Dear Diary..

Every year I spend to much time of making lists of new year resolutions. I never keep of them. So this year I made no list.  So that put's me ahead of the game for 2015

God only knows I love a good party, but the countdown on New Year's Eve reminds me the dreaded premature ejaculation.  It's a big build up and then just bang it's over. I say why celebrate one night when you should celebrate every day.

I got to know so many wonderful people this year and can't thank you enough for being a part of my life. I will a blow you a KISS at midnight so make sure you catch it.

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

 

Dear Diary....

 

Today is far to quiet, I feel like it might be the perfect day to start acting like it's Christmas season.  I'm not putting up a Christmas tree yet.  But I finally put lights up outside, so Santa knows to cum to my house.  I will finish my wish list for Santa.  No doubt I'm the kinda of bad girl, I can be sure I'm a good girl on his list.

I also start buying some Christmas gifts. I went online shopping to kick start my ho-ho-ho spirit -- then I found the perfect new underwear for me -Mistletoe underwear.

Now if that doesn't send the clear message on what direction his mouth will head after a kissing me hello under the mistletoe. 

One of my biggest turn's on is his mouth. It starts with what he says to me then how he is going to use that mouth to please me.

So maybe the holiday's are starting to warm up my heart like in the movie the Grinch. His heart started growing three times it's size.  I am either ready for the holidays or maybe I am horny...

Love K ox

Dear Diary...

I love watching a men's face when I give them that dirty sexy look as I catch them the checking me out.

I went to dinner the other night this bored married guy sitting with his wife watch me all night. When his wife left the table. I purposely gave him a wink,sly dirty smile and bent over to give him a good show. I love being a cock tease. His face was etched in my mind all night.

I am spending the weekend enjoying cocktail at parties and holiday shopping.  Let's hope the cock-tail parties bring out some tail for me.

Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary...

 

I rather get stuffed then have Thanksgiving. I'm very thankful and close to my family and friends.  But I do that year round I don't need a holiday to remind myself to be thankful
 
People act like they never had turkey or watched football before. With all this talk of black Friday its like Thanksgiving is the day you plan out all the stores you're going to hit over the course of the next few days.   Now people just leave turkey dinner to get in line for the flat screen TV and hottest toys items. 

Speaking of shopping went online shopping today find some sizzling hot heels but ended up looking at sex toys. I guess they go pretty much go together.

Still have not found a new toy or the perfect shoes yet. I figured when I find both I will wear my heels in bed to break them both in!

  I'd be more then thankful when I find them !

 

Happy Thanksgiving, K ox

 

Dear Diary,

 

I went to the eye doctor this morning. The eye doctor says to me, you should really leave the lights on. I think he is talking about sex. He is talking about when I use the computer. He then says I should use bigger. I wanted to say big is the only way I go. but he was talking about computer screens.

I think maybe my doctor figured out  I'm a dirty girl. He could see the slight smile on my face when he was talking. I'm glad my doctor suggest I should go big and leave the lights on.

I always do what my doctor says--  now it's going to be a good week

 

-Kat ox

Happy Trick or Treat day !

Before the first kid knocks on the door today !

I can't stand when kids are to old for trick or treating, if you can drive a car you should not be collecting candy !

I also hate when kids come to the door in regular clothes and a bag. What is that ??

Parents now drive kids around on Halloween to each street and let them out. Hello when I was 10, I would run 15 blocks with a bedroom pillow case.
I also just love when they say can my sister have some, she is down on the street. Sorry if your sister can't walk up she really should not get any candy.

People whom give kids apples and chips, first of all the kids don't want that stuff. It will smash to bits when it's in bucket or a pillow case.

Single fathers whom make small talk at the door. One guy last year gave me his phone number after I gave his little daughter Skittles candy. I wonder if he gave his number and address to the people next store. They give out full size candy bars.

Last but not least, don't give crappy candy. Get the very best kinds. Remember when you would trade candy to get the Resses peanut cup with friends. Sorry you can't trade with lollipops.


