Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

I am weekend ready already !! -- I have my inner kitty as my sexy weapon.  --Meow

 I know when to flip my hair or brush it from my face every so lightly.   I use my eyes to tell the story knowing your just waiting for my words.  I am going to find some fun this weekend. I am so ready for it !  Watch out this kitty is on the loose.

I saw this glittery corset that ties up the back with thick party type ribbon. To me that sounds like one gift, I might have to get myself.  I would be like a birthday gift just waiting to be opened.

My birthday is coming up this Saturday-- maybe I should I should start the party now.

-- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I am just waiting for the New Year's Eve.  I am going to toast to a new year and toss you all a kiss at midnight.  

I always find New Years Eve to be a dirty holiday. Since most people going out just want to send out the year with a bang.   Watch who you bring home on New Years Eve, its a bad way to kick things off in the morning in a new year.

I am having a house party this year and should be a great time.  Looking forward to spending time with friends and getting crazy.  Plus how easy if I want to hook up since my bedroom is just upstairs.

I have to start making my New Year's Resolutions,  Besides being a dirty kitty, I should really make some goals this upcoming year.  I find no matter what I pick to change, I usually forget what I was doing by early March.  I was thinking of having a goal of getting out of my bed earlier every day. But honestly I can't image any guy wants me to stick to that !

Be Safe and Happy New Year -- Kat

Dear Diary,


It's my Birthday week -- I have had my fair share of martinis and birthday wishes.  The only thing I am still lacking are more birthday spankings.  I have admit I really like spankings.  I am a bigger fan of a getting spanked by hand. I have tried the paddle before.It just gives my whole body a rush. I can't even explain what it does to my sex drive. Now that is what I call a good birthday gift.


I got a special gift this birthday. It was a bejeweled Eiffel Tower. Everyone knows I like sparkly things. Paris is the one place I dream about and hope to go someday. It reminds me that dreams are big and should be followed.  So remind yourself every day to take steps closer to dreams. Now I just have to find that guy to kiss me at the Eiffel Tower. 


Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

I just ordered some Liquid Latex Body Paint   I can just think of all the fun my body is going to have with dripping, pouring, dipping and painting up my body. I am not sure I can wait until it gets here. I forgot the best part the peeling it off. I hope its as much as a sexual turn as I am hoping it will be !  The best part of trying new sexual fetish is you have no idea what will turn you on. 

I was listening to the Rihanna song and the lyrics just stir every emotion inside of me. 

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

It just puts me the mood for the weekend.  I think I need to just go out and just get crazy and let loose this weekend.  Sometimes you just need to live in the moment.   I can taste the martinis already!

Happy Weekend - Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary,

Happy Football Day --   I am going to the Bears Game today.  I am working on my tailgating food.  My homemade breads are baking now. Now I know why people just buy bread. I really should be working on my outfit.  I tend to under dress for football games. I never wear a heavy jacket.  A guy at our tailgate must lend me a sweatshirt every time. He jokes I have on little girl mittens on, but no coat. So this time I am going to come prepared for weather.

Last night I saw some lady cougars at the bar. Just watching them reminds me of a bad frat party at three in the morning. When you'll hook up with anything just to get the job done.   I went out for a few drinks with friends but it ended up being a marathon of martini's. I got my swag on last night and what fun it was !

As much as I have no desire for Christmas, I saw they have a Naughty and Nice panties collection at Victoria Secret. I might have to treat myself to something Naughty this year.

So I was talking to friends about making a logo for Kitty Phone Sex  To be very cute they sent me this logo kitty and said it reminds them of me. I thought you all laugh, So I posted it at the bottom of my diary.  I think I might want to work on an other idea. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

People often ask me do you worry about sharing to much of your life with this blog.  I never once thought about it. It's just a fun place to share my thoughts and stuff going on in my life.   Sometimes I talk about stuff that people can relate with but are afraid to talk about !!  It's pretty liberating if you ask me.

