Dear Diary...

I watched the Oscars Sunday night. The first thing I thought of was If I had won an Oscar, I would use my statue as a sex toy.  Now that would give me orgasmic night.  I have a thing for bigger things.

You know I like big, I got one of the best Pump Up Rubber sex toy. It just doubles in girth! It's like fucking yourself with many dicks in one night. You can use so many sizes with the pump. Talk about giving yourself a gang bang.

Sometimes it's all about size but if you don't know how to use it then time to perfect the motion.

- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary...

I often read other blogs and wonder why girls feel the need to
exaggerate on how many dicks they slobber a week. You can be sexy,
dirty and hot without making yourself look like a cheap tramp.

Often you hear a tattoo called a tramp stamp. I could
never get one, I can't handle the pain.  I recently heard of this
company that you can get temporary ink with no needles. They draw and paint
on your body and it last months.  I am thinking of getting the Hello Kitty
with a devils horns. How cute would that be on my ass

Well I am looking forward to getting my devil on this weekend !

Happy almost hump day ! -- Kat ox

Dear Diary,

 

I went to the eye doctor this morning. The eye doctor says to me, you should really leave the lights on. I think he is talking about sex. He is talking about when I use the computer. He then says I should use bigger. I wanted to say big is the only way I go. but he was talking about computer screens.

I think maybe my doctor figured out  I'm a dirty girl. He could see the slight smile on my face when he was talking. I'm glad my doctor suggest I should go big and leave the lights on.

I always do what my doctor says--  now it's going to be a good week

 

-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

We already learned I love lip gloss lips. But what I have learned one thing about kissing recently.

I am truly disappointed if your a bad kisser. I will probably kick you to the curb quickly. I'm sure if people are bad kissers or just not right for the person for you to kiss. 

I guess everyone has a style of kissing they like or gets them going.  I have learned that once I start really kissing someone the next step is sex. I go from 0 to 60 in seconds. I am not saying I skip over fore play. Does anyone even call it that anymore? Sometimes a kiss is a just a kiss but for me it's get my engine roaring !

So I am about to kiss this weekend away-   Let's see how hot it gets !!

Smooch -- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I am just waiting for the New Year's Eve.  I am going to toast to a new year and toss you all a kiss at midnight.  

I always find New Years Eve to be a dirty holiday. Since most people going out just want to send out the year with a bang.   Watch who you bring home on New Years Eve, its a bad way to kick things off in the morning in a new year.

I am having a house party this year and should be a great time.  Looking forward to spending time with friends and getting crazy.  Plus how easy if I want to hook up since my bedroom is just upstairs.

I have to start making my New Year's Resolutions,  Besides being a dirty kitty, I should really make some goals this upcoming year.  I find no matter what I pick to change, I usually forget what I was doing by early March.  I was thinking of having a goal of getting out of my bed earlier every day. But honestly I can't image any guy wants me to stick to that !

Be Safe and Happy New Year -- Kat

Dear Diary,

I usually like holiday season a little, but I might be at my breaking point of hearing about people holiday cheer.  I could jump in bed and sleep till 2014.  

Maybe I will just put sex on my mind to block out the Christmas countdown, Holiday songs and wrapping presents. 

Let's not forget how much I still have to do.   I guess I rather wear red panties and just watch porn on my iphone.

Ho it up this week it might be the best ho ho ho you get this season.

Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Friday

It's that time again.....  Man I wish I was talking about sex 

Let's be clear --  I have nothing against marriage.   

I can't even count how many bridesmaid appearances and weddings I'm attending within the next year.  I am starting to have nightmares of unflattering bridesmaid dresses and dancing the YMCA with my friends drunk Uncle.

The only perk in being in a wedding.  Maybe you can have a sex with the someone in the wedding party.  Because by the time the wedding happens.  Everyone is stressed from listening to the Bridezilla and it just seems fitting.

