Dear Dairy,

The truth about the Spring time is that everything just springs up at once. I feel like sex drives just over flow and cocks start popping out like the sun. Maybe it's the weather or the short skirts starting to show up. Everyone gets spring fever!

I have spring fever, my sex drive is over the top. I am shopping for sex toys and summer clothes. I am ready for it all. Bring on the summer cocktails and fun summer nights.  Oh wait it's still March. At least we know its on the way.

As much as I am ready to spring forward. I am loving March Madness.  My friends and I have been smack talking and rooting for teams we never cared about before only to get winning brackets.

Well brackets are for keeping things in order,  so are cock rings. It's one of my new loves.  Cock rings are used to prolong erection because the wearer likes the particular sensation of tightness. Sometimes you have to show the guy your in charge

Kat ox

Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

My Mind is racing today so I will just vent up and get it all before I go wear myself out with the Hitachi magic wand. I could use good release

I really can't stand woman who try's on clothes at stores. Then come out to get approval from a boyfriend or husband. Seriously get a life, if you can't pick out a shirt at the mall. Please stay home. I would also never date the guy whom stands outside and waits. I want to slap your face and tell you to wake up.

So everyone knows what pajamas are, I am telling you, please don't wear them to the supermarket or the bank. How lazy can you be to wear them with boots and flip flops. If your not going to bed or to a hospital. Why not get dressed before going out of the house.

Why is that I always see people having sex in cars in porn. They always seem to fit with no problem, I have actually never have sex in a cars cause I like room to move around. I rather fuck in a limo.

I saw this commercial for a new pill that makes your cock last longer and increase size. I don't care if your a porn star or pizza delivery guy. You should take this pill and tell me if it works. Every girl loves longer and harder. I should buy stock in the company and get all my clients to buy the stuff.

So I addicted to playing Wii, I love it. I feel like I am very good at all the games. I think they should come with some dirty games for adults. How funny would it be learning to jack a cock using the Wii controllers.


Enjoy your Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Talk a little -- Talk a lot ...

I have the love of conversation. I am sure I could talk for hours on any subject. I am so very good at communicating my words. But why is it a struggle when I write a blog. At times, I second guess my topics and re write my thoughts. I wonder if I am being judged for writing what most people wish they could express.

I never found myself like other girls. I always have a ton of girlfriends and guy friends. People often commented, I had a ton of guy friends because they want to sleep with me. As much as that could be true. I have always found that I had wonderful friendships with them. I always found them so protective for me. My entire life I felt I could relate to men.

The world is obsessed with love, sex and money. I would say I am among the obsessed. I spent some of my life confusing the real meaning of all three. I slept with the wrong guys. I love my family. I spent to much money. It took me alot of growing up to know that sex and love are not the same thing. If you cheat, you are cheater. I don't go it was just meaningless sex. If you truly loved that person you would not have cheated. In life people make mistakes and your lucky if your forgiven. Sometimes its harder to forgive yourself.

We live in a world that gets faster and faster. So being a phone sex girl, sometimes I get away from every day life in getting to know my clients. In writing this blog I leave a little window open on my life. Even I sometimes wonder how we all get through the day

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

 

I'm a girl who likes to be on top of stuff,  but I don't like to be on top. 

 

You heard me,  It's a sexual position that does nothing for me.  Maybe cause I don't have an orgasm.  I can't even watch it in porn to get turned on. 

 

But I am a fan of the Reverse cowgirl maybe that's because I like it when I get a spanking.

 

I often joke, I do bad things just for the spanking.  God only knows if that was true I'd be bad all day long.  Something about a hot red mark just heats me up.

 

So I'll leave the top to others and just keep ass slapping sex for myself.

 

oxox- Kat

Dear Diary ...

March Madness just gives me a reason to add a little more madness to my life. Something about teams in brackets just rev my engines. It's the only time I watch basketball. 

I even get pissed when teams I'd never root for before screw up my brackets.  I am sure I am just like everyone else who thinks they know everything about college hoops for a few weeks a year.

I'm so ready for other weekend.  I'm going to find myself in many martini's and all kinds of shenanigans. I feel like I've been such a good girl lately. I need some crazy nights out and bring back my kat-licious ways

It could be a crazy week, its only Monday and I am ready for Friday.   

They say Spring has sprung but I'm going to put the madness in to March


-- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

I am weekend ready already !! -- I have my inner kitty as my sexy weapon.  --Meow

 I know when to flip my hair or brush it from my face every so lightly.   I use my eyes to tell the story knowing your just waiting for my words.  I am going to find some fun this weekend. I am so ready for it !  Watch out this kitty is on the loose.

