Monday, August 23, 2010

Dear Diary..

This weekend when leaving a fun party at friends. I was walking down the street to our car. I saw this couple giving a hand job on their front porch swing. Besides being tipsy. I am a voyeur. I so had to watch them. I loved how she thought she was so bad ass for giving a hand job in public. The best part was when she had to change hands to finish the job.

Speaking of hands, My god- I am going to have learn to masturbate with my left hand. My right hand is sore. I favor my right hand way to much between my computer, iPhone and masturbating. I got a bright pink cast to give my hand a rest. I am pretty much tell everyone it's a sex injury, so they wonder how I hurt myself.

Maybe I have to buy some vibrating panties until my hands heals


Kitty ox