The last wedding I attended, My handsome date passed out after the open bar reception.  So I stuffed myself with wedding cake, drank the mini bar and watched a couple hook up at the pool.   It was like watching live porn, but I was to far away to hear the actual sounds.

So I am off to get fitted for a bridesmaid dress -  let's hope it has easy access, I plan on getting devious in my dress.

Dear Diary..

I am all for being tied up but I am handcuff girl. I don't mean fuzzy girly handcuffs, which are very cute and fun. I have used a man's tie, silk scarf and rope among many things.   But I am certain I am all for metal handcuffs. I want to feel the cold metal steel cuffs against my skin.

When I see a police officer, I often just think of getting arrested with his cuffs.   Maybe he should bend me over and frisk me.  It's to bad I have to commit a crime to get that kind of Interrogation.

I get even more turned on making my guy submit to will when I cuff him.  I love watching his face when I am in charge.   Sometimes you have to just take charge and get what you want.

Speaking of things I want besides summer to start...

Maybe I need a new pair silver metal cuffs.

Dear Diary..

Well my carpal tunnel syndrome has flared up again. So hand jobs are ruled out. Not that I mind cause I never give then anyways. Maybe I can get a note from my doctor. Never know when your going to need proof of injury.  I should get a medical bracelet so I can show it just before hooking up.
 

Going to the spa tomorrow afternoon. I love listening to woman getting their first bikini wax. It's like listening to muffled squeaks and screams from the next room. I am usually beyond turned on after being waxed. So listening to their pain just makes me brings out the beast in me.

Watch out weekend - Here I cum..

Dear Diary..

I should be probably be punished for not blogging the last two weeks,  But I would then like the punishment and start slacking on blogging all the time.

Well March Madness came and went way to quickly and I find nothing sexy about Easter. So let's more on to April.   I find April to be a cocktease.  It's not warm enough for summer and still cool from Winter.

So baseball season is here and the first thing that comes to mind is the word base. I remember when I was young and hooked up with a boy. Your friends would say what "base" did you get too. I look back at it now and just laugh.  First of all cause every person had a definition of what second base was.   So was it under the shirt or over the shirt. ?  Now all I think  about is getting a homerun.   The only thing I like about baseball is homeruns and having a cold beverage sitting in the sun.  So hopefully I will find both this weekend

Happy Friday

 

Dear Diary..

 

I have the song Girls wanna have fun stuck in my head. So I figured why not get out and try something fun this upcoming weekend.  So I'm get Vajazzled.

 

That sounds like a dirty sex term which will probably happen after I get my vagina decortated with some sparkly crystals. 

 

I really cant think of what design yet. I am not going to get some lame butterfly or red rose.  I am going to have to think of something that just bring's out my inner diva. This winter has put me in a winter blues and now I have to sparke it up.

 

If I am buying sparkly shoes..  this is the next step !

 

Love Kat ox

 

Dear Diary...

All I do lately is look for new shoes .. 

 

Maybe the reason Cinderella was so happy the shoe fit wasn't because of the Prince. Maybe it was the shoes.

I really love shoes and I wear them to fit my many moods.

The sexier I feel, the higher the heel.  So bring me black, sleek, glittery or with a spike it just brings out the vixen in me.  don't even get started on boots.   

 

I always pick a sexy pair and wear in the bedroom. He won't forget the way that heel feels pressed up against him

 

Off to find the perfect pair for this hump day ...

 

-- Kat ox

 

 

Now this what I call celebrating my Birthday 

 

Hopefully this weekend I can make sure I get all my birthday spankings

 

Thanks for sharing other year with me

 

Love ~ Kat ox

 

 

 

Dear Diary..

Remember when you got excited for this on Valentine's Day in Elementary school.

I remember writing out the little cards for my friends and eating cupcakes in a classroom.  Now that was just a simple time.

As we get older we forget that little card was enough to make you feel special. 

