Dear Diary...

 

I am reading the book called "The Bad Girl's Guide to getting what you want" I don't really need the book. I know how to get what I want. But seriously it's a fun book.

My favorite line so far is "Being a girl is your ice cream sundae - Being a bad girl is the cherry on top"

I had girl's night out recently and nothing brings out secrets like a few bottles of red wine.

One of my girls said she loved the rabbit vibrator. The next day I felt so bad not telling her about the Hitachi magic wand.

So today I sent her one in the mail with a card telling her to retire the rabbit. This will give her what she really needs.

So I am slightly addicted still to my new Hitachi wand. But I have to admit I wish it had a stronger motor like maybe a lawn mower.

Well I'm happy - But always wanting more that's why I'm the cherry on top of that sundae.

Happy Hump Day  oxox   

Dear Diary ...

I had a family wedding this past weekend . You  know it's a good wedding when you're wearing the brides gown at 2 a.m. in the hotel bar.

I love how many people said congratulations to me. They never noticed the dress wasn't even fitting right. I was also wearing pink beach flip flops with a bridal gown.   

I should have went home with some random hotel guest, acting like I just got married and was already cheating.  Too bad I thought of that when I woke up wearing a veil and snuggling with a bag of snacks.

A few months ago, I went to a wedding where a bridesmaid ended up having sex with the best man.  She got pregnant.  That gives a new term to shotgun wedding.

I always find it fun to hook up at weddings, but this time I hooked up with the open bar instead.  The hangover was worse then the walk of shame.


Luv Kat ox

Dear Diary ...

My new hitachi magic wand suppose to arrive any day now.  My free gift that comes with my order is a Crystal Pleaser and dvd porn. The dvd porn is called Swirl Throwdown 2.  

With that movie title alone that dvd porn is probably not flying off the shelf's. But I promise to watch and give a review.

It will be my first glass sex toy So it's should be an orgasmic week.  I'm waiting at the door like a puppy just wanting a walk.  But I look much sexier in a dog collar. Plus I'm sure I'd be much hotter to take for a walk

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

So, yesterday was National Orgasm Day. I'm sure it's bad luck, but I plugged in my Hitachi magic wand.  My guess is that the wand didn't want to celebrate, as it actually sparked. I tried to convince myself that it was just one spark, and that maybe I should try it again to be sure. It turned back on, but sounded different. I heard my wand on it's dying day.    

Within minutes, I ordered a new one and now counting down the days until it arrives. That should be the end of my story. But, I am almost lost without the Hitachi magic wand and it's only been one day. I feel like I need to have a funeral. I could not even sleep last night since I am so used to using the wand to relax. It was my sexual security blanket.

I've had my Hitachi Magic Wand for a over three years. It's probably the longest sexual relationship I’ve had with anyone.  I feel like I got dumped ...

 

So, I am days away from a new one arriving and I’m not sure how I am going to function with out it. Maybe I should see it as getting myself a new play thing.

 

xoxox

Dear Diary..

I'm the kind of girl who likes it hot, But this heat wave has to stop. I feel like I am living in a microwave oven.

I was cleaning out my bedroom this week and found a pair of my sexy lace underwear behind the bureau.  

The only way it could have gotten there is my favorite kind of heat.  When you get home and your so sexually charged up you rip off the clothes. You find clothes just tossed and hanging all over the room. One time If found my bra on top of the fish tank.

Something about being wanted so bad, brings on the good heat.  So that is the heat I rather have right now

Stay Cool - K xox

Dear Diary..

My holiday weekend was so great.  I feel like I'm in recovery mode now since late last night.  Fireworks still remind me of sex, maybe to many things do.  Sometimes sex sparkles and goes off like a big bang and other times it goes up but you don't get what your expecting.

Recently I was told my bed is like a large marshmallow. I have a large puffy white comforter and a ton a fluffy pillows you just can sink yourself on my very soft mattress.  I should call it the toasted marshmallow when I heat things up in my bedroom. 

I'm really not a girl who dwells on relationship titles. I have a good head on my shoulders. I know where I stand all the time with guys. I don't need a title to make myself feel important. When people say hey what a cute couple, I always want to say we are just friends with benefits for shock factor.  I hate people who just assume your relationship status.

Relationship are what you make of them and how you feel when you are them. Don't let titles define you.  Just live in the moment.

Rock this Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

 

If you like Pina coladas, And getting caught in the rain...

 

Well I'm happy it's summer time, but it has not felt like a real summer yet. Maybe I just want long, hot sunny summer days.  Of course, it looks like its gonna rain as the weekend approaches.

 

I saw the most bizarre article recently saying it's bad Sex etiquette if you don't ask about coming on her face, or in mouth, without asking her first.

I see both ways of this "cumming attraction." Talk about a buzz kill when you ask and she says no. What do you do with it then? Just come up with new places till she says yes.

 

I also see the girl's point. Maybe she's not in the mood for a facial. If you're sleeping with someone and you don't know what they really like or dislike does it really even matter?

 

I only have really one pet peeve in the bedroom and if you break it, I am pretty much turned off. I am not sure you could do anything to recover from it that night.  

I can't stand when a guy will push my head/face down to his cock like I have no idea where your cock is located. Trust me, I am going to get there. And if I don't want to blow you, the push of my head won't help at all. As far as your hands on my face or head while I am going down.  I am fine with it- but never rush me.  I know when it's time to blow.

 

Love K ox