Dear Diary.....

So I'm taking a few classes in web technologies right now, I'm pretty sure I'm taking going back to school a little to serious - so I got myself a lunch box. I just get a spring in my step just bringing it to class.

I thought about wearing a school girl skirt but it was a tad to short for wearing in public. I would surely get
an A+. If I had a man for a teacher in that outfit.

Maybe I should start trolling campus for some college guys to teach a few lessons too.

Happy Thursday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Girl's Night Out started on Friday night at dinner and ended on Sunday late afternoon. It was suppose to be just dinner but ended up a weekend full of cocktails, spa, shopping and parties. It was just what the doctor ordered.

Went for a bikini wax at the spa. Something about the intimate touch and the wax pain is like an instant sexual turn on for me. It's like kinky foreplay. I can't explain what I love best how the pain feels as it's waxed. Maybe I love just having this young hot Asian girl putting me in sexual positions to give me a brazilian wax.

So now my sexual drive is in over drive. It's to bad I can't get vagina waxed everyday.

Maybe it's a good day to start looking for new sex toys.


<3 Kat ox

Dear Diary,

 

I have to admit I love seeing family, friends, shopping, presents and cocktails. But I do all of that year around so holidays don't really thrill me. I rather sleep the winter away like Yogi Bear. Wake me up New Years Eve and I'll kiss someone in to a new year.

 

Saw some hometown friends over the Thanksgiving holiday's at a cocktail 

reunion party. One of the girls who

I've seriously have not seen in so many years brings her boyfriend to the party. I never had the heart to tell her almost every girl at the party had hooked up with him already. I guess he's still working his way thru the childhood friend group. Somethings never change but its good to go home again.

 

Since it's black Friday and the only holiday excitement I can muster is going to sit on Santa's lap at the mall

 

Love Kat ox

  

Dear Diary,

New dating relationships remind me of a game of cat and mouse.  It's a contrived action involving constant pursuit, near captures, and repeated until one of you gets so tired that you just settle down. 

Sometimes you just have to shake your stuff till you get what you want then pull it away.  Keep things hot and you'll never settle.

My Chicago friends recently just went away with out me and no fun trouble happened on the trip.  No one hooked up, no one was that hungover and no hotel security. I just have to face the fact I am the reason this stuff might happens. I am just not sure how they lasted all week with me.  I would have been bored to death !

so make stuff happen this week !-- Kat ox

Dear Diary,
 
I have a Halloween hangover..  between the mini candy overload and spooky martini drinks. I have to admit I had enough to last a year.

Last night my friends and I went out pretty late to grab a drink,  We figured all the slutty costume girls would be home hooking up with any guy who said hello by the time we got the bar.

None of us dressed up and we still we got asked over a dozen times what's your costume.  So I finally said Paris Hilton.  If you give them an answer they would be happy and maybe leave you alone 

Last year I met a hockey player dressed as a hockey player,  The year before I met a doctor dressed as doctor.  I can tell you he was ready to give me a full physical right at the bar.  This year I met a Fireman who was really a Fireman.  To bad he puts out fires I was hoping he would light my fire last night.  

I am staring to think this is a pattern  Maybe I will met a Police Officer next year,  Which would be pretty fun if he let me try out his handcuffs and I don't mean cause I got arrested,

Time to put the costumes back in the bedroom where they belong until next Halloween

xoxox

Dear Diary....

I feel like winter came early -- Damm it's a tit nippy the last few days.  I can least wait till after Halloween to drag out the winter clothes. Mittens are only sexy if it's the only thing your wearing.

My friend Karen just called me and was wondering what should she should text a guy for a bootie call. I told her guys are simple just  text  SEX??   Trust me that should work and if not he's not bright enough for her anyways. Sometimes you gotta ask for what you want without sounding like a bad porn.

If a guy even thinks to bootie call me, he better call cause text messages to me are like hand jobs -- pointless

Bootie up everyone it's Friday

Dear Diary, 

It only takes me a few minutes to decide to have sex with someone, It only takes me seconds to change my mind. It's just that simple. I am easily turned on and just as easily turned off.

