Dear Diary

That bitch Cinderella ruined it for the rest of us ladies. Screw the glass slipper. Last night my feet killed me from high heels all weekend.. 

 After  many Christmas parties and holiday shopping this weekend I wanted to start crawling like a baby. That might be kinky if I had a collar

All my martini's this weekend had candy canes, lollipops and fruit on the rim. As I said to my girlfriend Suzie, I must have an oral  fixation. The bartender must have heard me cause he gave us the drinks for free. I might have to use that line again licking my dirty girl martini lollipop.

Just put the HO in the holiday's - Kat

Dear Diary..

I watch porn and change the type of porn that turns me on pending my moods.

Lately I can't find anything that revs my engine. I guess it's time to find a new site or clips. What a let down when your looking at porn and you can't find anything. It's like your thirsty but you only have warm water.

My biggest pet peeve in porn is when the sex action doesn't match the voices. Nothing like hearing a good spanking and he's pulling her hair. Or she's saying fuck me and he's taking off his shirt. Mind you, I love all that stuff but I want to hear and see it happening.  I don't want to hear a sexy voice over that never matches.

A few year's ago I got asked by a porn film company to use my voice for voice over work. I actually turned them down. I probably should have taken the job and showed them a thing or two on making porn sound just as hot as the sex.

Must be why I love the dirty talk nothing gets me going more then just talking about it

Happy Sunday -- oxo

you learn...

Dear Diary..

I am sorry my blog been under some down times, I thought I would share with all of you.

I suffered a lengthy illness which ended up causing me some physical pain in recovery.  Not the pain I like when you spank my ass.

As you can see I am getting back to my old self.   I wanted to thank you for all the support all the way.  Just cause I am open about my sexuality doesn't mean I'm not human.  I think sometimes people often see me as just a fantasy. 

I learned so much in the last few months about myself and others,  It's really okay to be in fantasy, but sometimes it's okay to just breath .

I spent most for the last week reading my own blog,  I had to laugh and ask myself "Did I really share that". 

So it's time to get back to doing what I do best and get my life on track. Are you ready for all the new times of this dirty kitty.

                               Muah  Kat

Dear Dairy,

Good thing school is going back, because I have been such a slacker lately in life.  I should get a wooden ruler over my ass in school girl skirt.  Funny thing is I'm out of school already for years. But the idea is such a turn on and it might get me going now.

I have to admit this summer has not been as sizzling as I would liked.  Thank God for Football season. For some reason that is my favorite time of year.   I am already ready for tailgating and some weekend tackles.

I found out recently a friend of my close friend is getting married to a guy that my friend is fuck buddies with for the last year,   Wow...that is a mouth full in deed.   I'm so looking forward to the wedding in October.   Maybe I should just bring my friend as my date and see if the groom has a heart failure at the church,  It's a very small world.  Before you put your dick in someone you might want to find out if got any close connections.
I have no plans of blowing up this little fuckfest and ruin anyone's day. I am suppose to see everyone at a party on Friday night.  I might have to have a few martini's and hint around to the groom.  I love to see a little madness to spice up the rest of the summer,

 

Here's to adding more sizzle to your weekends,   Kat ox

Dear Diary..

My friends and I talked about most embarrassing sex moments and everyone had them ranging from using the wrong name to drunken  "can't get it up"  stories.  Every story made me laugh but I had to recall my own.

Many years ago, I had lust for this guy Andrew for months.  Finally on a summer trip to a cabin with friends. I finally gave in to my needs and just ripped his clothes off.   I figured it was very late at night and who would find out everyone had gone to bed.  

Well that is really not what happen at all,  First of all his brother entered the room with out knocking.   So Andrew did try to cover me up with the comforter so he couldn't see anything. But as he pulled the large comforter, he knocked me off the bed and I banged my shoulder on the floor

Well that was embarrassing enough, but some how I landed wrong and had to go to the hospital for a my  shoulder.   The entire cabin woke up and we had to explain why I'm going to a hospital.  Not sure what was more embarrassing the telling of the story or how this guy had to dress me to leave for the hospital.

Came back from the hospital wearing a sling and slept in my own bed.

Well the sex was good while it lasted that night. But I can tell you I never went to bed with him again.  I like it rough at times but that was outright dangerous.

Happy Summer - Kat ox

Dear Diary,

I am Back ....So did you Miss Me  ?

I just watched that movie Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached .. 

Is the world trying to tell me something. ?  Of course Hollywood makes them love stories in the end. But honestly if I am telling the truth no love comes from this but some drama.

At some point --one of you will want more or less from this arrangement and then all the benefits go out the window.

I had a "fuck buddy" once and it was rolling along very nicely until his brother was getting married and he needed a date. Then his parents loved me and after that every time I saw him he would talk about his life. 

Before I knew it I was going to his mother's day brunch and birthday parties for his friends. It went from fuck buddies to his girlfriend over night.

So if I had to advise anyone on this matter I say go with a one night stand

Happy Summer,    Love Kat

Dear Diary
 
Did I mention I am feisty today? Beware... Get my sparkly dog collar !

Some things that really get my panties twisted..

Okay I am sick of men whom say I always meet women whom are submissive in life, HELLO MEN, I wear the pants and the skirt and some of you can't handle it. On other note most of men I meet lately are either submissive or cheat on their wives or girlfriends. So stop your whining. Women have it just as bad.
Friends whom endless tell you they are single, NO KIDDING you even make me want to die. I can't image anyone dating you.