Be safe and have a Happy Halloween !

Dear Diary

My Mind is racing today so I will just vent up and get it all before I go wear myself out with the Hitachi magic wand. I could use good release

I really can't stand woman who try's on clothes at stores. Then come out to get approval from a boyfriend or husband. Seriously get a life, if you can't pick out a shirt at the mall. Please stay home. I would also never date the guy whom stands outside and waits. I want to slap your face and tell you to wake up.

So everyone knows what pajamas are, I am telling you, please don't wear them to the supermarket or the bank. How lazy can you be to wear them with boots and flip flops. If your not going to bed or to a hospital. Why not get dressed before going out of the house.

Why is that I always see people having sex in cars in porn. They always seem to fit with no problem, I have actually never have sex in a cars cause I like room to move around. I rather fuck in a limo.

I saw this commercial for a new pill that makes your cock last longer and increase size. I don't care if your a porn star or pizza delivery guy. You should take this pill and tell me if it works. Every girl loves longer and harder. I should buy stock in the company and get all my clients to buy the stuff.

So I addicted to playing Wii, I love it. I feel like I am very good at all the games. I think they should come with some dirty games for adults. How funny would it be learning to jack a cock using the Wii controllers.


Enjoy your Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

We already learned I love lip gloss lips. But what I have learned one thing about kissing recently.

I am truly disappointed if your a bad kisser. I will probably kick you to the curb quickly. I'm sure if people are bad kissers or just not right for the person for you to kiss. 

I guess everyone has a style of kissing they like or gets them going.  I have learned that once I start really kissing someone the next step is sex. I go from 0 to 60 in seconds. I am not saying I skip over fore play. Does anyone even call it that anymore? Sometimes a kiss is a just a kiss but for me it's get my engine roaring !

So I am about to kiss this weekend away-   Let's see how hot it gets !!

Smooch -- Kat ox

So Halloween is coming up..


Let me be clear !! I

I hate Halloween for adults, I have nothing against it for kids. I will be ranting and raving for the rest of the month. I love pumpkin seeds and halloween candy. Do I really have to get all dressed up for that ?

For so many years my friends and I did the Playboy mansion Halloween Party. Everyone came in pajamas and it was a easy costume. Plus the perks of already knowing what they look like half naked and your ready for bed the second you get home.

I am not really a dress up costume freak outside the bedroom. I rather play dirty nurse or slutty cheerleader at home. This year my friends are already pushing for a halloween party.

So now I have to dress up in something creative. I have a few weeks to find something cute and very easy to wear. Since I am dreading it, maybe I will let you pick what I should be for Halloween.

I feel like I go thru this every year ..... I guess It's better then Christmas shopping

Kat ox

Dear Diary. Just got a pair of shoes I ordered in the mail and this is the first thing that popped in to my head.     As much as I like a guy to push me down and tell me he owns me. He can tell me he's going to use me any way he wants. But beware two can play this game.  I also have a demanding side myself.  Once I put on the right heels or boots for a man to just worship the ground I walk on. I click into aggressive little minx. I am turned on just making a man crumble at my feet for attention. You have to let him know who is in charge. Drag him around in a dog collar or make him pay to cum with his wallet. Spending his money while he's is blowing a load. I am not the kind of girl who just loves pets but watching a man do anything for me is the kind of pet this girl could get used to having.    - Love Kat ox --

Dear Diary.....

Are you ready for some Football ?

Tailgating is one of the best places to meet someone. I have to say it's its better then any bar or supermarket. Most people who go tailgating are just looking for a good time. They show up in a a great mood which just accelerates as cocktails, food and fun just pumps up the day.

My friends and I make keep a running count of how many phone numbers our friends get when tailgating. Tailgating is like a game show. You bring a friend who is the best host. Add in some great "game" players and the tailgate is your audience. In my world, survey says-- this is going to be a good day!

 

Something about the game of football just turns my sex drive in to a touchdown.   Maybe its all that tackling,  god only knows I like a good hit from behind.   

