Dear Diary..

I am just waiting for the New Year's Eve.  I am going to toast to a new year and toss you all a kiss at midnight.  

I always find New Years Eve to be a dirty holiday. Since most people going out just want to send out the year with a bang.   Watch who you bring home on New Years Eve, its a bad way to kick things off in the morning in a new year.

I am having a house party this year and should be a great time.  Looking forward to spending time with friends and getting crazy.  Plus how easy if I want to hook up since my bedroom is just upstairs.

I have to start making my New Year's Resolutions,  Besides being a dirty kitty, I should really make some goals this upcoming year.  I find no matter what I pick to change, I usually forget what I was doing by early March.  I was thinking of having a goal of getting out of my bed earlier every day. But honestly I can't image any guy wants me to stick to that !

Be Safe and Happy New Year -- Kat

Dear Diary,

I usually like holiday season a little, but I might be at my breaking point of hearing about people holiday cheer.  I could jump in bed and sleep till 2014.  

Maybe I will just put sex on my mind to block out the Christmas countdown, Holiday songs and wrapping presents. 

Let's not forget how much I still have to do.   I guess I rather wear red panties and just watch porn on my iphone.

Ho it up this week it might be the best ho ho ho you get this season.

Kat ox

Dear Diary..
 

 I am not even sure what happen to November.  I better spice things up in December. 

I can't believe I'm going to say this cause, I am so fond of the Grinch who stole Christmas.  But let's bring on the mistletoe. I could use a holly jolly good time. We can skip the snow and two turtle doves,  Well on the other hand that might be one hell of threesome.

I am pretty sure I am on the naughty list. But Santa has always cums before he leaves my house.

So last tonight, I went to bed with sugar plums dancing in my head and waking up to some Christmas spirit. 

Someone better be ready to fill my stocking.


xox-- K

Dear Diary...
 

Just my Friday ramble to end this crazy week!

I love when I am watching a show or a movie and the girl shows up wearing nothing but a raincoat. Sometimes she is wearing nothing other times with sexy lingerie. It got me thinking I have never rocked a rain coat in that matter. I tend to wear lingerie under my outfit. I am in search now for the perfect raincoat for delivering myself to the front door. I have no need rainy weather, but I am sure that it's going to make me wet.
 

I feel like weeks are going by so fast and I can't keep up lately. So I been working on doing nothing. It's hard not to do anything when iphone porn and word with friends games is just a click away. So I'm not sure I can lay alone and do nothing in bed for hours. But I will give it a try.  I don't really recall the last time I did nothing for hours.

My friends and I are debating dirty talk lately. I am natural at dirty talk it's just a talent. But people often ask me how to be better at it, it's all timing, topic and tone. Sometimes you can say the most simple subject and make yourself seem ready to bent over the table. I would say some people try to hard at it and it then sounds forced. Maybe I should be giving a class on dirty talk 101. Break out my school girl skirt and teach the world.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Please tell me I am not the only one who is in the middle of sex and thinks of someone else or different hot sexual moment.

Sometimes I just can't help myself, I am getting my hair pulled by one guy but thinking of other. Everyone must have that one hot sexual moment that replay's in your head. It brings you to a orgasm just thinking about it.

I remember dating this guy Kenny when I was high school, He and I could kiss for hours and it was as hot as sun. I recall this one time.

I was wearing a necklace with silver catholic cross on it. He lightly grabbed the cross and pulled it slowly towards him. As my neck just got to drawn to him so he could kiss me . It was the first time my panties got wet with just one touch.  It was also the first time I knew I like to be pulled into being a bad girl

I often wonder what happen to that guy. He just had a way about him that made me just melt. He was the first guy I ever had sex with on my parents bed. Boy did that get us turned on just knowing we might get caught.  

Maybe I should really blame him, I loved being a bad girl from then on..

Happy Friday-- oxox 

Dear Diary ..

I'm skipping Halloween this year, so no parties, slutty costumes and snack sized candy.

I gave out candy tonight and flirted with single dad's as I dropped sweet treats in candy bags.

I love dressing up but I'm more turned on in white latex naughty nurse or dirty school girl in the bedroom.

