Dear Diary..

I just got an invitation to a party in August and the theme is "White Party" In my mind this party theme has run it's course. The decor will be so beautiful, but I hate white clothes. 

I have to admit I will the girl at this party that will either spill a drink on my dress or someone will step on my shoes.  I better start looking for a sequin white dress so at least I can sparkle when I get there.

I am having a girls night tonight,  we are going to the movie Magic Mike then out for cocktails. This movie is just total eye  candy and about male strippers. I am sure my hormones will be revved up tonight.  God bless any guys that we meet out tonight. 

I really felt this week just dragged so I am so ready for the weekend to start.  I better start planning my Fourth of July plans.  I don't want to miss the big bang !

Love Kat  ox

Dear Diary..

The weather this summer has been up and down -- It reminds of me a drunken hook up and the guys cums to fast.  The weather starts out good but next minute it's raining or brutally hot.  Can we just have normal fun summer pool days please.  I am going to have to start wearing my bikinis in the bathtub soon. 

So two of my buddies both got new girlfriends in the last month, they are in relationships that everything is one step away from a wedding. Hello you just met two weeks ago and why not try hanging out for a few months. You're killing everyone we know with all the
mushy madness. It just gives me more reason to drink frozen summer cocktails.

Last summer, I broke my toe and had to wear a ton of shimmery flip flops.  I do love flip flops, but let me be clear I love open toe high heel shoes.  So to celebrate I'm heading out to get myself a pair of christian louboutin shoes. 

Maybe in my new shoes I can kick this summer in to high gear.

Love Kat oxxo

Dear Diary,

Everyone has sexual technique they feel they could work on. It's most people just can't be honest with themselves.  How many times have you heard -- I am good in bed.  

I know mine is being on top, I feel like I don't get as sexual aroused. I'm sure I need to improve my strength in my hips to stay on top till I explode. 

I love the feeling of being on top as I'm taking control of my partner. So I found this new device at when shopping for new sex toys

I am waiting for my sex stool to arrive, it says it has a great bounce to it.  I am going to bounce my way to having an orgasm on top.

Dear Diary...

Last week while watching old Sex and the City episodes.  Samantha gets herself Pearl G-string panties. Well it sounded so tempting , I had to just go online and buy them. I could have went with one strand but I went for double the balls. I mean double the pearls.  I figured double the pleasure.

Something about wearing a double pearl thong, I loved the feeling, the fit and the way they rolled across pussy lips when you moved certain ways.  It was like someone teasing me all day.

I feel like this was the best investment to my lingerie collection. I joked with my girlfriends that you can be a "royal" slut wearing  your best pearls out for the night.

Maybe I should try the one set of pearl g string cause the double got me a homeroom so fast.

Luv-- K ox

Dear Diary...

I either got off to much last night or my orgasms are missing. No matter what I do I'm just can't get off today

I mixed it up with toys and new kinds of porn.  I even looked at adult shows on Cinemax.  I know why that didn't work, the shows are so "standard vanilla sex"  I love the cheesy music in sex scenes, cause the actors never talk.    How can you not talk during sex.

Maybe I'll give my body a break or I'll be posting. --Missing my orgasm signs around the neighbor

My neighbors found her dog that way- It might work for me

Happy Hump Day ...  K ox

 

 

Dear Diary...

I can't believe I am saying this -- I am not weekend ready, so in my world that means something will happen. I feel like the best things happen when you don’t plan them. Maybe I will just open a bottle of vodka and just let it just rip. So in looking for something to trigger my inner dirty side today. 

 

I saw this product on sex toy site that offers a "clone a willy" kit. Yes I am serious you actually make a mold of a hard cock. First of all I am sure it’s arousing making this mold for some sexual play. But I have to admit something If I was going to spice things up why would I want a sex toy in the shape of a cock I am already getting. Maybe we could borrow a cock to mold so we can mix things up. I also can't see myself purchasing anything called willy -- It reminds me small cock. 

 

So I guess I have to settle for some pink hand cuffs and see who I can catch this weekend !

 

- K ox