Maybe because I am very good at communicating. I am easily turned off by a guy who can't carry an every day conversation. If you can't talk to me outside of the bedroom, how can you talk to me in the bedroom.

The art of sex is just as important to me as the words he uses to get my panties down. Once you get my wet panties down finds ways to me tick and I'm then always just wanting more

Happy Hump Day ~~  Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I have come to terms with what I am.  I am a huge flirt and I am fine with it.  You can call me a cock tease and I could live with that.  I like a guy who can really flirt with me.  He should be able to get my panties wet before he even touches me.

When I say flirt with me,  I am not talking dirty talk. But I do like it tossed in here and there. You can start with eye contact, sly smiles and flattery.  Everyone wants to hear comments that linger in the mind.

If your going to flirt I say go right for it, send texts, emails or just pull me in so very close just to tell me something simple. Just feeling your'e body heat can just rise up the chemistry.

Sometimes the art of flirting is just staging a chance encounter, whether the event happens or not the rush can be explosive.

Get out and flirt this weekend and make me proud

Have a great one   oxox

Dear Dairy

I am all over the place today-- I feel like my mind is racing ..

I am already slacking on Halloween costume, I have no idea what I will go as this year. I am thinking of a vintage childhood icon with a sexy twist. But I am so unsure what to be this year.  I might have to start my search today. 

I go thru stages in porn right now I am in the big cock phase, balls deep and aggressive sex.  Maybe I need counseling for my inner rage. I like to mix up my porn to spice up the week.   I have never made a sex tape in my life. But I have to admit if I was married (which I have no plans to do right now)  I would make sex tapes with my husband.  But let me clear I would be the one who held copies of all the tapes.

My friends just got back from Vegas, why do they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the saying should be,  you will do things in Vegas you won't forget.  Because I already heard about all the trouble they got in. I wish I went with them.  Last time we all went to Vegas I met this sexy stripper "Cherry"  Wow she was one hot red headed bitch who gave lap dances that made me wet.  

Damm I need a vacation !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Recently I saw the worse case of (PDA) Public Display of Affection. I am all for affection but If you can't keep your hands and your mouth to yourself in public.  Just stay home and get it on. Please spare the world from your undying lust.   I actually like to be a cock tease while I am out just to keep things hot.!

I am not one for hiding a relationship.  But I am huge fan of what I call (SDA), - Secret Displays of Affection. Send a dirty text, a flirty cute email, sending him my panties in the mail or leaving them in his jacket pocket when no one is looking.  I get beyond turned on when they play along with me.   Talk about heating things up before you turn on the heat

With all this going in my mind right now this weekend should go off with a bang

Love K ox

Dear Diary

It's odd how guys feel about 900 lines, but they are always busy. Someone has to be calling them.  I never will be like a 900 phone sex line. Not because I have anything against them.  I am just on my own person.  I have always seen myself as a dirty friend compared to a phone sex girl. I like knowing my clients and personal stuff about them. No matter what you call it, I love what I do !

People think if you talk dirty or your a phone sex girl your a big slut.  I am fine with whatever you want to believe. I hate to tell you, but I am pretty much like a typical girl. I might be more sexual open to new things, but I can assure you I am not a slut. I have sex but I am not slobbering dick all over town. I know I just ruined your smutty fantasy. But I have never heard any guy say they don't want a dirty girlfriend 

My newest turn on is an old fashion corsets that tie up the back--- Talk about the sexual pressure building every time it gets tighter.  I am just turned on thinking about it. 

I once read the best sex you have is in your head and I believe that is very true.  You have to just find a way to bring it to life. I spend way to much time finding ways to make myself tick. The sexual world has more fetish and fun then ever before.  Go get lost in it and you'll be shocked what turn you on.

Dear Diary...

I went to the Spa the other day, I was in in the mood for some tender, loving care. I love being pampered with massage and spa treatments.

I often hear guys mention getting a "happy ending" after a massage. I was pretty let down recently when he didn't offer me a happy endings. My guess I think only guys want it.
 

