Dear Diary

Every year my friends have a what we call a themed holiday party.  Last year was bad holidays sweaters and this year theme is Holiday Hop.  We are going to play old school dance music and just get crazy fun.  I am not sure what will be worse the dancing or the hangovers.

I gave my new pump up sex toy a test drive this week,  WOW can that thing pumps up, thank god it has a bulb with release valve.  It's fills you up like you have no idea.  I give it thumps up, but I still think I need a more powerful vibrator.  I don't think the make them with the kind of power I desire.

Love Kitty ox