Dear Diary

That bitch Cinderella ruined it for the rest of us ladies. Screw the glass slipper. Last night my feet killed me from high heels all weekend.. 

 After  many Christmas parties and holiday shopping this weekend I wanted to start crawling like a baby. That might be kinky if I had a collar

All my martini's this weekend had candy canes, lollipops and fruit on the rim. As I said to my girlfriend Suzie, I must have an oral  fixation. The bartender must have heard me cause he gave us the drinks for free. I might have to use that line again licking my dirty girl martini lollipop.

Just put the HO in the holiday's - Kat

Dear Diary..
 

 I am not even sure what happen to November.  I better spice things up in December. 

I can't believe I'm going to say this cause, I am so fond of the Grinch who stole Christmas.  But let's bring on the mistletoe. I could use a holly jolly good time. We can skip the snow and two turtle doves,  Well on the other hand that might be one hell of threesome.

I am pretty sure I am on the naughty list. But Santa has always cums before he leaves my house.

So last tonight, I went to bed with sugar plums dancing in my head and waking up to some Christmas spirit. 

Someone better be ready to fill my stocking.


xox-- K

Miss Me ?

I've been busier then Santa's elf lately, but I don't have that holly jolly spirit.

Maybe I should go sit on Santa's Lap at the mall. My guess he might get a tad turned on when I sit on his lap.  I will tell him I really can't think of one sex toy I want for Christmas.

I have Hitachi magic wand. I've never found anything with as much power. That toy is beyond magical.  now that is what I call a Christmas miracle.

Now if Santa wants good girls every year he should give out that sex toy. You would  have no time to go out and play with that sex toy between your legs.

Happy Shopping!!