I was kinda hoping he would, you know ask. I love a guy with good hands. Next time I have to put my ass even more in his face. I like a happy ending, orgasms and massages. So as much as it was relaxing I was really hoping for more..

Thank god it's only day's away from the weekend. I am a ticking time bomb, just ready to explode !

Love Kat oxox

Dear Diary...
 

I always hear girls ranting and raving on what to do to keep her man happy.  No matter what your saying. The key to his kingdom is feed his sex drive.

I don't care if your'e a top chef in the kitchen. At some point your going to find him "eating" out if he's not happy.  I don't just mean sex, when I says say feed is sex drive. Drive him crazy and make him feel like he rocks your world. Be so good he can't ignore you. 

If you can cook on top of all that, just consider yourself taking it on the kitchen table after dinner. That is one place I love to have sex is on the kitchen table right after dinner, who cares if the plates get broken or food get in the way. I just call myself dessert !
 

Happy Hump Day-- Kat oxox

Dear Diary,

My friend recently asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. So far she's a bridezilla. But at least knows she's on that track. So the next few months should be crazy.

The last time I was in a wedding. I woke up in pale pink puffy bridesmaid dress with best man on the bathroom floor of a hotel suite.

I'm not sure what was worse the ugly dress or waking up on cold hard floor hungover with the best man who's not my type. Can you say awkward.  I won't catch the bouquet next time. It went all down hill from there.

So let's hope that the bridal party is hot and I love my next bridesmaids dress.

I swear when I get married I'll just hit Las Vegas and save my friends bridal party hell

Love Kat ooxx

 

Dear Diary,

Please don't leave me ....

The summer just shows up and you have the best time for a few months. Then it just dumps you before winter months.  It's like a bad break up and you were denial it was going to happen.

I feel like curling up with Ben and Jerry's ice cream in my boy shorts and crying in to my pillow.  Maybe I will play Adele cd's and eat potato chips.  I had a large summer buzz now I have a fall hangover. I'm not one for getting back together with anyone who dumps me. But I'd consider hooking up with the summer for a few more weeks.
 
So I'm still dragging myself kicking and screaming in to September. It's time to pack up the flip flops and sun dresses.  The only plus side of packing the open toe heels is I can start wearing knee hi boots.

At least football season has started, that always brings me a smile.  Let's hope for a touch down, when I start tailgating next weekend. Maybe getting tackled in the Fall won't be so bad.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I am finishing up this summer with the Fifty Shade series.  I am on last book entitled Fifty Shades Freed.

Open your Legs, he orders

I move them apart.

Wider he orders

He then calls me a good girl.

Something about being called a good girl, when I'm being a nasty little slut for your partner.  It just makes you feel like its your job. That is one job I don't mind having. I have to admit that is quite a turn on for me when I am being talked to while having sex.  

As much as I love dirty talk, to me it's the right words or phrases that pull me in to a new sexual experiences.  So call me sweet baby as you bend me over the bed.

So I have loved reading the 50 shades books. Just like the book, maybe I need to get spanking when I do things wrong.  But in that case that would happen every day.

Hope you had a Happy Hump Day ~ Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Well today's my half birthday. I never really celebrated it before this year. But it's just other reason to have a fun time and get gifts. Okay I tossed in the gifts part, a girl can hope can't she. Maybe I should get a half birthday crown and hit the town tonight. I feel the urge to splurge in raspberry martini's.

Maybe I will treat myself to some new shoes to celebrate my half birthday. Just sometimes about shoes, just puts me in a good mood. I find sexy shoes just bring out my inner dirty kitty. It just puts a wiggle in your walk and diva in the bedroom with the right pair.  

Christian Grey had me at 50 shades of Grey and Christian Louboutin had me with these metallic shimmered heels

Happy Half Birthday to me-- Hope I don't get half the spankings

~Kat ox

Dear Diary....

Maybe I'm reading to much Fifty Shades of Grey,  Just finishing up book two tonight.  As I'm turning pages just hooked in to finding out more.  When he tells her to go in the bathroom and take off her panties during a dinner date I was just as ready for it myself.

