Dear Diary....

I feel like winter came early -- Damm it's a tit nippy the last few days.  I can least wait till after Halloween to drag out the winter clothes. Mittens are only sexy if it's the only thing your wearing.

My friend Karen just called me and was wondering what should she should text a guy for a bootie call. I told her guys are simple just  text  SEX??   Trust me that should work and if not he's not bright enough for her anyways. Sometimes you gotta ask for what you want without sounding like a bad porn.

If a guy even thinks to bootie call me, he better call cause text messages to me are like hand jobs -- pointless

Bootie up everyone it's Friday