I saw this glittery corset that ties up the back with thick party type ribbon. To me that sounds like one gift, I might have to get myself.  I would be like a birthday gift just waiting to be opened.

My birthday is coming up this Saturday-- maybe I should I should start the party now.

-- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

You know you think of big cock too often when you go to Subway and it's the first thing you're thinking of. First of all, I should blame Subway.

The sandwich does not have enough meat inside, which then makes you think you should order double meat. The double meat brings me to cock, then I am all excited while swallowing down a foot-long double-stuffed sub. Who ever thought going to Subway would be so exciting!

I have to admit I am cock watcher. I'm always checking out a guy's crotch, and estimating how big his meat is that he's packing.

I recall this time I was expecting a large package. He had a small cock with bigger balls. It was like getting socks for a gift.

Hoping for a "big" weekend - go nuts !

Dear Diary ...

I had a family wedding this past weekend . You  know it's a good wedding when you're wearing the brides gown at 2 a.m. in the hotel bar.

I love how many people said congratulations to me. They never noticed the dress wasn't even fitting right. I was also wearing pink beach flip flops with a bridal gown.   

I should have went home with some random hotel guest, acting like I just got married and was already cheating.  Too bad I thought of that when I woke up wearing a veil and snuggling with a bag of snacks.

A few months ago, I went to a wedding where a bridesmaid ended up having sex with the best man.  She got pregnant.  That gives a new term to shotgun wedding.

I always find it fun to hook up at weddings, but this time I hooked up with the open bar instead.  The hangover was worse then the walk of shame.


Luv Kat ox

Dear Diary...

 

If you like Pina coladas, And getting caught in the rain...

 

Well I'm happy it's summer time, but it has not felt like a real summer yet. Maybe I just want long, hot sunny summer days.  Of course, it looks like its gonna rain as the weekend approaches.

 

I saw the most bizarre article recently saying it's bad Sex etiquette if you don't ask about coming on her face, or in mouth, without asking her first.

I see both ways of this "cumming attraction." Talk about a buzz kill when you ask and she says no. What do you do with it then? Just come up with new places till she says yes.

 

I also see the girl's point. Maybe she's not in the mood for a facial. If you're sleeping with someone and you don't know what they really like or dislike does it really even matter?

 

I only have really one pet peeve in the bedroom and if you break it, I am pretty much turned off. I am not sure you could do anything to recover from it that night.  

I can't stand when a guy will push my head/face down to his cock like I have no idea where your cock is located. Trust me, I am going to get there. And if I don't want to blow you, the push of my head won't help at all. As far as your hands on my face or head while I am going down.  I am fine with it- but never rush me.  I know when it's time to blow.

 

Love K ox

Dear Diary,
 

In watching television and porn it just crossed my mind that it just gives you high expectations.

 

You're watching television and couples fall in love. The romance level is so high it makes you wonder why you're drinking red wine from Costco with a bag of cheese puffs. They are toasting with dom perignon, nibbling on strawberries on a bed of rose petals.

 

Then after my tv shows, I'm watching porn and girls are slobbering cock and begging you to invite buddies over to fill her up.  She's pounded so hard I thought she might break in two parts.

 

So, I'm all for love and sex but sometimes expecting what you're watching is not what you're going to get.

 

Make your own Fairy Tale

 

Happy Friday ox

 

Dear Diary..

 

I have the song Girls wanna have fun stuck in my head. So I figured why not get out and try something fun this upcoming weekend.  So I'm get Vajazzled.

 

That sounds like a dirty sex term which will probably happen after I get my vagina decortated with some sparkly crystals. 

 

I really cant think of what design yet. I am not going to get some lame butterfly or red rose.  I am going to have to think of something that just bring's out my inner diva. This winter has put me in a winter blues and now I have to sparke it up.

 

If I am buying sparkly shoes..  this is the next step !

 

Love Kat ox

 

Dear Diary.....

So I'm taking a few classes in web technologies right now, I'm pretty sure I'm taking going back to school a little to serious - so I got myself a lunch box. I just get a spring in my step just bringing it to class.

I thought about wearing a school girl skirt but it was a tad to short for wearing in public. I would surely get
an A+. If I had a man for a teacher in that outfit.

Maybe I should start trolling campus for some college guys to teach a few lessons too.

Happy Thursday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Everyone has sexual technique they feel they could work on. It's most people just can't be honest with themselves.  How many times have you heard -- I am good in bed.  

I know mine is being on top, I feel like I don't get as sexual aroused. I'm sure I need to improve my strength in my hips to stay on top till I explode. 

