Dear Diary,
I just spent way to much time looking online at holiday gifts, I told myself I would not get holiday crazy this year. I feel it slowly just creeps up on your and takes over your life.
I have a fun week so far at home with family and friends. Tomorrow I have dinner with family and then going out for drinks with friends at night. So I am hoping I am not in a turkey coma for the late night fun. I think you meet the most interesting people out on holidays.
I saw this sex toy called "sqweel" today online. My kitty loves a good licking. The sex toy is a wheel of ten petal-soft tongues that flicks at three different speed levels. Oh my I might have to give this toy. I wonder if it makes you sqweel. I am almost breathless thinking about it.
With all this talk of late night fun and sex toys I am thinking it will be a watching porn kind of day. At least I will be relaxed for family dinner tomorrow.
Happy Hump Day-- Kitty ox