Dear Diary....

Last night when I was out dazzling up my Friday night.  I overheard this young drunk couple talking about getting a hotel. It made me remember being a hotel two weeks ago and hearing the couple in the next room having sex.

At first I was like pissed cause all I could hear was the banging headboard. But then I could hear faint voices and moans. Who needs to rent an adult movies on cable. I actually got off just thinking it could have been threesomes. Maybe I should have knocked on the door.

Happy Saturday. --Kat ox