Dear Dairy,

Good thing school is going back, because I have been such a slacker lately in life.  I should get a wooden ruler over my ass in school girl skirt.  Funny thing is I'm out of school already for years. But the idea is such a turn on and it might get me going now.

I have to admit this summer has not been as sizzling as I would liked.  Thank God for Football season. For some reason that is my favorite time of year.   I am already ready for tailgating and some weekend tackles.

I found out recently a friend of my close friend is getting married to a guy that my friend is fuck buddies with for the last year,   Wow...that is a mouth full in deed.   I'm so looking forward to the wedding in October.   Maybe I should just bring my friend as my date and see if the groom has a heart failure at the church,  It's a very small world.  Before you put your dick in someone you might want to find out if got any close connections.
I have no plans of blowing up this little fuckfest and ruin anyone's day. I am suppose to see everyone at a party on Friday night.  I might have to have a few martini's and hint around to the groom.  I love to see a little madness to spice up the rest of the summer,

 

Here's to adding more sizzle to your weekends,   Kat ox

So Halloween is coming up..


Let me be clear !! I

I hate Halloween for adults, I have nothing against it for kids. I will be ranting and raving for the rest of the month. I love pumpkin seeds and halloween candy. Do I really have to get all dressed up for that ?

For so many years my friends and I did the Playboy mansion Halloween Party. Everyone came in pajamas and it was a easy costume. Plus the perks of already knowing what they look like half naked and your ready for bed the second you get home.

I am not really a dress up costume freak outside the bedroom. I rather play dirty nurse or slutty cheerleader at home. This year my friends are already pushing for a halloween party.

So now I have to dress up in something creative. I have a few weeks to find something cute and very easy to wear. Since I am dreading it, maybe I will let you pick what I should be for Halloween.

I feel like I go thru this every year ..... I guess It's better then Christmas shopping

Kat ox

 

Dear Diary

 

For the love of Birth control, It's funny I am all for not having a baby right now in my life. But why is that when your in the heat in the moment you can't bring up protection. I know it kills the mood.

 

Would you rather have dirty hot sex with someone then ask to make sure your both safe. I know I am guilty of this crime. No worry you only get a nine month sentence when you're not careful.

Why do we risk a nine months pregnancy and life time of child raising over a five minute conversation on a condom.  Is it that hard to ask someone to cover up. Even after watching all the after school specials and lifetime movies. I still might take a risk in the sack and just make them "pull out" in time

Now they have what's call the morning after pill, that sounds like something I would take after a hangover. Can you image just keeping a bottle of morning after pills with the aspirin. I think that would give a whole new meaning to taking pills.

 

So cover up and let it sizzle !

 

Happy Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary....

 

Well I am shocked, just very shocked..

I am almost speechless and for a phone girl, that is pretty hard to do. I usually have so much to say !!

Lately my friends and I have been talking about how many sexual partners each of us had over the years. I am just floored that the numbers are lower compared to mine.

Mine was not the highest of my group of friends. BUT WOW.. I was shocked maybe cause I thought I was  average for my group of friends.  But I was on the middle to high group. I had more sex them most of my friends.

At first, I was like did we not all go to the same college?, My god what happen did you strike out every time we went to the same events.  Did you not hook up when we just to Vegas last time. I must have missed something I just swear to god I thought you might all be more active.

So I leave you with this, maybe your friends are not having as much sex as you. Maybe you just think your friends are getting laid. But I guess you have no idea what happens behind closed doors.

Happy Hump Day --Kat ox

 

Dear Diary...

Have you ever just seen a person from across the room and sparks fly. Your wondering what it's like to taste a hot kiss. How you picture yourself just ripping clothes off. You start to calcuate how you begin a conversation with them. Your connect with them in no words but long moments of desire.

I went to the movies today and was sitting across the aisle from this man. Our eyes locked once I sat down. I could feel the heat from my seat. I sense he watched me more then the movie. His sly shy smile almost made me want to talk out loud in the theather. But I kept my quiet and my mind often wondered to his thoughts

As we exited the movies in slightly darken theater with our friends in tow, he gave me his business card. We never never spoke a word, our friends never aware of the connection. So I wonder when or if I call him do I just say I am the girl from the movies.

He never got my name...

Dear Diary...


So last Saturday was suppose to be a typical family wedding.  You know dancing with my family and stuffing myself with cocktails and cake.   