I went to the Chicago Blackhawks game last night,  Why is that guys will spend all night staring at you. It would take less of your time if you just walked over and said hello.   Even if relationships don't spark, I can't see anything wrong with having a conversation and meeting new people.

I am in the middle of re decorating my bedroom.   Maybe people talk about the kitchen being the heart of the home.  To me the bedroom is the real heart of them home.  I spend time in the bedroom, then I do in the kitchen.  (nothing wrong with doing it in the kitchen too).  So this weekend I am working on finding the perfect bedding and pillows for my bed.  You can never have enough pillows. !

I am going out to dinner tonight with a friend. I could label her the type of person who only talks or cares about herself.  So it should be a great time.  I will be so ready to get home and talk to my callers.

off like a prom dress,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary!

Last night I went out with some old friends and the bar had five kinds of Halloween martini's.  I had to drink every one of them over and over.  I could have went as "hungover" tonight as my costume. I am not feeling 100 percent yet today.

I am going as Jenn Sterger for Halloween. All I need is a cell phone and Brett Favre cock. Since Brett has not said it's his cock yet. I am sure -I can find others to fill in.  I am working on my football jersey today. I am not sure if  I should put Sterger on Favre on my jersey yet.  I am going to have so much fun with this costume.  I got this funny Penis Cup to drink out of tonight.  I love sports, so I think this might be the perfect Halloween costume for me.

I always been a fan of trick or treat and dressing up.  I love breaking out theme costumes all the time.  I have way to many "bedroom" costumes for dirty nights of fun in the bedroom   My favorite has always been the latex nurse.  Every guy needs  little check up.

Be Safe -- Happy Halloween--  Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Last night when I was out to dinner and my friends and had a great time. I love sipping martini's and chatting the night away.  One of my good friends mentioned our college history professor.  I could not even sleep last night I was so worked up thinking of him.  He thought I was such a sweet girl, I wonder what he would think if he knew this is what I thought about him...

You bend me over just right
Short skirt pulled over my ass
Spank your school girl
Work your fingers in my throbbing cunt
I want your hard stiff cock
Fuck me deep and hard
Give me a hot warm treat
I was good for my teacher

-Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Being a phone sex girl makes me feel special, I am thankful of all my loyal fans. Maybe I should call them friends,  I always love getting to know them.  I never let that one rotten apple ruin my bunch. It's been fun sharing my life and stories with them.

I am ready for the weekend already and it's only Thursday. I am plan on going to a party with friends  The party invite says "Fall Back"  My guess is she is celebrating the season of Fall.  My god she really took alot of time thinking that theme up.  The first thing I thought of was falling back in bed with my college boyfriend who will be going to the party.  He lives in Texas now, so maybe he want me to ride him like a cowboy.  I have to see if he is ready to fall back with me.

I am doing pretty well at my stripper pole "exercise" class.  Some of the girls in the class have as much sex appeal as a banana.  I am the teacher's pet, she always tell me I am doing a good job.  To bad my teacher is a woman, I would have like to earn a better report card every week.

Tonight I unsure if I should go out with the girls or sack out on the couch in my boy shorts and watch television.

Love Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary,

I am addicted to my iPhone and option to watch porn on it. I must do it every night before bed. I am so addicted that I starting using headphone to hear the porn louder.  I wake up during the night and feel the need to watch more porn and use sex toys. I am sure I need a twelve program.

I am going out with my best friend Ashley this weekend.  She is recovering from a bad break up. I think she feels cock will cure her. I am sure it makes her feel good, but she will need a ton of cum to paste up her broke heart.  I am looking forward to the all the shenanigans we stumble across!! Sometimes you have to be the friend who just let's them go crazy.

I am starting my search this week for the best Halloween costume. Halloween is just excuse for girls to turn any costume in to something slutty.  One year my friend Meg came as a sexy smurf !

Off like a prom dress, Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I know what the term putting your back in to it really means, I had a fun night of sex late last night. I get more then turned on being bent over and just taken from behind.  I was watching a late night show on Cinemax before all this dirty sex happened. How does anyone get off watching that stuff. I have dreams hotter then the show I was watching.

