Dear Diary.

 Weekends are far to short. I had to peel myself out bed today from a  whirl wind weekend. I felt like every moment was just filled with fun, laughter and friends. Weekends like this just make you smile.

Went to a party that my friends and I got so crazy drunk. We spent  the whole night dancing and doing body shots. I never thought things  would heat up so fast. But licking alcohol just put my body in over load. I've considered myself bisexual for a few years. I love kissing drunk girls at parties since most of time it's their first time. I love breaking in little sluts.


Speaking of little, I had very little sleep and need coffee to start my day
Love ya Kitty !

Dear Diary..

It's far to quiet today, I feel like it's the calm before the storm.  It's the weekend so maybe something wild will happen.

I have a new neighbor, a divorced dad of two kids. He watches my  house like a pig in heat. It's suppose to be sunny the next couple of  days. Maybe I should wash my car and make a soapy wet mess. I love being a cock tease. I might have to think of ways to catch him watching from the window.

So the weekend is here and everyone knows Friday night is my night to howl

 

Meow - Kitty <3

Dear Diary...

My cast comes off my hand later today. That should give me something to celebrate. I missed my right hand. I'll have to test out my hand with some iphone porn later today. The best thing about iphone porn is you can watch any place or any time.

After watching way to many doctor based reality shows this year. I often wonder how many doctor have sex in the on call room. Maybe when I get my cast off, I can charm up the doctor for a little fun. Should I tell him to stick me with his stethoscope.

I got an invite to a house warming party this weekend. The only thing I'd like to warm is the person hosting the event.  Maybe a should bring a candle so she can light herself on fire?

- Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

I am having a good week but so sick of all this rain. I love being wet, but this is crazy. It's been pouring for three days.

I am still sporting a hot pink cast on my right hand. So it's been tricky putting on a bra. Now I know why some guys find them tricky. I will have to get better using one hand. I have already mastered masturbation with sex toys.

I know everyone loves taking off a bra during sex,but I love to leave  it on and just popping on my tits out. I love the way they feel propped up and out of the bra


ooxx -- kitty <3

Dear Diary...

I am a big fan of long distance love, my "special friend" came to visit this past weekend.

Something about making every minute count when your together. The sex  just intensifies between visits. I love bring a surprise to bedroom with  costumes and glittery body paint


I love calling or leaving him suggestive messages on hints on my dirty  plans. This weekend I surprised him by dressing as a sexy girl scout.  He had no problem wanting to buy my cookies. I earned my girl scout badges this weekend.

Maybe I should say I am a bigger fan of long distance lust then love.
 
~Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

This weekend when leaving a fun party at friends. I was walking down the street to our car. I saw this couple giving a hand job on their front porch swing. Besides being tipsy. I am a voyeur. I so had to watch them. I loved how she thought she was so bad ass for giving a hand job in public. The best part was when she had to change hands to finish the job.

Speaking of hands, My god- I am going to have learn to masturbate with my left hand. My right hand is sore. I favor my right hand way to much between my computer, iPhone and masturbating. I got a bright pink cast to give my hand a rest. I am pretty much tell everyone it's a sex injury, so they wonder how I hurt myself.

Maybe I have to buy some vibrating panties until my hands heals


Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

I get in trouble every Friday night.   I just break out and go crazy. Martini's and mischief was the theme of this Friday night. Vodka martini's are rocket fuel to my sex filled fun.

I woke up this morning with bruised ass cheek. I have to be honest, I love a good slap on the ass it's turns me on. I love the feel of an hard hand just hitting my ass check.   It make me just cream myself over and over.

I got it way to rough last night. My ass is a little tender to touch today. It's red and blue. Just toss in a white cum load. My ass is one proud American.

Maybe I will go soak in the bathtub and cool of my ass!

Luv your Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

How is it Friday already, you know much trouble you got in last Friday night. So no idea what will happen this weekend.

I am spending the weekend with friends, going to two parties. One is a pool party and the other is a fantasy football draft party.

My fantasy is not to draft some football players it's to fuck some players. I sometimes have a thing for quarterbacks but usually drawn more to big players. I love football, but no silly fantasy draft for me. The only time I will be drafting football players is when I getting hit from behind!

Speaking of behind I better start my day. Let's hope for sun and fun this weekend..

Love Kitty ox

dear diary..

Went out to dinner last night with my best friend.  honestly I should have had more martini's to listen to her. She was rambling on and on about relationships.

My best friend is fighting with her boyfriend non stop. I am not really surprised because she is always in a fight and fuck relationship. They fight and make up non stop all the time.  She tells me the sex is outstanding, but the relationship is rocky. I for one would never fuck a guy, who was not a good boyfriend.  Call me hot cock tease but he would not even get in my bed. If your not  good boyfriend you won't be unloading with me. So no matter how hot the sex is you better be a good man on top of it.

