Dear Diary...

Happy Hump Day --  You better start your humping around !

When watching porn this week. I saw a girl who had a voice in her asshole. Yes a talking asshole. It was telling her partner to fuck her in the ass. Now that is pretty funny. I usually just put my ass up in the air. Who needs a voice then !

Speaking of ass, you know what kicks ass  --  I am so ready for the NFL play off's. I heard Brett Farve is retired again. When his wife finds out how much ass, he has been getting on the side. I bet he goes back to work next season. 

I am going to a themed Burlesque party at the end of the month. I am thinking of wearing a tight sparkly corest with short black shorts and some sexy sliver sequin shoes. I just love the whole sexual vibe of that era.  I can't wait to go shopping this weekend.

I am feeling very dirty kitty today - so I am going to do some hot calls and hear some dirty secrets.

Love Kitty ox