Dear Diary,
I am suffering from to much sleep. I went to bed way to early and got up way to late. Now I am beyond lazy. I usually don't spend that much time in bed unless I am getting laid. !
I broke my favorite sex toy, it's like losing a boyfriend. I might have to get other one. It's like going to bed every night without him. I did try using other sex toy it was like getting sloppy seconds. I'm not sure how long I can go without the hitachi wand.
I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today for lunch, I felt like a school girl. I feel like busting out the lunch box, pony tails and Catholic school skirt. It's fun to bring back your childhood.
Have a good day-- Kitty ox