Dear Diary,

So enjoyed my birthday last week. The best part about birthday's are spankings, I look forward to it every year. It's the bonus when getting older is more spankings. Plus no one gives you a look when you say birthday spankings over here ! Thanks for making my day so special.

The snow has been less this winter but I'm getting the winter blues. At least March Madness is around the corner I just find it an excuse to get a lottle crazy and watch sports with cocktails I'm just ready for the summer. Maybe I should just crack the heat and wear my bathing suit and slurp pineapple drinks in the living room

Happy Monday - make it hot !

Dear Diary..

Louis Vuitton condoms are expensive, I should make it mandatory to use when having sex with me.  I saw the condoms cost 68 dollars.  I think 69.00 dollars would be so much more appropriate

Maybe I'd just use my birth control pills if they got me some Louis Vuitton shoes instead. I'd at least wear them to bed!

It's often you find guys whom rant and rave over sex conquests. If you ask them if they have had or done a certain sexual act they say yes without a doubt. Even if its not true it's about pride.

On my late-night chat with guy friend. He was so honest about past romantic relationships and sexual escapades. I rather date a guy who says I've never had a threesome then a guy who acts like a porn star. Or maybe the guy was just so sweet and cute. I just want to corrupt him

Happy Tuesday ox

Dear Diary...

Happy Valentine's Day !!

I'm not really one for gifts on Valentine's day. The best gift you can get or give is love .

If all else fails you can just give anal sex. You have to step it up on holidays

So grab you heart handcuffs and hope Cupid shoots you today full of love and lust

Love Kat ox

Football Seaon is over...
 
I usually like getting tackled but this was more like getting hit by a car when the Patriots lost the Superbowl.  But it's all behind me now and I am ready for some hockey.
 
This month is always tricky for me. I have a birthday coming up plus Valentine's day comes right before it.  So you know right away if your valentine never gets you anything good you can forget your birthday.   It like when one domino falls down the rest goes with it.


I'm pretty much love black, very sparkly or sexy sliver lingerie. But since it's February. I'm thinking I'll stick with Red.  I'm going red-hot all month. 


I am going to be so hot this month. You might get burnt if you touch me ~~ meow


Happy Tuesday  xxoo
 

Dear Diary,

I have been having the most bizarre dreams lately, One of the dreams I actually had a baby. I was so freaked when I woke up I wanted to take a pregnancy test to easy my mind. I have nothing against kids, I just not having them any time soon.  Dreams like that give me excuse to find myself in a bottle of chocolate vodka tonight.

I recently met a friend's new girlfriend. Right away I did not like her and I get along with everyone. Her large pocketbook must have been weighing down her personality. I wanted to jam her cell phone down her throat. So when he asked me what I thought. My first instinct was to say oh she is nice -good luck with that relationship. But I went with my second thought. I said honestly she is a bitch and when your tired of fucking her let me know.
 
At first he just stood there with a blank face, then we both started laughing until it hurt. It's really not my style to comment on other peoples relationships. But sometimes you have to just have to tell it like it is.

Speaking of telling people like it is, I had this other odd dream that I told a different friend that I wanted to be in a relationship with him. No it's not the same guy I just said I hated his girlfriend. But the dream was like a bad soap opera love story. I could never picture myself telling some guy I want to be his girlfriend. I make the guys come to me, that is how it's done my world.

So I'm not going to take this as a sign of anything that I am dreaming of babies and boyfriends. I am going to
go back to dreaming about sexy threesomes and spankings in boy shorts.


Happy Weekend All ox


PS-- GO PATRIOTS !