I have always had a crush on my cousin's friend Husband.   He and I always talk at parties. He is perfectly my type except the fact he is married,  has two kids and I'm also friends with them.

So I've always walked a thin line with him and I never would even think to ask if he felt the same way.

Well when standing at the bar at the family wedding among the loud DJ music and cocktail drinking.   We start talking about random stuff.    He says "Don't be to surprised if you found me texting you late at night."

His words still play over my mind over and over.  It was like the wedding was in the background and it's all I can hear is that one line.  

I could have just let drunken talk happen and carry on like I never heard it.  But I am not sure If I can.
 
So I am just one text away from setting off what seems to be a sexual time bomb.  

Now the question is do I hit send on this text 

Love Kat ox


  



 

Dear Diary

Yesterday while at the gym, some guy walked right up to me and asked for phone number. I like a man who see's something he likes and just goes after it. I would have loved dating a cave man as he dragged me back by my hair to his cave for sex.

As much as I like to turn the tables in the bedroom. I like a guy who knows what he wants and can get it done without turning me off.

Sex comes in all speeds and god only knows I like a quickly on the kitchen table or bathroom sink.. But I'm most turned on when I can cock tease them all night before they are begging to blow a load.

Bring me a man who can play the game with me I might make him my Valentine.

ooxx- K

Dear Diary ..

I'm skipping Halloween this year, so no parties, slutty costumes and snack sized candy.

I gave out candy tonight and flirted with single dad's as I dropped sweet treats in candy bags.

I love dressing up but I'm more turned on in white latex naughty nurse or dirty school girl in the bedroom.

I have to admit I will miss my peanut butter cups

But tonight I'm going to be the trick and the treat.

Happy Halloween

Love Kat ox

 

Dear Diary..

So I've been going to the gym for a month.  Let me be clear my idea of working out used to be dancing with cocktails on Friday night.  Then dunking my chicken fingers in dipping sauce.  It was one hell of a work out.

So the first few times at the gym I just went and did my thing. I'd come home exhausted.

Then a hot girl started flirting with me.  She ended up being a little prude because once I started putting my moves on her,  she now just flashes a shy smile and works out.   If you can't handle it don't start it

So I started running on the treadmill the last few days I noticed the same guy run's next to me. He runs to impress me, you would think he was about to win a marathon tonight.  

He needs a clue,  impressing me would be bending me over in the parking lot of the gym. Because nothing turns me on like being taken in the heat of the moment

So now when I go to the gym I check out everyone  It just fuels me and my sexual appetite.

Now that's why I work out !!

--K oxox

Dear Diary...

I love this time of year - Are you ready for some football.!!

Football brings out the sassy beast in me. Maybe it's all the tackling and hard hits. Just the way I like it in bed. Give me a man who can call the right play and watch for a dirty touchdown.

Let's not forget tailgating is the best place to meet people. The vibe alone makes me ready for end zone action.

I once had such hot sex at a football tailgate. I was so turned on thinking of how many guys walking by the SUV might be seeing my hands pressed up to the tinted windows. I should have been called for unnecessary roughness.
 
How many days till the Superbowl ?

Dear Diary..

Am I the only person who can just see a person and know I want to kiss them. One glance and I just want to kiss you.

Something about a kiss says so much about a person. How such a simple moment can turn you on or off. You can fall head over heels in a passionate lip lock. 

First impression are always important but the first kiss is like peek in to your sexuality.

If you kiss like a shaggy dog in heat with slobbering wetness. I think you need to control yourself. Kissing is about control, You need to know when to be sexy, aggressive or soft.

Once I heard the saying I want to kiss you until your panties are wet. Now that is my kind of kiss.

 

Find a Kiss this Weekend

 

Dear Diary....

I feel like winter came early -- Damm it's a tit nippy the last few days.  I can least wait till after Halloween to drag out the winter clothes. Mittens are only sexy if it's the only thing your wearing.

My friend Karen just called me and was wondering what should she should text a guy for a bootie call. I told her guys are simple just  text  SEX??   Trust me that should work and if not he's not bright enough for her anyways. Sometimes you gotta ask for what you want without sounding like a bad porn.

If a guy even thinks to bootie call me, he better call cause text messages to me are like hand jobs -- pointless

Bootie up everyone it's Friday