I have to admit I will miss my peanut butter cups

But tonight I'm going to be the trick and the treat.

Happy Halloween

Love Kat ox

 

Dear Diary..

So I've been going to the gym for a month.  Let me be clear my idea of working out used to be dancing with cocktails on Friday night.  Then dunking my chicken fingers in dipping sauce.  It was one hell of a work out.

So the first few times at the gym I just went and did my thing. I'd come home exhausted.

Then a hot girl started flirting with me.  She ended up being a little prude because once I started putting my moves on her,  she now just flashes a shy smile and works out.   If you can't handle it don't start it

So I started running on the treadmill the last few days I noticed the same guy run's next to me. He runs to impress me, you would think he was about to win a marathon tonight.  

He needs a clue,  impressing me would be bending me over in the parking lot of the gym. Because nothing turns me on like being taken in the heat of the moment

So now when I go to the gym I check out everyone  It just fuels me and my sexual appetite.

Now that's why I work out !!

--K oxox

Dear Diary,

I have the Halloween blues, If that is even possible. But I am pretty sure I have it. I don't have a costume or even one idea yet. Maybe I will not even dress up this year and save my costumes for the bedroom.

I will give it one more shot looking for costume this week and if nothing grabs me I am just going to drink martini's and hand out candy.  Maybe I can hit on all the single dad's with kids at the front door.  Maybe I should be thinking about what to open the front door in. Now that is kind of trick or treat this girl really likes anyways

A few years ago I went as naugty Nurse for Halloween and I met a real Doctor dressed up as Doctor.  I never believed him until he gave me his business card.  Funny I would meet a gynecologist.  I guess he was going to get in to my pants one way or other.  I love when they call Halloween spooky, I just call it sexy,

Happy Monday-- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

I'm loving the fall weather, but I suffering from a summer hangover. My tan is fading and flip flops are all packed up.

At least it's time to unpack all my boots. Something about my boots brings out the forceful diva kitty in me.

Just the sound of the zipper pulling it up to my knee. It just empowers me. I can push him on his back to submit to my will. I love just slightly pushing my boot in his upper thigh making him beg for more.

Who needs Halloween when my boots are made for more then waking
 

Happy Friday

 

 

 

Dear Diary....

 

So, I've been going to the gym now for a little over two weeks.  I'm working my hot booty and checking out people at the gym.

Every time I go to the gym the same hot girl talks to me.  At first, she would just say hello.  Then she told me she loved my hair, then asked where I buy my pink yoga pants. She finds some way to talk to me every time...  it's only a matter time. 

 

I am pretty much open to hooking up with her. But I want her to work for it. So, I'm purposely looking at her when I am doing hip adductors for my inner thighs.

 

Who knew going to the gym would have so many benefits?

 

I will be working off my calories with her in the bedroom soon.

 

 

oxox-- K

 

 

Dear Diary...

You know you think of big cock too often when you go to Subway and it's the first thing you're thinking of. First of all, I should blame Subway.

The sandwich does not have enough meat inside, which then makes you think you should order double meat. The double meat brings me to cock, then I am all excited while swallowing down a foot-long double-stuffed sub. Who ever thought going to Subway would be so exciting!

I have to admit I am cock watcher. I'm always checking out a guy's crotch, and estimating how big his meat is that he's packing.

I recall this time I was expecting a large package. He had a small cock with bigger balls. It was like getting socks for a gift.

Hoping for a "big" weekend - go nuts !

Dear Diary...

I love this time of year - Are you ready for some football.!!

Football brings out the sassy beast in me. Maybe it's all the tackling and hard hits. Just the way I like it in bed. Give me a man who can call the right play and watch for a dirty touchdown.

Let's not forget tailgating is the best place to meet people. The vibe alone makes me ready for end zone action.

I once had such hot sex at a football tailgate. I was so turned on thinking of how many guys walking by the SUV might be seeing my hands pressed up to the tinted windows. I should have been called for unnecessary roughness.
 
How many days till the Superbowl ?

 

Dear Diary...

To bad we can’t find a summer groundhog, so he can see his shadow. Then we can have six more weeks of summer.