 

I think they should sell edible panties with sports logo's on them. I am pretty sure it would be a huge sell.  Nothing like going down to celebrate !!

 

Go Pats --  Kat oxox

 

 

 

 

Dear Diary...

did you miss me?

Everyone's doing it?

Do you really think people have sex as much as they say they do ?

I am very honest about my sex life. It's odd people lie about their sex life's. They lie about how many partners - They lie about how big your cock is - They lie on how long they last in the sack ! Do you think we lie because we are afraid to be honest. Yes I have to admit, not everyone is a porn star.

Do you think it makes you cool if you have a higher number of sex partners then others. I wont lie if you tell me you only slept with one person your whole life, I might think your lying or strange. Maybe I should be saying WOW, that is great you found that person right away.

Why do people think if you have a phone sex line that your lining men up around the corner. Just sucking dick of every guy like a fantasy football team. Yes I can understand the fantasy of all of the hot times. But I like being a regular girl with a dirty mouth and a fun time.

Just like High School, you will find the class president, the drama queen and cheerleader. You just grow older and new roles happen.

 But I can tell you one thing, Everyone was not doing it then and everyone is not doing it now.

Dear Diary...

Woo-hoo it's almost the weekend.  Watch out world-- I am in a primal mood. My sexuality is bursting at the seams.

I feel like everything keeps triggering me in to over drive.  I can't even eat a dish of ice cream without my mouth and mind wandering. I've could have a world record of porn watching this week.

Every image in my mind I am ripping off his shirt or begging him for more

Maybe I will go on a prowl, my bedroom might be like a crime scene in the morning.  I'll have a chalk outline of an unsuspecting  victim.  I at least will already have the hand cuffs

Get Dirty -- oxox

Dear Diary,
 

When porn films show pizza delivery guys, doctors and police officers just say nothing but one lame ass pick up line and girls just fall all over them. 

Fall all over is not the best word. I should say bend right over. I  wonder who even writes this stuff. Maybe I need to order a pizza and see if he asks if I want extra sausage.

What made me even think of classic pick up lines, While I was out last week.  I thought this guy just wanted to buy me a drink.

But his opening line was "Did I have plans for the rest of life" I guess he wanted more then me to bend over his bed he wanted happily ever after. 

At first, I was flattered then I found it a tad creepy. Maybe I should have said let's hop a plane to Vegas and just blown his mind.  But I think he had was hoping to be blown.

Just something about summer lovin, but in this case he got nothing !!

 

Dear Diary

 

For the love of Birth control, It's funny I am all for not having a baby right now in my life. But why is that when your in the heat in the moment you can't bring up protection. I know it kills the mood.

 

Would you rather have dirty hot sex with someone then ask to make sure your both safe. I know I am guilty of this crime. No worry you only get a nine month sentence when you're not careful.

Why do we risk a nine months pregnancy and life time of child raising over a five minute conversation on a condom.  Is it that hard to ask someone to cover up. Even after watching all the after school specials and lifetime movies. I still might take a risk in the sack and just make them "pull out" in time

Now they have what's call the morning after pill, that sounds like something I would take after a hangover. Can you image just keeping a bottle of morning after pills with the aspirin. I think that would give a whole new meaning to taking pills.

 

So cover up and let it sizzle !

 

Happy Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary....

 

Well I am shocked, just very shocked..

I am almost speechless and for a phone girl, that is pretty hard to do. I usually have so much to say !!

Lately my friends and I have been talking about how many sexual partners each of us had over the years. I am just floored that the numbers are lower compared to mine.

Mine was not the highest of my group of friends. BUT WOW.. I was shocked maybe cause I thought I was  average for my group of friends.  But I was on the middle to high group. I had more sex them most of my friends.

At first, I was like did we not all go to the same college?, My god what happen did you strike out every time we went to the same events.  Did you not hook up when we just to Vegas last time. I must have missed something I just swear to god I thought you might all be more active.