I would have no problem taking my panties off.  But I feel sexy wearing boy short panties.  I love the way they tightly cup my ass cheeks. I love how you can mix up the styles from  school girl to leather boy shorts.   You can be a little flirt and let your ass cheeks hang out.

I've been hearing so much about the 50 shades books are becoming a movie.  This is one movie I won't be wearing my panties. 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I like you sore, reminds me where I have been.

~~just the kind of line from the book 50 shades of grey that keeps my interest in the book. I am going on the second book in this dominating sexual affair goes to new levels

I sorta feel bad for guys right now, try competing with this level of intense sexuality. Well maybe not cause most women today are just wanting to fucked in every way this book describes

I am not a stranger to BDSM sexual play but this book is giving me ideas that make my panties just stick to me. I might have to try some new stuff in the bedroom.


Speaking of hot, this summer is heating up and one of my summer favorite TV shows is back-- Big Brother. I still think they should add a peep show room, so you watch other's hook up. Maybe they should make everyone read 50 shades of grey and let the taping begin

Happy Monday !~ love kat oxox

Dear Diary....

Did you miss me-- Well July 4th week was much like fireworks. It went off with a bang and brighten my world. I spent time with my oldest and dearest friends and wished the week never ended.
 

Since sex always becomes the topic of our late night conversations.  We all started reading the book
50 Shades of Grey as a book club right now

Let me tell you it's more like 50 shades of orgasms for me. I knew the book was dirty, but I had  no idea the story line.  The more I read the book, maybe I should consider being punished or controlled.

I think my sex drive just went up 50 notches.  I should be ready for the next book in the series this week.
I usually wait for the movie but this book gets my panties in a twist.

Well hump it up its Hump day, if not just grab the book and get dirty

Dear Diary..

I just got an invitation to a party in August and the theme is "White Party" In my mind this party theme has run it's course. The decor will be so beautiful, but I hate white clothes. 

I have to admit I will the girl at this party that will either spill a drink on my dress or someone will step on my shoes.  I better start looking for a sequin white dress so at least I can sparkle when I get there.

I am having a girls night tonight,  we are going to the movie Magic Mike then out for cocktails. This movie is just total eye  candy and about male strippers. I am sure my hormones will be revved up tonight.  God bless any guys that we meet out tonight. 

I really felt this week just dragged so I am so ready for the weekend to start.  I better start planning my Fourth of July plans.  I don't want to miss the big bang !

Love Kat  ox

Dear Diary..

The weather this summer has been up and down -- It reminds of me a drunken hook up and the guys cums to fast.  The weather starts out good but next minute it's raining or brutally hot.  Can we just have normal fun summer pool days please.  I am going to have to start wearing my bikinis in the bathtub soon. 

So two of my buddies both got new girlfriends in the last month, they are in relationships that everything is one step away from a wedding. Hello you just met two weeks ago and why not try hanging out for a few months. You're killing everyone we know with all the
mushy madness. It just gives me more reason to drink frozen summer cocktails.

Last summer, I broke my toe and had to wear a ton of shimmery flip flops.  I do love flip flops, but let me be clear I love open toe high heel shoes.  So to celebrate I'm heading out to get myself a pair of christian louboutin shoes. 

Maybe in my new shoes I can kick this summer in to high gear.

Love Kat oxxo

Dear Diary,

Everyone has sexual technique they feel they could work on. It's most people just can't be honest with themselves.  How many times have you heard -- I am good in bed.  

I know mine is being on top, I feel like I don't get as sexual aroused. I'm sure I need to improve my strength in my hips to stay on top till I explode. 

I love the feeling of being on top as I'm taking control of my partner. So I found this new device at when shopping for new sex toys

I am waiting for my sex stool to arrive, it says it has a great bounce to it.  I am going to bounce my way to having an orgasm on top.

Dear Diary...

Last week while watching old Sex and the City episodes.  Samantha gets herself Pearl G-string panties. Well it sounded so tempting , I had to just go online and buy them. I could have went with one strand but I went for double the balls. I mean double the pearls.  I figured double the pleasure.