My bed is my favorite place in the world, not because I have sex in it, I love the whole comfy feel to it. I always have a ton of pillows and blankets. I love to put my feet up on the head board and do my dirty phone sex calls.  I call it my Kitty playground or maybe I should call it my kitty box.  How that is pretty funny.  I feel like I am on top of the world when I am in my bed.

 Speaking of top of the world, I feel so happy and ready to take the world on today.. Sometimes you just have to grab the world by it's balls and make it your day.

Enjoy it ! oxo

Dear Diary.

 So last night I ran in to old childhood friends dad. I have not seen him or his family for so many years. He informs me he is divorced. Is it bad that the first thing I thought of was should I fuck him.  If I called him daddy it would have been so odd.  Since as a child I called him daddy when I used to play with his daughter.  Calling him daddy now would be so such a whole new term.  Well I gave him my phone number now let's just wait and see if he calls me.

 I am not a morning person, I rather have sex at 2:00 am then 8:00 am. I hate getting up early. my friend Becca tells me she has sex before work. I must be crazy, I am day and night time sex girl. I leave the mornings for sleep.  so I must start this get this hump day started right now.   I hope the phone sex calls are hot. I am in a devilish mood.

Luv Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

Yesterday was a great way to kick off a week. My favorite call was talking to a guy at work. I love being taken on the desk. Nothing hotter then bending over on a hard table.  What a hot call.

I watched big brother TV show last night, Now I just love this show. But let's get real they need to add more temptation. Maybe add a hooker or a peep show room to watch other's hook up.

As much as love summer shoes, I am so looking forward to fall and winter boots. I will have to start my search for the perfect sparkly knee hi pair. I love wearing them in bed. I feel like I am the only girl whom wears shoes to bed for sex.

 I am off to other scandalous day

Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

 Went to the movies yesterday. I saw Eat, Pray and Love. I loved the movie, but it was missing the sex. If I am going to eat, pray and love I better be getting laid.


Told my friend about my Friday fling with her brother. She laughed and we are notching it up to summer fun.


So we are starting other week and so looking forward to hearing all the hot dirty hot talk. I got some new sexy sliver heels to break in. I love wearing shoes on my phone sex calls. It brings out my inner kitty. Meow!!



Happy Monday -- <3 Kitty

Dear Diary...

I spent most of yesterday at the pool.  The day was lacking some summer heat but it was a nice cool day.  I had a lovely lunch with some neighbors and just relaxed all day.  My neighbors are newlyweds. The wife never stops talking about the wedding and the husband looks like they have been married already for 15 years.   God help them !

I am trying to figure on the best time to tell my good friend I screwed around with her little brother Friday night. My guess is she already knows but if your going to act like a slut you might as well face it like a woman not a little girl.

Sunday is family dinner night.  I am hopeful no will ask what I did all weekend. I am just not sure my Uncle needs to have a heart attack during the salad and bread sticks.
I went to bed early on Saturday night, I felt like I sent to my room for punishment. I guess that is what you get for a scandalous weekend

So enjoy your Sunday-- This Kitty Cat has to get her groove on  !

LOVE YA ~ K

Dear Diary-

I woke up today with more then a hangover, I woke up in my good friend's little brother bedroom. He is 20 years old and goes to college in New York. Nothing like coming home from summer school and hooking up with your older sister's friend. He has had crush on me since he played little league baseball. He would give me his baseball cards to show me he liked him. He gave me more then that last night, but not much more.

All I can say when your 20 years old, you finish your business long before the bedroom party even starts. I felt like teaching this young college co-ed a few things, but his cock pops like a bottle of champagne on New Years and it's not even midnight. Yes he could re load very quickly but he never lasted long.

Well I left his room like I was back in college on a walk of shame but the only person who should be hanging is head is their older brother who could not pick me up last night to save his life.

So as much as I was looking forward to kissing my ex boyfriend at the party I gave my ex something to look at instead.

Love Kitty ox

Well every girl needs a diary,  I am just sharing mine with you.  So be prepared I am never really sure what I will "pop" up.

I never felt like a typical phone sex girl. I really love my clients.  Being an independent phone girl let's me control my clients list.  I love being that dirty girlfriend experience.  I get a natural high off hearing hidden sexual desire and naughty secrets.

My latest phase is big cock, I love talking about it, I love looking up porn with the largest cock I can find. I love talking about it.  It turns me on just thinking about it. I am not just talking about cock length but let's have some girth to his dick.

I am a roller coaster of sexual turn on's   I feel like I go up one big peak and around a big turn and then just as it going down. I like to mix it up and go backwards. I am just never to sure what my needs will be that day. 

So come join my ride ....   Kitty

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