Something about football season turns me on, maybe it's all the hitting from behind and tackles. I just love the thought of being tackled and just played with. I am going to the football game this weekend and I am ready pumped it. I'll just have to get my own touchdown.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

 I am on a mission to clean out all my closets and dresser. Maybe I should sell all my old lingerie. You have no idea how much I have in my bedroom. I am the kind of girl who likes to have sex in the outfit not toss them on the floor.

My stripper pole work-out class is going very well. It's much harder then I thought it would be. I have the sexy part down, I am working on the on climbing the pole and sliding down slowly upside down.  Wow your tits give a good show this way.  This class is more of a work out then working me up.

I found out one of my friend Andrea has never had anal sex before and she asked me if she should try it. It's hard to give advice about ass. But my advice to anyone is to try it. I actually like anal sex, I find it just hard to explain to anyone the rush you feel during anal sex. It can leave me breathless.


Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary,

I was called away for a few days ..  I love my bed and I hate waking up other places unless its after a scandalous night out. Usually when that happens I go home as fast as I wake up. So they wonder if I ever call them.  It gives them something to lust after if you leave before they can ask you alot of questions.

When I was away I had to be on my best behavior, you know how hard that can be for me.  Yes I just busted out laughing.  Maybe because it's so true.   I got so horny I thought I would explode.  I got out my sex toys last night and talked dirty to myself as I worked myself over.  Dam, I missed all my dirty talking phone sex calls.

So it's good to be back !

Miss you ox

Dear Diary...


Have you ever had a hot dream about someone and then ran in to them.  I had this hot dream about a guy friend Mike and then run in to him at the bank.  I wonder if he knew I was sucking his cock in my dream last night.  It's odd I never thought of Mike very much and now I can't stop thinking about him.   I might have to cock tease him up this up coming weekend and see wants happens.

I always looking at new sexual fetish and learning about it.  I have only squirted two times in my life. I have no clue what caused it but I am in the middle of trying to find out what makes me blow.  This should be a "wet situation"

I am in a extra dirty mood today, I wonder if my callers can handle me :)


Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary -

My party over the weekend was great. I love theme parties and dressing up. I switched it last minute from dirty school girl to sexy school teacher with a ruler. I think everyone loved when I threatened a spanking. So the back to school party was given a good report card. Next party should be Halloween !


I spent hours yesterday looking new boots online. I am trying to find a sexy black or dark grey boots. It's my new mission this week.

I finally signed up for a stripper pole exercise dance class this fall. It was odd trying to explain to people you take this class at a gym not a brothel.  Just hope I like it !

 

Love Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary..

It's far to quiet today, I feel like it's the calm before the storm.  It's the weekend so maybe something wild will happen.

I have a new neighbor, a divorced dad of two kids. He watches my  house like a pig in heat. It's suppose to be sunny the next couple of  days. Maybe I should wash my car and make a soapy wet mess. I love being a cock tease. I might have to think of ways to catch him watching from the window.

So the weekend is here and everyone knows Friday night is my night to howl

 

Meow - Kitty <3

Dear Diary..

I am having a good week but so sick of all this rain. I love being wet, but this is crazy. It's been pouring for three days.

I am still sporting a hot pink cast on my right hand. So it's been tricky putting on a bra. Now I know why some guys find them tricky. I will have to get better using one hand. I have already mastered masturbation with sex toys.

I know everyone loves taking off a bra during sex,but I love to leave  it on and just popping on my tits out. I love the way they feel propped up and out of the bra


ooxx -- kitty <3

Dear Diary..

 Went to the movies yesterday. I saw Eat, Pray and Love. I loved the movie, but it was missing the sex. If I am going to eat, pray and love I better be getting laid.


Told my friend about my Friday fling with her brother. She laughed and we are notching it up to summer fun.


So we are starting other week and so looking forward to hearing all the hot dirty hot talk. I got some new sexy sliver heels to break in. I love wearing shoes on my phone sex calls. It brings out my inner kitty. Meow!!



Happy Monday -- <3 Kitty