Something about wearing a double pearl thong, I loved the feeling, the fit and the way they rolled across pussy lips when you moved certain ways.  It was like someone teasing me all day.

I feel like this was the best investment to my lingerie collection. I joked with my girlfriends that you can be a "royal" slut wearing  your best pearls out for the night.

Maybe I should try the one set of pearl g string cause the double got me a homeroom so fast.

Luv-- K ox

Dear Diary...

I either got off to much last night or my orgasms are missing. No matter what I do I'm just can't get off today

I mixed it up with toys and new kinds of porn.  I even looked at adult shows on Cinemax.  I know why that didn't work, the shows are so "standard vanilla sex"  I love the cheesy music in sex scenes, cause the actors never talk.    How can you not talk during sex.

Maybe I'll give my body a break or I'll be posting. --Missing my orgasm signs around the neighbor

My neighbors found her dog that way- It might work for me

Happy Hump Day ...  K ox

 

 

Dear Diary...

I can't believe I am saying this -- I am not weekend ready, so in my world that means something will happen. I feel like the best things happen when you don’t plan them. Maybe I will just open a bottle of vodka and just let it just rip. So in looking for something to trigger my inner dirty side today. 

 

I saw this product on sex toy site that offers a "clone a willy" kit. Yes I am serious you actually make a mold of a hard cock. First of all I am sure it’s arousing making this mold for some sexual play. But I have to admit something If I was going to spice things up why would I want a sex toy in the shape of a cock I am already getting. Maybe we could borrow a cock to mold so we can mix things up. I also can't see myself purchasing anything called willy -- It reminds me small cock. 

 

So I guess I have to settle for some pink hand cuffs and see who I can catch this weekend !

 

- K ox

 

Dear Diary..

I feel like I am having an affair on you, I have not been around all week. I have been recovering from last week's long weekend. I have been addicted to television for the last few days.  I call this the lull between my storms of fun.

It's odd when you have continuously have sexual dreams about the same person and in every dream you say the same thing to him. I put my hand on his mouth and say don't say a word as I pulled him on top of me.  

I love dirty talk, but maybe I just know the relationship will only be this one physical night in the sack.    

