I had a family wedding this past weekend . You know it's a good wedding when you're wearing the brides gown at 2 a.m. in the hotel bar.
I love how many people said congratulations to me. They never noticed the dress wasn't even fitting right. I was also wearing pink beach flip flops with a bridal gown.
I should have went home with some random hotel guest, acting like I just got married and was already cheating. Too bad I thought of that when I woke up wearing a veil and snuggling with a bag of snacks.
A few months ago, I went to a wedding where a bridesmaid ended up having sex with the best man. She got pregnant. That gives a new term to shotgun wedding.
I always find it fun to hook up at weddings, but this time I hooked up with the open bar instead. The hangover was worse then the walk of shame.
Luv Kat ox
