Monday, September 27, 2010

Dear Diary,

I was called away for a few days ..  I love my bed and I hate waking up other places unless its after a scandalous night out. Usually when that happens I go home as fast as I wake up. So they wonder if I ever call them.  It gives them something to lust after if you leave before they can ask you alot of questions.

When I was away I had to be on my best behavior, you know how hard that can be for me.  Yes I just busted out laughing.  Maybe because it's so true.   I got so horny I thought I would explode.  I got out my sex toys last night and talked dirty to myself as I worked myself over.  Dam, I missed all my dirty talking phone sex calls.

So it's good to be back !

Miss you ox