Dear Diary

That bitch Cinderella ruined it for the rest of us ladies. Screw the glass slipper. Last night my feet killed me from high heels all weekend.. 

 After  many Christmas parties and holiday shopping this weekend I wanted to start crawling like a baby. That might be kinky if I had a collar

All my martini's this weekend had candy canes, lollipops and fruit on the rim. As I said to my girlfriend Suzie, I must have an oral  fixation. The bartender must have heard me cause he gave us the drinks for free. I might have to use that line again licking my dirty girl martini lollipop.

Just put the HO in the holiday's - Kat

Happy Trick or Treat day !

Before the first kid knocks on the door today !

I can't stand when kids are to old for trick or treating, if you can drive a car you should not be collecting candy !

I also hate when kids come to the door in regular clothes and a bag. What is that ??

Parents now drive kids around on Halloween to each street and let them out. Hello when I was 10, I would run 15 blocks with a bedroom pillow case.
I also just love when they say can my sister have some, she is down on the street. Sorry if your sister can't walk up she really should not get any candy.

People whom give kids apples and chips, first of all the kids don't want that stuff. It will smash to bits when it's in bucket or a pillow case.

Single fathers whom make small talk at the door. One guy last year gave me his phone number after I gave his little daughter Skittles candy. I wonder if he gave his number and address to the people next store. They give out full size candy bars.

Last but not least, don't give crappy candy. Get the very best kinds. Remember when you would trade candy to get the Resses peanut cup with friends. Sorry you can't trade with lollipops.


Be safe and have a Happy Halloween !

So Halloween is coming up..


Let me be clear !! I

I hate Halloween for adults, I have nothing against it for kids. I will be ranting and raving for the rest of the month. I love pumpkin seeds and halloween candy. Do I really have to get all dressed up for that ?

For so many years my friends and I did the Playboy mansion Halloween Party. Everyone came in pajamas and it was a easy costume. Plus the perks of already knowing what they look like half naked and your ready for bed the second you get home.

I am not really a dress up costume freak outside the bedroom. I rather play dirty nurse or slutty cheerleader at home. This year my friends are already pushing for a halloween party.

So now I have to dress up in something creative. I have a few weeks to find something cute and very easy to wear. Since I am dreading it, maybe I will let you pick what I should be for Halloween.

I feel like I go thru this every year ..... I guess It's better then Christmas shopping

Kat ox