Dear Diary

My Mind is racing today so I will just vent up and get it all before I go wear myself out with the Hitachi magic wand. I could use good release

I really can't stand woman who try's on clothes at stores. Then come out to get approval from a boyfriend or husband. Seriously get a life, if you can't pick out a shirt at the mall. Please stay home. I would also never date the guy whom stands outside and waits. I want to slap your face and tell you to wake up.

So everyone knows what pajamas are, I am telling you, please don't wear them to the supermarket or the bank. How lazy can you be to wear them with boots and flip flops. If your not going to bed or to a hospital. Why not get dressed before going out of the house.

Why is that I always see people having sex in cars in porn. They always seem to fit with no problem, I have actually never have sex in a cars cause I like room to move around. I rather fuck in a limo.

I saw this commercial for a new pill that makes your cock last longer and increase size. I don't care if your a porn star or pizza delivery guy. You should take this pill and tell me if it works. Every girl loves longer and harder. I should buy stock in the company and get all my clients to buy the stuff.

So I addicted to playing Wii, I love it. I feel like I am very good at all the games. I think they should come with some dirty games for adults. How funny would it be learning to jack a cock using the Wii controllers.


Enjoy your Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary

Happy Hump Day -- I am often called a phone sex princess.  I bring the dirty girlfriend experience to phone sex. I love being personal with clients. I have always been this way from the very start.  I am sweet but I bring the heat.

Other times I am called a princess or madam is when I have dominatrix or bitchy type calls.  Something about having a man at my mercy.  It's all about controlling his wallet and his dick brings me to a new diva like levels.  Not everyone can be my pet.  Being my bitch is not easy and I will drain you as I see fit. 

So I start this summer with one pet, maybe I should have a dog pound full of cum sluts 

Love Kit ox