I can’t be the only one who thought the summer was just to quick

Speaking of going by to quick, I just had debate on the "quickie"  Why is that people brags about how long they can last or how many times they did it last night.  I find it a turn off when people boost about their sexual conquests or how talented they so called think they are in the sack. 

Maybe it's just me,  give a few minutes of hot sex after ripping my clothes off. I rather have a thrilling quickie. If your good at what you do. You only need a few wild moments. 

Do you think I'm asking for to much just more summer and few quickies

Happy Thursday - K ox

Dear Diary...

 

I am reading the book called "The Bad Girl's Guide to getting what you want" I don't really need the book. I know how to get what I want. But seriously it's a fun book.

My favorite line so far is "Being a girl is your ice cream sundae - Being a bad girl is the cherry on top"

I had girl's night out recently and nothing brings out secrets like a few bottles of red wine.

One of my girls said she loved the rabbit vibrator. The next day I felt so bad not telling her about the Hitachi magic wand.

So today I sent her one in the mail with a card telling her to retire the rabbit. This will give her what she really needs.

So I am slightly addicted still to my new Hitachi wand. But I have to admit I wish it had a stronger motor like maybe a lawn mower.

Well I'm happy - But always wanting more that's why I'm the cherry on top of that sundae.

Happy Hump Day  oxox   

Dear Diary ...

I had a family wedding this past weekend . You  know it's a good wedding when you're wearing the brides gown at 2 a.m. in the hotel bar.

I love how many people said congratulations to me. They never noticed the dress wasn't even fitting right. I was also wearing pink beach flip flops with a bridal gown.   

I should have went home with some random hotel guest, acting like I just got married and was already cheating.  Too bad I thought of that when I woke up wearing a veil and snuggling with a bag of snacks.

A few months ago, I went to a wedding where a bridesmaid ended up having sex with the best man.  She got pregnant.  That gives a new term to shotgun wedding.

I always find it fun to hook up at weddings, but this time I hooked up with the open bar instead.  The hangover was worse then the walk of shame.


Luv Kat ox

Dear Diary ...

My new hitachi magic wand suppose to arrive any day now.  My free gift that comes with my order is a Crystal Pleaser and dvd porn. The dvd porn is called Swirl Throwdown 2.  

With that movie title alone that dvd porn is probably not flying off the shelf's. But I promise to watch and give a review.

It will be my first glass sex toy So it's should be an orgasmic week.  I'm waiting at the door like a puppy just wanting a walk.  But I look much sexier in a dog collar. Plus I'm sure I'd be much hotter to take for a walk

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

So, yesterday was National Orgasm Day. I'm sure it's bad luck, but I plugged in my Hitachi magic wand.  My guess is that the wand didn't want to celebrate, as it actually sparked. I tried to convince myself that it was just one spark, and that maybe I should try it again to be sure. It turned back on, but sounded different. I heard my wand on it's dying day.    

Within minutes, I ordered a new one and now counting down the days until it arrives. That should be the end of my story. But, I am almost lost without the Hitachi magic wand and it's only been one day. I feel like I need to have a funeral. I could not even sleep last night since I am so used to using the wand to relax. It was my sexual security blanket.

I've had my Hitachi Magic Wand for a over three years. It's probably the longest sexual relationship I’ve had with anyone.  I feel like I got dumped ...

 

So, I am days away from a new one arriving and I’m not sure how I am going to function with out it. Maybe I should see it as getting myself a new play thing.

 

xoxox

Dear Diary..

I'm the kind of girl who likes it hot, But this heat wave has to stop. I feel like I am living in a microwave oven.

I was cleaning out my bedroom this week and found a pair of my sexy lace underwear behind the bureau.  

The only way it could have gotten there is my favorite kind of heat.  When you get home and your so sexually charged up you rip off the clothes. You find clothes just tossed and hanging all over the room. One time If found my bra on top of the fish tank.

Something about being wanted so bad, brings on the good heat.  So that is the heat I rather have right now

Stay Cool - K xox

Dear Diary..

My holiday weekend was so great.  I feel like I'm in recovery mode now since late last night.  Fireworks still remind me of sex, maybe to many things do.  Sometimes sex sparkles and goes off like a big bang and other times it goes up but you don't get what your expecting.

