Dear Diary

Have you ever woken up after a night out and said to yourself what the hell happen ?. Then you realize you're not alone and you very slowly turn and try and piece together the night. Then you have a massive hangover so you are in no mood to play detective. So you either hope your guest is asleep, you can fall back asleep or they go home without all the awkward chat. That was my weekend, so I am happy to say I have recovered and it's now hump day.  What a perfect time to rally for a new weekend coming up.
 

You're so vain you think my diary is about you - I often wonder why a person think it's about  them. Unless I tell you, I am blogging about you, then honestly it's not you.   I must be writing some stuff lately that struck a cord with a few of you. It's funny to hear some of you can relate to my tales.

Tonight I am taking a bubble bath and watching porn.  Not sure in which order yet. but I can't wait to wear myself out before bed

Love K ox

 

 Dear Diary...

MaMa said knock you out-- I am considering this for Halloween. Wearing boxing gloves has it's perks. I could punch a guy in the face if he tried using a sleazy pick up line. The downside of this outfit is how could I hold a martini glass all night. The back of the boxing jacket suits me well Down and Dirty, plus it lights up.  I might  need to find knee high pink boots before I step in the ring with this outfit.

I woke up on time today and everything is going as planned-- It's the type of day I should wear a garter belt under my skirt and let kick off this weekend right.

I got invited to my friends Tina's Birthday Bar Crawl this weekend, I saw 30 women were invited. I love the ladies, but let's hope some guys bash this party. If not I always find that one girl who likes to kiss girls when drunk. I always take full  advantage of that opportunity. I already know I kissed a girl and I liked it.  Nothing gets a crowd of guys going at a bar then two girls kissing. I think this weekend has debauchery written all over it

Happy Friday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Holy October -- I better start coming up with my Halloween costume.   Over the weekend,  I joked I was going to be smurfette.  Maybe I should at least go try on a blue skin tight body stocking. Now that sounds like a trick and a treat. I want something different this year for Halloween

I had a fun filled weekend full of my favorite things, then ended the weekend at the Chicago Bears game. I had to rest all day Monday just to recover. A group of guys I met at the game spent the entire tailgate cock blocking each other, they should have had a better game plan if they want to pick up women.  At first I thought how stupid,  but then realized they must have had a bet to see who got my number.  The answer was none of them. Better luck next time. 

Over the weekend one of guys I dated over the summer left a few drunken voice and text messages on my phone. At first they were cute and funny. Then they got dirty but something must have happened to him. Must have been the vodka talking,  but he was ending his messages with love and missing me.

Sometimes alcohol can do bring out the best and worse in people. I think I will call him back next weekend and just replay all his messages. I can't wait to hear his response.



Love K oxox