Sometimes dreams belong in my sweet sexy slumber but I am tempted to see how he reacts when he finds out my dirty dreams about him

~~~K ox

Dear Diary,

After watching the television show The Bachelorette last night I absolutely was bored to death.

If I was the bachelorette  I'd change the show and give out cocktails instead of roses to the guys. I also could eliminate a lot of guys with just one kiss. If the don't melt my panties I'd probably will boot you. I'd also give guys a real reason to cry when they get cut I'd wear lingerie all the time.

Something about the show makes you want to believe in finding a relationship. But now I just wanna make the show more scandalous

Thank god it's hump day I got spice things up tonight.

oxoox- K 

Dear Diary...

I am a sweet girl, but I can still bring the heat. Sometimes guys take my sweetness as I want relationships with them. But honestly all I wanted is the heat.

I thought about ripping off your shirt or letting you slam me against a wall. You thought I wanted to date you and all I really wanted to do was fuck you.

So when your out this weekend  don't forget behind this  sweetheart lays a sassy slut just wanting to let it all out

Happy Weekend  - Kat ox

Dear Diary...

My weekend was full of bing, bang and boom and let's not forget the sizzle and spice. I had to spend most of Sunday in my pajamas relaxing to recover! As much as I like the getting out and living it up. I have to admit I am hometown girl with strong family roots and enjoy just doing nothing.

Well speaking of nothing, I think nothing of being open about my sexuality. I don't advertise it, but if I am asked a direct question. I will answer it, but only about my sexual actions. I don't kiss and tell about others. Not everyone likes their dirty laundry shared.

Last week, I ran to a bunch of old friends, one of them had his new girlfriend with him. Funny thing is that his new girlfriend is someone I had sexual relations with a few years back in a threesome with my boyfriend at the time. It's a small world and people often date or have sex with other people you know. But this will be the first time , I tell a guy friend, it's not your friend I hooked up with it's your girlfriend.

So tonight when I call him, first of all he will find out I like girls as well, but so does his girlfriend.

 

Happy Monday oxoxo

Dear Diary..

This weather is driving me crazy,one day it's warm the next day so chilly. I'm ready for summer and all the fun it will brings. I want it so very hot like the dirty scenes in the movie from nine and half weeks.

I want sex in rainy alley or spoon feed sensual foods draped on the kitchen floor. maybe I need a summer affair like this movie.

With all this talk it will be a Happy Hump Day

oxox

Dear Diary...

It's odd running to a guy you used to have sex with at the last place you two had sex.

I've been known to have public sex and I always chose wisely. I have to admit I'm daring to a point. (maybe I am scaredy cat)  I just pick public places,I pretty sure not to get caught. But I do believe everyone loves a chance of being seen once and awhile.

I remember the first time being walked in on was my freshman year in college. I was at my boyfriends parents house. Let's just say they home home an hour earlier then we expected. Thank god they already liked me. I think the dad even liked me more after his discovery.

It's been a quiet week so far,  but with hump day coming maybe I should plan to get caught tomorrow !

ooxx

Dear Diary....

Last night when I was out dazzling up my Friday night.  I overheard this young drunk couple talking about getting a hotel. It made me remember being a hotel two weeks ago and hearing the couple in the next room having sex.

At first I was like pissed cause all I could hear was the banging headboard. But then I could hear faint voices and moans. Who needs to rent an adult movies on cable. I actually got off just thinking it could have been threesomes. Maybe I should have knocked on the door.

Happy Saturday. --Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Miss me ~ miss me now you have to kiss me!

I am so happy to be back around. I feel like I've been gone for months But sometimes it's recharges your battery.

While I was gone, I had my first orgasm sitting on top of a washing machine. The second I saw it shake in the spin cycle I got so very turned on.

Just sitting on top of it as it bumped and spinned I could not believe it I had an intense orgasm.

I came back within all clean clothes, I could not get enough of that spin cycle

Happy Hump Day ooxx

Dear Diary...

On the road again.. Yes it's a song but the next two weeks I have so much going on and traveling.  So right there you know I am going to get in trouble.  But just think how much I'll have to tell you all when I get back.

It's fun when you travel and stay at hotels. I love to watch all the seedy hook up's and late night shenanigans. It just makes it easier to jump right in on the action.  Did you every notice how much friendlier people are at a hotel then when say at home in the supermarket.

The only think I hate about traveling is packing -- I have to much stuff and never know what I want to bring or wear. I used to always bring my favorite vibrator on vacation. But then it got broke once in my suitcase.  

So I am going old fashion masturbation on the this trip.  I just got out of cast on my hand. my poor hand might need a cast when I return for having to all the work..  

Well maybe I could just hook up... 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