Recently I was told my bed is like a large marshmallow. I have a large puffy white comforter and a ton a fluffy pillows you just can sink yourself on my very soft mattress.  I should call it the toasted marshmallow when I heat things up in my bedroom. 

I'm really not a girl who dwells on relationship titles. I have a good head on my shoulders. I know where I stand all the time with guys. I don't need a title to make myself feel important. When people say hey what a cute couple, I always want to say we are just friends with benefits for shock factor.  I hate people who just assume your relationship status.

Relationship are what you make of them and how you feel when you are them. Don't let titles define you.  Just live in the moment.

Rock this Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

 

If you like Pina coladas, And getting caught in the rain...

 

Well I'm happy it's summer time, but it has not felt like a real summer yet. Maybe I just want long, hot sunny summer days.  Of course, it looks like its gonna rain as the weekend approaches.

 

I saw the most bizarre article recently saying it's bad Sex etiquette if you don't ask about coming on her face, or in mouth, without asking her first.

I see both ways of this "cumming attraction." Talk about a buzz kill when you ask and she says no. What do you do with it then? Just come up with new places till she says yes.

 

I also see the girl's point. Maybe she's not in the mood for a facial. If you're sleeping with someone and you don't know what they really like or dislike does it really even matter?

 

I only have really one pet peeve in the bedroom and if you break it, I am pretty much turned off. I am not sure you could do anything to recover from it that night.  

I can't stand when a guy will push my head/face down to his cock like I have no idea where your cock is located. Trust me, I am going to get there. And if I don't want to blow you, the push of my head won't help at all. As far as your hands on my face or head while I am going down.  I am fine with it- but never rush me.  I know when it's time to blow.

 

Love K ox

Dear Diary,
 

In watching television and porn it just crossed my mind that it just gives you high expectations.

 

You're watching television and couples fall in love. The romance level is so high it makes you wonder why you're drinking red wine from Costco with a bag of cheese puffs. They are toasting with dom perignon, nibbling on strawberries on a bed of rose petals.

 

Then after my tv shows, I'm watching porn and girls are slobbering cock and begging you to invite buddies over to fill her up.  She's pounded so hard I thought she might break in two parts.

 

So, I'm all for love and sex but sometimes expecting what you're watching is not what you're going to get.

 

Make your own Fairy Tale

 

Happy Friday ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Friday

It's that time again.....  Man I wish I was talking about sex 

Let's be clear --  I have nothing against marriage.   

I can't even count how many bridesmaid appearances and weddings I'm attending within the next year.  I am starting to have nightmares of unflattering bridesmaid dresses and dancing the YMCA with my friends drunk Uncle.

The only perk in being in a wedding.  Maybe you can have a sex with the someone in the wedding party.  Because by the time the wedding happens.  Everyone is stressed from listening to the Bridezilla and it just seems fitting.

The last wedding I attended, My handsome date passed out after the open bar reception.  So I stuffed myself with wedding cake, drank the mini bar and watched a couple hook up at the pool.   It was like watching live porn, but I was to far away to hear the actual sounds.

So I am off to get fitted for a bridesmaid dress -  let's hope it has easy access, I plan on getting devious in my dress.

Dear Diary..

I am all for being tied up but I am handcuff girl. I don't mean fuzzy girly handcuffs, which are very cute and fun. I have used a man's tie, silk scarf and rope among many things.   But I am certain I am all for metal handcuffs. I want to feel the cold metal steel cuffs against my skin.

When I see a police officer, I often just think of getting arrested with his cuffs.   Maybe he should bend me over and frisk me.  It's to bad I have to commit a crime to get that kind of Interrogation.

I get even more turned on making my guy submit to will when I cuff him.  I love watching his face when I am in charge.   Sometimes you have to just take charge and get what you want.

Speaking of things I want besides summer to start...

Maybe I need a new pair silver metal cuffs.

Dear Diary..

Well my carpal tunnel syndrome has flared up again. So hand jobs are ruled out. Not that I mind cause I never give then anyways. Maybe I can get a note from my doctor. Never know when your going to need proof of injury.  I should get a medical bracelet so I can show it just before hooking up.
 