So I leave you with this, maybe your friends are not having as much sex as you. Maybe you just think your friends are getting laid. But I guess you have no idea what happens behind closed doors.

Happy Hump Day --Kat ox

 

Dear Diary...

Have you ever just seen a person from across the room and sparks fly. Your wondering what it's like to taste a hot kiss. How you picture yourself just ripping clothes off. You start to calcuate how you begin a conversation with them. Your connect with them in no words but long moments of desire.

I went to the movies today and was sitting across the aisle from this man. Our eyes locked once I sat down. I could feel the heat from my seat. I sense he watched me more then the movie. His sly shy smile almost made me want to talk out loud in the theather. But I kept my quiet and my mind often wondered to his thoughts

As we exited the movies in slightly darken theater with our friends in tow, he gave me his business card. We never never spoke a word, our friends never aware of the connection. So I wonder when or if I call him do I just say I am the girl from the movies.

He never got my name...

Dear Diary..

Talk a little -- Talk a lot ...

I have the love of conversation. I am sure I could talk for hours on any subject. I am so very good at communicating my words. But why is it a struggle when I write a blog. At times, I second guess my topics and re write my thoughts. I wonder if I am being judged for writing what most people wish they could express.

I never found myself like other girls. I always have a ton of girlfriends and guy friends. People often commented, I had a ton of guy friends because they want to sleep with me. As much as that could be true. I have always found that I had wonderful friendships with them. I always found them so protective for me. My entire life I felt I could relate to men.

The world is obsessed with love, sex and money. I would say I am among the obsessed. I spent some of my life confusing the real meaning of all three. I slept with the wrong guys. I love my family. I spent to much money. It took me alot of growing up to know that sex and love are not the same thing. If you cheat, you are cheater. I don't go it was just meaningless sex. If you truly loved that person you would not have cheated. In life people make mistakes and your lucky if your forgiven. Sometimes its harder to forgive yourself.

We live in a world that gets faster and faster. So being a phone sex girl, sometimes I get away from every day life in getting to know my clients. In writing this blog I leave a little window open on my life. Even I sometimes wonder how we all get through the day

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...


So last Saturday was suppose to be a typical family wedding.  You know dancing with my family and stuffing myself with cocktails and cake.   

I have always had a crush on my cousin's friend Husband.   He and I always talk at parties. He is perfectly my type except the fact he is married,  has two kids and I'm also friends with them.

So I've always walked a thin line with him and I never would even think to ask if he felt the same way.

Well when standing at the bar at the family wedding among the loud DJ music and cocktail drinking.   We start talking about random stuff.    He says "Don't be to surprised if you found me texting you late at night."

His words still play over my mind over and over.  It was like the wedding was in the background and it's all I can hear is that one line.  

I could have just let drunken talk happen and carry on like I never heard it.  But I am not sure If I can.
 
So I am just one text away from setting off what seems to be a sexual time bomb.  

Now the question is do I hit send on this text 

Love Kat ox


  



 

Working on this blog problems and fixing the feed ..

 

Don't worry this Kitty is not going any place

 

love Kat ox

 

 

if you think you can help-- email me madamkittys@yahoo.com

Dear Diary..

I hate when a guy starts reminding me of Mc Donald's. I know it's so bad for me, But I just can't get enough.

I tell myself to stay away, but it only lasts so long then I pounce on it like a fat kid on chocolate cake. Something about guys who know how to push my buttons.  I feast on it like a happy meal.

When I am eating and drinking at places and I know guys are watching. My mouth is for more then just dirty talk.  I use my tongue and mouth in every bite. I eat very slow and tasting food off my fingers.  I look right at them with every bite and sexy swallow of my cocktails.

I saw this miserable married guy at the table next to me the other night.  Man did I give him something to think about it.  I saw him put a napkin in his lap to cover it up.  I was just turned on knowing he wanted more.  I am sure his wife was wondering why he was so happy at dinner.   If she only knew !

Sometimes it's feast or famine--  Have a good week !

K oxox

Dear Diary..

