My cast comes off my hand later today. That should give me something to celebrate. I missed my right hand. I'll have to test out my hand with some iphone porn later today. The best thing about iphone porn is you can watch any place or any time.
After watching way to many doctor based reality shows this year. I often wonder how many doctor have sex in the on call room. Maybe when I get my cast off, I can charm up the doctor for a little fun. Should I tell him to stick me with his stethoscope.
I got an invite to a house warming party this weekend. The only thing I'd like to warm is the person hosting the event. Maybe a should bring a candle so she can light herself on fire?
- Kitty ox