Going to the spa tomorrow afternoon. I love listening to woman getting their first bikini wax. It's like listening to muffled squeaks and screams from the next room. I am usually beyond turned on after being waxed. So listening to their pain just makes me brings out the beast in me.

Watch out weekend - Here I cum..

Dear Diary..

Am I the only person who can just see a person and know I want to kiss them. One glance and I just want to kiss you.

Something about a kiss says so much about a person. How such a simple moment can turn you on or off. You can fall head over heels in a passionate lip lock. 

First impression are always important but the first kiss is like peek in to your sexuality.

If you kiss like a shaggy dog in heat with slobbering wetness. I think you need to control yourself. Kissing is about control, You need to know when to be sexy, aggressive or soft.

Once I heard the saying I want to kiss you until your panties are wet. Now that is my kind of kiss.

 

Find a Kiss this Weekend

 

 Dear Diary...

I think people are often mistaken that being open about your sexuality means your out fucking around every night.  I hate to disappoint you but it just means I am comfortable with myself.

In owning a phone sex company I've heard endless amounts of callers always looking for ways to express their sexual interest.  It's never easy to have sexual freedom and express yourself.  Just like others everyone worries about being judged.

Something about saying you would like a spanking or you crave being bent over when having sex. It just gives me a pep in my steps and puts me in a good mood.

Even if I'm sexy, I still makes guys work just as hard to bend me over the kitchen table. I'm just a cock tease in the meantime.

Happy Hump Day  oxox

 

Dear Diary...

I've gotten to travel so much lately.  I really don't love flying,  since I over stuff my suitcase like I'm never returning.  I can't stand long flights because I get bored. I start wondering if anyone who goes to the bathroom is trying to have sex in there.

I love hotels, it's not just the maid and room service.  Have you ever noticed that hotel bars are the biggest pick up spots.  Not only good for people watching but you can find yourself late night entertainment.

This time at the hotel I had a male maid, I had a feeling he had touched some of my clothes. Everyday I noticed something slightly moved, panties, bra and a black dress.  So to give him a thrill I left him a note with a pair of my panties. 

Well my suitcase went home with one less pair of panties but I am sure he will give them a good home

-- Kat ox

       God Bless My Hometown of Boston

Dear Diary..

I should be probably be punished for not blogging the last two weeks,  But I would then like the punishment and start slacking on blogging all the time.

Well March Madness came and went way to quickly and I find nothing sexy about Easter. So let's more on to April.   I find April to be a cocktease.  It's not warm enough for summer and still cool from Winter.

So baseball season is here and the first thing that comes to mind is the word base. I remember when I was young and hooked up with a boy. Your friends would say what "base" did you get too. I look back at it now and just laugh.  First of all cause every person had a definition of what second base was.   So was it under the shirt or over the shirt. ?  Now all I think  about is getting a homerun.   The only thing I like about baseball is homeruns and having a cold beverage sitting in the sun.  So hopefully I will find both this weekend

Happy Friday

 

Dear Diary..

 

I have the song Girls wanna have fun stuck in my head. So I figured why not get out and try something fun this upcoming weekend.  So I'm get Vajazzled.

 

That sounds like a dirty sex term which will probably happen after I get my vagina decortated with some sparkly crystals. 

 

I really cant think of what design yet. I am not going to get some lame butterfly or red rose.  I am going to have to think of something that just bring's out my inner diva. This winter has put me in a winter blues and now I have to sparke it up.

 

If I am buying sparkly shoes..  this is the next step !

 

Love Kat ox

 

Dear Diary...

All I do lately is look for new shoes .. 

 

Maybe the reason Cinderella was so happy the shoe fit wasn't because of the Prince. Maybe it was the shoes.

I really love shoes and I wear them to fit my many moods.

The sexier I feel, the higher the heel.  So bring me black, sleek, glittery or with a spike it just brings out the vixen in me.  don't even get started on boots.   

 

I always pick a sexy pair and wear in the bedroom. He won't forget the way that heel feels pressed up against him

 

Off to find the perfect pair for this hump day ...

 

-- Kat ox

Dear Diary,

The art of underwear is very simple to me, I am in love with boy short underwear. I often call them booty wear or tap ass panties. Since your ass cheeks can often fall out of the backside.

