Dear Diary..

Louis Vuitton condoms are expensive, I should make it mandatory to use when having sex with me.  I saw the condoms cost 68 dollars.  I think 69.00 dollars would be so much more appropriate

Maybe I'd just use my birth control pills if they got me some Louis Vuitton shoes instead. I'd at least wear them to bed!

It's often you find guys whom rant and rave over sex conquests. If you ask them if they have had or done a certain sexual act they say yes without a doubt. Even if its not true it's about pride.

On my late-night chat with guy friend. He was so honest about past romantic relationships and sexual escapades. I rather date a guy who says I've never had a threesome then a guy who acts like a porn star. Or maybe the guy was just so sweet and cute. I just want to corrupt him

Happy Tuesday ox