That awkward moment when you run in to someone you slept with and your friends had no idea. When everyone can tell just after the person leaves that something must have happened  

No matter how much you deny anything happen no one really believes you.  Something about sexual chemistry no matter much you try and hide it.  That feeling rivals love and lust to me.  It's so strong it makes you want to
rip off your clothes

I saw on Mad Men this week, when Don says just as he rips off her clothes before sex - "you want this", now I find that a turn on when I guy knows I want so badly he lets me know he can feel it

As much as I like being control cause I consider myself a huge cock tease, I like a guy who knows when its time to get aggressive. He should know when it's time for hair pulling and spankings. 

Sometimes a little pain can be so much pleasure

enjoy your Tuesday ! oxox

Dear Diary...

I am a night owl -- maybe cause I get in all my late night trouble this way -  But over all I stay up way to late and everyone tells me to take sleeping pills lately.

I never take sleeping pills and I don't need any with the Hitachi magic wand. That wears me out and I get achieved orgasm every time. I love that the sex toy plugs into the wall. To me anything with batteries is just not strong enough

The only drawback is suggested usage time is 20 minutes. When it gets warm I'm afraid it's going to go on fire. Maybe I should start dating a fireman

Get hot this hump day 

Love K ox

Dear Diary...

Still in a cast, but now I'm rocking it like a super model. This should be my last week. I've gotten pretty handy with one hand.  Who knew I'd be so resourceful  ? (if you know what I mean)

I'm so in mood for March Madness. It brings out my inner sassy cat. I am feeling invincible so I better start working on my brackets tonight.

I find it's sorta humorous it's steak and blow job day. I'd probably deserve the steak more then him for my blow job skills. Who really needs Valentines Day??

So enjoy it --Happy Hump day

Dear Diary

Thank god I have voice text-- sorry been so quiet the last few days. I am wearing a cast. I am thinking I will keep telling people it's a handcuff's accident.  

People don't tend to ask for more information when you put them in an awkward place.  I have some nerve and carpal tunnel problems with my right arm.  Maybe I should have said I masturbate to much.

Can't recall the last time I watched so much television   I watched every episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl. As a phone girl I could relate to the storyline.  I would not say I am phone girl in secret. But I really don't go broadcasting it to everyone I meet.  That is the best part about it, I can get my dirty on without every being judged.  It's alot easier to share you liked your hair pulled or your ass spanked when having sex. The one thing about sexual secrets is that everyone has one and it turns me on hearing all about them

so on this hump day -- start letting all your secrets out!!

Maybe I have to learn how to masturbate with my left hand today,  at least it will keep me busy !

xx

Dear Diary,

So enjoyed my birthday last week. The best part about birthday's are spankings, I look forward to it every year. It's the bonus when getting older is more spankings. Plus no one gives you a look when you say birthday spankings over here ! Thanks for making my day so special.

The snow has been less this winter but I'm getting the winter blues. At least March Madness is around the corner I just find it an excuse to get a lottle crazy and watch sports with cocktails I'm just ready for the summer. Maybe I should just crack the heat and wear my bathing suit and slurp pineapple drinks in the living room

Happy Monday - make it hot !

Dear Diary..

Louis Vuitton condoms are expensive, I should make it mandatory to use when having sex with me.  I saw the condoms cost 68 dollars.  I think 69.00 dollars would be so much more appropriate

Maybe I'd just use my birth control pills if they got me some Louis Vuitton shoes instead. I'd at least wear them to bed!

It's often you find guys whom rant and rave over sex conquests. If you ask them if they have had or done a certain sexual act they say yes without a doubt. Even if its not true it's about pride.

On my late-night chat with guy friend. He was so honest about past romantic relationships and sexual escapades. I rather date a guy who says I've never had a threesome then a guy who acts like a porn star. Or maybe the guy was just so sweet and cute. I just want to corrupt him

Happy Tuesday ox

Dear Diary...

Happy Valentine's Day !!

I'm not really one for gifts on Valentine's day. The best gift you can get or give is love .

If all else fails you can just give anal sex. You have to step it up on holidays

So grab you heart handcuffs and hope Cupid shoots you today full of love and lust

Love Kat ox

Football Seaon is over...
 
I usually like getting tackled but this was more like getting hit by a car when the Patriots lost the Superbowl.  But it's all behind me now and I am ready for some hockey.
 
This month is always tricky for me. I have a birthday coming up plus Valentine's day comes right before it.  So you know right away if your valentine never gets you anything good you can forget your birthday.   It like when one domino falls down the rest goes with it.


I'm pretty much love black, very sparkly or sexy sliver lingerie. But since it's February. I'm thinking I'll stick with Red.  I'm going red-hot all month. 