Anyone that takes to long to email me back or you send a great long email to them and they send you one or two lines back. just ignore my email then for christ sakes.

Bandwagon sports fans, You know what I am talking about.. All the new sports fans in town or any hot team that sparks interest and everyone jumps on the wagon.. Wash off the face paint buddy.

Recently some married man, I will leave him nameless cause your worthless, He told me everyone should act more French in life. In his words that you can be married and a solid provider. But you also have many lovers . He thought this line would work on me. Sorry some of my family is French and that is called adultery, it's not a French thing. You are a cheater. So bon voyage to you..

Is anal sex really not popular, I do like it. I find it funny how many people say they don't like it. It's actually really hot when you get kinky in the sack.
 
I need to go watch some hot nasty porn and cum till I relax
 
How is that for a Tuesday ?
 
Muah -- Kat

Dear Diary,

I've had carpal tunnel problems from excess iphone and computer use, so it's not my excuse when I say I don't give hand jobs. I just tell the truth, I am to lazy to give hand jobs.  I can't even find a reason worth giving them.. Why would I just give a hand job.  It's not like I am in
High School anymore. Once I hit college I left hands jobs behind.

I rather just give a blow job then some lame hand job. I have never met one guy that said do you mind just giving me a hand job instead.

You can tell alot about a guy from how his cock is groomed and how he likes his blow jobs.  If he is well groomed, he thinks about his partner.  (guys you look bigger if you clean up down there)

If he is active while I am giving a blow job, as in works my mouth or talks to me while I am doing it. I am pretty sure when its his turn on me. I am going to get his best work.  It's all about the first impression fore play..

All this cock talk and its only Tuesday

Love K ox

Dear Dairy,

The truth about the Spring time is that everything just springs up at once. I feel like sex drives just over flow and cocks start popping out like the sun. Maybe it's the weather or the short skirts starting to show up. Everyone gets spring fever!

I have spring fever, my sex drive is over the top. I am shopping for sex toys and summer clothes. I am ready for it all. Bring on the summer cocktails and fun summer nights.  Oh wait it's still March. At least we know its on the way.

As much as I am ready to spring forward. I am loving March Madness.  My friends and I have been smack talking and rooting for teams we never cared about before only to get winning brackets.

Well brackets are for keeping things in order,  so are cock rings. It's one of my new loves.  Cock rings are used to prolong erection because the wearer likes the particular sensation of tightness. Sometimes you have to show the guy your in charge

Kat ox

Dear Diary....

I go thru stages of obsession with stuff, lip gloss, sour patch kids, flip flops, glittery tank tops, sex toys, ipods, boy shorts and power drinks.  I just really find something I like and I just go with it. But sometimes it just sticks with me.

I  have a huge obsession with porn. I always make jokes, I use it as a learning tool. No matter how good you are in bed you can learn to be better. What one guy will think is very hot the next guy will think it's not.  I often found I dirty talk more in bed if they do, it's odd how a new partner can sexual add to or repress your needs or desires. The two of you start to build a sex life together.  Sometimes your wants and  fantasy don't match each other. With each sexual partner it's like a new adventure

I am not saying you need to run out  and screw the world. But you do need to find the ride that best fits your needs.

Get out there and find the ride, sometimes you must be this big to go on this ride comes in handy !!

Happy Weekend-- Kat

Dear Diary...

I watched the Oscars Sunday night. The first thing I thought of was If I had won an Oscar, I would use my statue as a sex toy.  Now that would give me orgasmic night.  I have a thing for bigger things.

You know I like big, I got one of the best Pump Up Rubber sex toy. It just doubles in girth! It's like fucking yourself with many dicks in one night. You can use so many sizes with the pump. Talk about giving yourself a gang bang.

Sometimes it's all about size but if you don't know how to use it then time to perfect the motion.

- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox

Dear Diary....

Everyone tells me write a book about the phone sex side of my life. Are you kidding me? I have enough problems writing blogs. Let's be serious I'd be better as an actress staring in my own life story then writing a book.

Maybe I should call myself a sexologist. I never disclose the communications I have with my callers to anyone. I am like a doctor with her clients, but I wearing pink boy-shorts. I love hearing all the dirty secrets and stories that come with my phone sex company.

People often ask me what are the guys like who call you. It's just like real life, you get the good and the bad. Sometimes they touch your heart when you least expect it. Then other times you want kick them to the curb. Sounds alot like my last boyfriend

So maybe I just feel like the phone sex doctor, when I make my clients feel better. But honestly I am just the girl next store with the voice of sin. Sometimes that is just what the doctor ordered.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

I often read other blogs and wonder why girls feel the need to
exaggerate on how many dicks they slobber a week. You can be sexy,
dirty and hot without making yourself look like a cheap tramp.

Often you hear a tattoo called a tramp stamp. I could
never get one, I can't handle the pain.  I recently heard of this
company that you can get temporary ink with no needles. They draw and paint
on your body and it last months.  I am thinking of getting the Hello Kitty
with a devils horns. How cute would that be on my ass

Well I am looking forward to getting my devil on this weekend !

Happy almost hump day ! -- Kat ox