I love the feeling of being on top as I'm taking control of my partner. So I found this new device at when shopping for new sex toys

I am waiting for my sex stool to arrive, it says it has a great bounce to it.  I am going to bounce my way to having an orgasm on top.

Dear Diary...

I can't believe I am saying this -- I am not weekend ready, so in my world that means something will happen. I feel like the best things happen when you don’t plan them. Maybe I will just open a bottle of vodka and just let it just rip. So in looking for something to trigger my inner dirty side today. 

 

I saw this product on sex toy site that offers a "clone a willy" kit. Yes I am serious you actually make a mold of a hard cock. First of all I am sure it’s arousing making this mold for some sexual play. But I have to admit something If I was going to spice things up why would I want a sex toy in the shape of a cock I am already getting. Maybe we could borrow a cock to mold so we can mix things up. I also can't see myself purchasing anything called willy -- It reminds me small cock. 

 

So I guess I have to settle for some pink hand cuffs and see who I can catch this weekend !

 

- K ox

 

Dear Diary...

My weekend was full of bing, bang and boom and let's not forget the sizzle and spice. I had to spend most of Sunday in my pajamas relaxing to recover! As much as I like the getting out and living it up. I have to admit I am hometown girl with strong family roots and enjoy just doing nothing.

Well speaking of nothing, I think nothing of being open about my sexuality. I don't advertise it, but if I am asked a direct question. I will answer it, but only about my sexual actions. I don't kiss and tell about others. Not everyone likes their dirty laundry shared.

Last week, I ran to a bunch of old friends, one of them had his new girlfriend with him. Funny thing is that his new girlfriend is someone I had sexual relations with a few years back in a threesome with my boyfriend at the time. It's a small world and people often date or have sex with other people you know. But this will be the first time , I tell a guy friend, it's not your friend I hooked up with it's your girlfriend.

So tonight when I call him, first of all he will find out I like girls as well, but so does his girlfriend.

 

Happy Monday oxoxo

Dear Diary..

Believe or not, I even struggle with the good girl - bad girl syndrome. Sometimes I let it all go, sometimes I filter myself. It's a shame we live in a society that judges people on sexual expression. So adding to my bucket list of 2012 I'm getting my screaming orgasm on.

I saw this sex toy, which they call then chin strap dildo. It looks like dentist headgear from childhood or crazy helmet of Star Wars. I love the thought and the feeling of this sex toy. But honestly I'd have to be insanely drunk to not laugh at that coming towards me in bed.So I am still on my mission for a new hot sex toy but this device won't cut it. 

I am getting together with a large group of old friends this weekend. The funny part is that everyone going out this weekend has had sex with at least one other person in the group. Things could go one way or other, we could have some re kindled one night stands or drunk drama fest. I am so looking forward to stirring up the trouble. I am one for getting things going then watching the fire burn.

Back to more researching more sex toys-- Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Nothing like a week on a cruise ship to get away for life.   I could have stayed for weeks !

I always found the TV show Love Boat to be a joke when couples just met and fell in love on a cruise.  Now if they said if the boat's rocking don't come knocking. I would totally buy it. Something about being on a cruise just brings out everyone's fun side. Maybe it's the cruise director always trying to pump up the crowd. Trust me I don't need any help, that just brings out the devil in me.

I saw this girl on the cruise that was a cock tease.  I have no problem with that, but she was an in your face cock tease which made her coming across like a slut.  I am subtle cock tease. I like get my message across with some mystery. Never give them everything right away. Keep them wondering what is next.  It's like grabbing a guy by his balls.  He has no idea if your going give a hand or blow job.

I only had one problem on the cruise. The only way to get away from some guys is to toss them overboard. 

Love K ox

Dear Diary...

Dam the Summer weather came on with a bang, it got hotter then hell for a few days. I found the best t-shirt for the summer-- It's baby pink with the words "handle your scandal" I think this just gives me the excuse to get in trouble now. I might have to find some more cute funny shirts to wear out and stir up my summer.

I saw this lengthy porn clip of the weekend and I have been debating it in my mind. It's not the first time I've seen this in porn. It was entirely porn of fisting and fingering compilation. I for one have never been fisted. I am not closed to it. but honestly I think I find fingers to be much hotter. If you get me with your fingers you might even win my heart over.

Happy Hump Day to you all - but I be happier with happy fingered all day.

Love Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Some people like to stay out late
Some folks can't hold out that long
But nobody wants to go home now.
there's too much goin' on.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight

I am ready to go out this weekend, that is my theme song.  I am making the best of every minute.  I will be giving the guys a heartache this weekend. I am ready to break some hearts. <3

Get out there and find your inner magic !

Make things happen 

~~Kit ox