Dear Diary...

I watched the Oscars Sunday night. The first thing I thought of was If I had won an Oscar, I would use my statue as a sex toy.  Now that would give me orgasmic night.  I have a thing for bigger things.

You know I like big, I got one of the best Pump Up Rubber sex toy. It just doubles in girth! It's like fucking yourself with many dicks in one night. You can use so many sizes with the pump. Talk about giving yourself a gang bang.

Sometimes it's all about size but if you don't know how to use it then time to perfect the motion.

- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox