Dear Diary,
 

When porn films show pizza delivery guys, doctors and police officers just say nothing but one lame ass pick up line and girls just fall all over them. 

Fall all over is not the best word. I should say bend right over. I  wonder who even writes this stuff. Maybe I need to order a pizza and see if he asks if I want extra sausage.

What made me even think of classic pick up lines, While I was out last week.  I thought this guy just wanted to buy me a drink.

But his opening line was "Did I have plans for the rest of life" I guess he wanted more then me to bend over his bed he wanted happily ever after. 

At first, I was flattered then I found it a tad creepy. Maybe I should have said let's hop a plane to Vegas and just blown his mind.  But I think he had was hoping to be blown.

Just something about summer lovin, but in this case he got nothing !!