I know guys love the thong and understand why. I just don't love them, I own them but I don't feel as sexy as I do when I am sporting boy shorts . Boy shorts bring out the inner diva in me.  My all time favorite pair are my black baby doll ruffle boy shorts. I feel like naughty school girl.

I just love how boy shorts fit my ass in all the right places. You have so many options today with boy shorts. You can cover up your ass checks or let them stick out to spice things up. You can do so much more with boy shorts then the old thong.

The old thong reminds me of men's tighty whitey's briefs, Give a man in boxers every time

Love Kat ox

 

 

Now this what I call celebrating my Birthday 

 

Hopefully this weekend I can make sure I get all my birthday spankings

 

Thanks for sharing other year with me

 

Love ~ Kat ox

 

 

 

Dear Diary..

Remember when you got excited for this on Valentine's Day in Elementary school.

I remember writing out the little cards for my friends and eating cupcakes in a classroom.  Now that was just a simple time.

As we get older we forget that little card was enough to make you feel special. 

As much as I love flowers, candy and handcuffs. Sometimes it's just remembering to tell loved ones you care.

Happy Valentine's Day

- K ox

Dear Diary,

To swallow or not to swallow. Not sure why it's even a question ?

I used to always get creative with the cum shot. But after waking up in it later or finding it in my long hair.

I started the inside me approach, I find it sexy and powerful in just swallowing his load.  It gives him something to look at on my wet glossed lips. He will never look at my mouth the same.

I ran in to an ex boyfriend at a hockey game last week.   I kept touching my lips as we spoke. I noticed him turned on as I walked away.

Just proves my point my mouth makes them melt

Happy Monday !

Love K ox

Dear Diary...

After the Patriots lost on Sunday in the AFC Championship Game. I might now know what it feels to get tackled by Vince Wilfork. That was one big hit from behind.

I really have no Superbowl spirit, but I am rooting for the 49ers.  Plus thank god we only have to watch Ray Lewis one more time. So really the only good thing the Superbowl has to offer is that it's in New Orleans.  

I am going to sound as cold as the weather right now. I was reading an article about a teacher and her high school student. They sent each other dirty texts daily. The teacher said her student lover would send texts that kept her coming back for more. She could not stay way because his texts got her so hot and horny. Damm I either better go back to school or find myself a student.  I'm very sure going to jail is not worth it.

Seriously, I'd like to read what he texted her. That would probably warm up this week.  It's a tit nippy outside. I find nothing sexy about mittens unless that is the only thing your wearing.  

So Keep Warm-- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

It's only Tuesday...it feels like Monday.  Don't you hate that and I feel like the week just dragging along.

My girlfriend Dawn is having a sex in the city party.  It's a lingerie and sex toy party with martinis.  This is my kind of party --  But she let's me know they are having a professional bra fitter. 

I recall this time, I went to try on lingerie and I had this crazy experience. This overbearing sales lady came in the dressing room without even asking. She cupped both my breasts and adjusted them in the corsets. The she felt the bottom of my ass and said my panties were perfect length.  

I am not sure if I was in shock that I just got felt up or how she was telling me how good it looked once she adjusted it  I do like girls but having some old lady just attack in you in a dressing room is not a turn on.

So as much as I am looking forward to the party, I am not really looking forward meeting with the bra fitter.   I might need more then one martini


Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

So it's 2013.....

Yes I know it started last week.  But I am slowly easing in to the new year.  What's the rush I've got a plenty of time. I feel like I am in a holiday hangover. The holiday buzz has worn off and winter months are settling in for me. I find nothing sexy about mittens and its getting cold out.

So I'm ready for a start in the new year, I am itching to do something brand new.  My friends and I joke we mean "DO" someone new.  Not like that is a bad thing. So I am racking my pretty little head on what I am going to explore in the new year.

Recently alot of my girlfriends went single, The Summer romance's have all burnt out, so I've gotten to hear alot of girl talk and wine drinking the last few weeks. So I am looking forward to "girls nights out" now.  Nothing more dangerous then girls in heat.  This won't be something  new for me but I am looking forward to it.

So I start my search today on something new to spark my interest...

Kat ox