Dear Diary,
I was called away for a few days .. I love my bed and I hate waking up other places unless its after a scandalous night out. Usually when that happens I go home as fast as I wake up. So they wonder if I ever call them. It gives them something to lust after if you leave before they can ask you alot of questions.
When I was away I had to be on my best behavior, you know how hard that can be for me. Yes I just busted out laughing. Maybe because it's so true. I got so horny I thought I would explode. I got out my sex toys last night and talked dirty to myself as I worked myself over. Dam, I missed all my dirty talking phone sex calls.
So it's good to be back !
Miss you ox