today.. Sometimes you just have to grab the world by it's balls and make it your day.

Enjoy it ! oxo

Dear Diary.

 So last night I ran in to old childhood friends dad. I have not seen him or his family for so many years. He informs me he is divorced. Is it bad that the first thing I thought of was should I fuck him.  If I called him daddy it would have been so odd.  Since as a child I called him daddy when I used to play with his daughter.  Calling him daddy now would be so such a whole new term.  Well I gave him my phone number now let's just wait and see if he calls me.

 I am not a morning person, I rather have sex at 2:00 am then 8:00 am. I hate getting up early. my friend Becca tells me she has sex before work. I must be crazy, I am day and night time sex girl. I leave the mornings for sleep.  so I must start this get this hump day started right now.   I hope the phone sex calls are hot. I am in a devilish mood.

Luv Kitty ox