Do you remember when you used to dry hump or grind as part of your sexual hook up.  Back then maybe that's all you even got on a date !

How hot it would get when your all dressed and pressed against each other.   Maybe you're orgasm would come from increased friction. Just thinking of how much you would almost wrestle to get in hotter more tighter position to grind.

Now I tend to get naked a tad bit faster and dry hump a little less.  Now I just put out !

Maybe I'll bring the dry hump back and see how long he can last!

Happy Friday-- Grind it !

Dear Diary..

Happy Thursday !!!

The first thing that comes to mind when I woke up in this warm weather.  It's time for a Brazilian wax,   Sometimes I like to have a very tiny fur coat for winter. You gotta keep that kitty warm ! 

Now my Kitty needs some air conditioning for summer.   I find it funny how guys are so opinionated on how a woman should groom herself.  I really never met a guy in the heat of the moment, asking if I just went waxing.

Something about hot weather brings on the beast in people. I have to tell you I love the fun summer time. But please give me cold air anytime of the day.  Maybe I should have sex on a block of ice.   Now that is something I have not done before !

Keep Cool-- Kit-Kat oxox

Dear Diary..

 

I'm a girl who likes to be on top of stuff,  but I don't like to be on top. 

 

You heard me,  It's a sexual position that does nothing for me.  Maybe cause I don't have an orgasm.  I can't even watch it in porn to get turned on. 

 

But I am a fan of the Reverse cowgirl maybe that's because I like it when I get a spanking.

 

I often joke, I do bad things just for the spanking.  God only knows if that was true I'd be bad all day long.  Something about a hot red mark just heats me up.

 

So I'll leave the top to others and just keep ass slapping sex for myself.

 

oxox- Kat

Dear Diary.

There is nothing more exhilarating them sexually trusting someone so much you can tell them your deep sexual desires. 

I'm not sure I could explain this feeling in words  but I can tell you it makes my panties sticky to me with just one thought. 

Just telling them you love your hair pulled harder.  Or you can whisper you want to go down on them in at a party so you find a secret spot this take him.  

The hot fun is endless  -- I'm going to have hot dirty day !

Love Kat ox

 

 

Thinking of everyone in Boston today -- glad to be with so many people who believe in Boston Strong

My thoughts and prayers are with everyone that suffered such loss last year on Marathon Monday. 

Be Strong  - Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

 Happy Friday-- This week just went so fast, I am so ready for this weekend. My friends get all drunk and blame drinking for acting like a slut. Sorry no matter how much vodka I'm drinking I know when cock hits my face. It's not like your waking along and you fall on dick. It's okay to just go out and let loose. But embrace your sexual self. 

I am going to a party this weekend and my college ex boyfriend will also be there. The only thing I miss about him was he could kiss me until I  had wet panties. He was beyond good with his mouth. I might have to give him a kiss goodnight or see if his mouth works wonders still.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

So you are feeling a little mad or just crazed. There is such a thing as playful rough sex without going to the hospital. I for one like a little aggressive sex.  Give yourself a full mind and body work out.

Toss your partner around, pull some hair, slap that ass and just make yourself feel it.  Nothing more exhilarating then just going for and begging for satisfaction.  You really can make this fun or just fast furious fuck fest.

I always hear people say they use a safe word during sex in case someone wants to stop.   Trust me If I was not having a good time.  My partner would not need a safe word. He would never get laid again if he can't tell how I am reacting to pleasure and pain.

I'm so ready for the weekend -- Bring it on !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary ...

March Madness just gives me a reason to add a little more madness to my life. Something about teams in brackets just rev my engines. It's the only time I watch basketball. 

I even get pissed when teams I'd never root for before screw up my brackets.  I am sure I am just like everyone else who thinks they know everything about college hoops for a few weeks a year.

I'm so ready for other weekend.  I'm going to find myself in many martini's and all kinds of shenanigans. I feel like I've been such a good girl lately. I need some crazy nights out and bring back my kat-licious ways

It could be a crazy week, its only Monday and I am ready for Friday.   