As much as I love flowers, candy and handcuffs. Sometimes it's just remembering to tell loved ones you care.

Happy Valentine's Day

- K ox

Dear Diary,

To swallow or not to swallow. Not sure why it's even a question ?

I used to always get creative with the cum shot. But after waking up in it later or finding it in my long hair.

I started the inside me approach, I find it sexy and powerful in just swallowing his load.  It gives him something to look at on my wet glossed lips. He will never look at my mouth the same.

I ran in to an ex boyfriend at a hockey game last week.   I kept touching my lips as we spoke. I noticed him turned on as I walked away.

Just proves my point my mouth makes them melt

Happy Monday !

Love K ox

Dear Diary...

After the Patriots lost on Sunday in the AFC Championship Game. I might now know what it feels to get tackled by Vince Wilfork. That was one big hit from behind.

I really have no Superbowl spirit, but I am rooting for the 49ers.  Plus thank god we only have to watch Ray Lewis one more time. So really the only good thing the Superbowl has to offer is that it's in New Orleans.  

I am going to sound as cold as the weather right now. I was reading an article about a teacher and her high school student. They sent each other dirty texts daily. The teacher said her student lover would send texts that kept her coming back for more. She could not stay way because his texts got her so hot and horny. Damm I either better go back to school or find myself a student.  I'm very sure going to jail is not worth it.

Seriously, I'd like to read what he texted her. That would probably warm up this week.  It's a tit nippy outside. I find nothing sexy about mittens unless that is the only thing your wearing.  

So Keep Warm-- Kat ox

Dear Diary.....

So I'm taking a few classes in web technologies right now, I'm pretty sure I'm taking going back to school a little to serious - so I got myself a lunch box. I just get a spring in my step just bringing it to class.

I thought about wearing a school girl skirt but it was a tad to short for wearing in public. I would surely get
an A+. If I had a man for a teacher in that outfit.

Maybe I should start trolling campus for some college guys to teach a few lessons too.

Happy Thursday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Girl's Night Out started on Friday night at dinner and ended on Sunday late afternoon. It was suppose to be just dinner but ended up a weekend full of cocktails, spa, shopping and parties. It was just what the doctor ordered.

Went for a bikini wax at the spa. Something about the intimate touch and the wax pain is like an instant sexual turn on for me. It's like kinky foreplay. I can't explain what I love best how the pain feels as it's waxed. Maybe I love just having this young hot Asian girl putting me in sexual positions to give me a brazilian wax.

So now my sexual drive is in over drive. It's to bad I can't get vagina waxed everyday.

Maybe it's a good day to start looking for new sex toys.


<3 Kat ox

Dear Diary,

 

I have to admit I love seeing family, friends, shopping, presents and cocktails. But I do all of that year around so holidays don't really thrill me. I rather sleep the winter away like Yogi Bear. Wake me up New Years Eve and I'll kiss someone in to a new year.

 

Saw some hometown friends over the Thanksgiving holiday's at a cocktail 

reunion party. One of the girls who

I've seriously have not seen in so many years brings her boyfriend to the party. I never had the heart to tell her almost every girl at the party had hooked up with him already. I guess he's still working his way thru the childhood friend group. Somethings never change but its good to go home again.

 

Since it's black Friday and the only holiday excitement I can muster is going to sit on Santa's lap at the mall

 

Love Kat ox

  

Dear Diary,

New dating relationships remind me of a game of cat and mouse.  It's a contrived action involving constant pursuit, near captures, and repeated until one of you gets so tired that you just settle down. 

Sometimes you just have to shake your stuff till you get what you want then pull it away.  Keep things hot and you'll never settle.

My Chicago friends recently just went away with out me and no fun trouble happened on the trip.  No one hooked up, no one was that hungover and no hotel security. I just have to face the fact I am the reason this stuff might happens. I am just not sure how they lasted all week with me.  I would have been bored to death !

so make stuff happen this week !-- Kat ox