I am going to be so hot this month. You might get burnt if you touch me ~~ meow


Happy Tuesday  xxoo
 

Dear Diary,

I have been having the most bizarre dreams lately, One of the dreams I actually had a baby. I was so freaked when I woke up I wanted to take a pregnancy test to easy my mind. I have nothing against kids, I just not having them any time soon.  Dreams like that give me excuse to find myself in a bottle of chocolate vodka tonight.

I recently met a friend's new girlfriend. Right away I did not like her and I get along with everyone. Her large pocketbook must have been weighing down her personality. I wanted to jam her cell phone down her throat. So when he asked me what I thought. My first instinct was to say oh she is nice -good luck with that relationship. But I went with my second thought. I said honestly she is a bitch and when your tired of fucking her let me know.
 
At first he just stood there with a blank face, then we both started laughing until it hurt. It's really not my style to comment on other peoples relationships. But sometimes you have to just have to tell it like it is.

Speaking of telling people like it is, I had this other odd dream that I told a different friend that I wanted to be in a relationship with him. No it's not the same guy I just said I hated his girlfriend. But the dream was like a bad soap opera love story. I could never picture myself telling some guy I want to be his girlfriend. I make the guys come to me, that is how it's done my world.

So I'm not going to take this as a sign of anything that I am dreaming of babies and boyfriends. I am going to
go back to dreaming about sexy threesomes and spankings in boy shorts.


Happy Weekend All ox


PS-- GO PATRIOTS !

Dear Diary,

I have no idea what happen to the last month. Maybe I'll start 2012 now. I have to start my New Year's resolutions. At least I am not failed yet . Still in search of the a new sexual fetish that gets me off.

Someone asked me if I've ever faked an orgasm, I can be sure I never faked on a phone sex call. I know how to get myself off during the hot call.

But during sex I sometimes fake it if the guy is not turning me on. He thinks he got me off but I just want him off my body .

Speaking of my body - I'm off to go lingerie shopping!

Love K ox

Dear Diary....

I have a thing for dog collars and doggie style. Maybe I should be calling it a Kitty collar.  I also learned that Kitty style sex is when her back is arched like a cat.  As much as I love the dog maybe I'll do the arch more now to make the guys meow.

Recently got the Karma Sutra Sexual Positions book and honestly you have to be Gumby to some get in of the positions.

Once I did try this off the wall crazy position and my hurt my hip. I had to tell everyone I feel down the stairs. It was less embarrassing then saying I hurt myself having sex!

It has to be hump day I am in one hell of a frisky mood today !

Go Nuts :) Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Tackle Me, Hitting from behind, Unnecessary roughness... bring on the Superbowl !

Talk about turning me on and I still have two weeks to go !

Something about football brings out the beast in me. Let's not forget I like a good tailgate. It's a playground for adults.
I am pretty sad the season is almost over but with the Patriots in the big game I am pretty much set for the year. 

Maybe If I hooked up with a New York Giant to ease his pain when the Patriots win, I will consider it doing my part.

A few people have asked me to make a bet over the Superbowl, sorry betting sex with me is like you win both ways. so working on ideas for the game will keep me busy this week.

My weekend was fun filled and it's been a long Monday already -- sometimes I wish weekends were longer.


Have a good one-- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Believe or not, I even struggle with the good girl - bad girl syndrome. Sometimes I let it all go, sometimes I filter myself. It's a shame we live in a society that judges people on sexual expression. So adding to my bucket list of 2012 I'm getting my screaming orgasm on.

I saw this sex toy, which they call then chin strap dildo. It looks like dentist headgear from childhood or crazy helmet of Star Wars. I love the thought and the feeling of this sex toy. But honestly I'd have to be insanely drunk to not laugh at that coming towards me in bed.So I am still on my mission for a new hot sex toy but this device won't cut it. 

I am getting together with a large group of old friends this weekend. The funny part is that everyone going out this weekend has had sex with at least one other person in the group. Things could go one way or other, we could have some re kindled one night stands or drunk drama fest. I am so looking forward to stirring up the trouble. I am one for getting things going then watching the fire burn.

Back to more researching more sex toys-- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

It's a new year and It still feels like last year to me. I think I just need this upcoming weekend to really ring in this new year.

Honestly I think New Year's Eve goes by to fast. I think you need a weekend to celebrate or forget a whole year.

I found my kiss at midnight and know it's going to be a very good year

I finally made a bucket list of things to do and after this weekend of corruption. I'm going start kicking ass on 2012.

On my list, I'm going to find a new sexual fetish and experience it. Now I just have to get my freak on !!

Love Kat oxox