They say Spring has sprung but I'm going to put the madness in to March


-- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Spank My Shamrock could pretty much sum up this past weekend for me. I celebrated being Irish and my party lives on today.   I loved all the green drinks. Let's be real, I pretty much could have turn myself in to a dirty leprechaun.

I was out shopping the other day and saw glow in the dark condoms. Talk about helpful if you might be a tad tipsy. You could follow the light. Might be a downfall for small cocks. You might hear I can't see the light. I will have to try them out and see if they help my orgasm glow.

Erin Go Braless and Happy St. Patrick's Day

Love Kat ox

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Dear Diary...

I am weekend ready already !! -- I have my inner kitty as my sexy weapon.  --Meow

 I know when to flip my hair or brush it from my face every so lightly.   I use my eyes to tell the story knowing your just waiting for my words.  I am going to find some fun this weekend. I am so ready for it !  Watch out this kitty is on the loose.

I saw this glittery corset that ties up the back with thick party type ribbon. To me that sounds like one gift, I might have to get myself.  I would be like a birthday gift just waiting to be opened.

My birthday is coming up this Saturday-- maybe I should I should start the party now.

-- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Wow this week just got away from me.  How is it Sunday already. It's like waking up from a hook up and asking what happen.  No idea where is this week went !

I am going to a wedding reception this upcoming weekend. The couple already got hitched, but they are having a big bash. Do I bring a date or find a date there.  It's reminds me of the wedding saying  "something old, something new or something blue"  I could bring the old stand by date or get someone new.  Blue could go for blue balls or me if I don't meet someone.

Something about wedding's bring out lust in people. We could blame the wedding cake, but my guess it's the cocktails.  The cocktails and wedding "love" fuel the desire that love is grand.

I remember one wedding when the groom's best-man and I hooked up in the honeymoon suite when decorating it. We would have gotten away with it if he had not left his bow-tie under the fancy comforter after we remade the bed.

So to happily ever after and hot hookup's. We will see what happens!

Love K ox

Dear Diary

Yesterday while at the gym, some guy walked right up to me and asked for phone number. I like a man who see's something he likes and just goes after it. I would have loved dating a cave man as he dragged me back by my hair to his cave for sex.

As much as I like to turn the tables in the bedroom. I like a guy who knows what he wants and can get it done without turning me off.

Sex comes in all speeds and god only knows I like a quickly on the kitchen table or bathroom sink.. But I'm most turned on when I can cock tease them all night before they are begging to blow a load.

Bring me a man who can play the game with me I might make him my Valentine.

ooxx- K

Dear Diary

I always laugh when guys make a big deal about girls at a strip club. Honestly I never saw why it's a huge deal. It's not like I we don't have the same body parts. I can see how it's hot watching two girls together.

I loved my first lap dance. Her name was "Petal" and she works me over. When she touched my face I wanted to jut kiss her. I got hooked right away. Since then,  I have always find it so hot to give a sexy hot grinding lap dance.

It's takes practice to perfect the grind.  I always found the best way to perfect my lap dance. I

put on sexy music and use a chair.

When my date least expects it I then turn on my talents and gives his lap a grind. To real spice it up I tie him

to the chair

Oh I am ready for the weekend -- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary

I woke up in a scandalous mood today.. that always a bonus for all the trouble I can find now !!

Maybe it was all the hot porn I watched last night before bed. I love seeing all the different sexual positions. No matter how many I watched, just give me ass up and face down with my tits pressed to the bed. It's always my absolutely favorite. I noticed that a lot of porn don't have good dirty talk. I don’t mean that fake dirty talk they do in porn like they never had sex before. I mean real dirty talk that makes you just ticks and turns you on.

I really think dirty talk has to be natural, you don’t have to go over the top. Just be real and speak from your body's needs and desires. It's your time to get what you really want in bed and just let it all go. If you want his hands on your ass, tell him or just grab his hand and spank your ass. 

I might need a spanking now, to bad spanking myself is never hard enough 

Kat ox