Dear Diary..

I watch porn and change the type of porn that turns me on pending my moods.

Lately I can't find anything that revs my engine. I guess it's time to find a new site or clips. What a let down when your looking at porn and you can't find anything. It's like your thirsty but you only have warm water.

My biggest pet peeve in porn is when the sex action doesn't match the voices. Nothing like hearing a good spanking and he's pulling her hair. Or she's saying fuck me and he's taking off his shirt. Mind you, I love all that stuff but I want to hear and see it happening.  I don't want to hear a sexy voice over that never matches.

A few year's ago I got asked by a porn film company to use my voice for voice over work. I actually turned them down. I probably should have taken the job and showed them a thing or two on making porn sound just as hot as the sex.

Must be why I love the dirty talk nothing gets me going more then just talking about it

Happy Sunday -- oxo

Dear Diary...

I often read other blogs and wonder why girls feel the need to
exaggerate on how many dicks they slobber a week. You can be sexy,
dirty and hot without making yourself look like a cheap tramp.

Often you hear a tattoo called a tramp stamp. I could
never get one, I can't handle the pain.  I recently heard of this
company that you can get temporary ink with no needles. They draw and paint
on your body and it last months.  I am thinking of getting the Hello Kitty
with a devils horns. How cute would that be on my ass

Well I am looking forward to getting my devil on this weekend !

Happy almost hump day ! -- Kat ox

Dear Diary....

 

Today is far to quiet, I feel like it might be the perfect day to start acting like it's Christmas season.  I'm not putting up a Christmas tree yet.  But I finally put lights up outside, so Santa knows to cum to my house.  I will finish my wish list for Santa.  No doubt I'm the kinda of bad girl, I can be sure I'm a good girl on his list.

I also start buying some Christmas gifts. I went online shopping to kick start my ho-ho-ho spirit -- then I found the perfect new underwear for me -Mistletoe underwear.

Now if that doesn't send the clear message on what direction his mouth will head after a kissing me hello under the mistletoe. 

One of my biggest turn's on is his mouth. It starts with what he says to me then how he is going to use that mouth to please me.

So maybe the holiday's are starting to warm up my heart like in the movie the Grinch. His heart started growing three times it's size.  I am either ready for the holidays or maybe I am horny...

Love K ox

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Dear Diary

I always laugh when guys make a big deal about girls at a strip club. Honestly I never saw why it's a huge deal. It's not like I we don't have the same body parts. I can see how it's hot watching two girls together.

I loved my first lap dance. Her name was "Petal" and she works me over. When she touched my face I wanted to jut kiss her. I got hooked right away. Since then,  I have always find it so hot to give a sexy hot grinding lap dance.

It's takes practice to perfect the grind.  I always found the best way to perfect my lap dance. I

put on sexy music and use a chair.

When my date least expects it I then turn on my talents and gives his lap a grind. To real spice it up I tie him

to the chair

Oh I am ready for the weekend -- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary...
 

Just my Friday ramble to end this crazy week!

I love when I am watching a show or a movie and the girl shows up wearing nothing but a raincoat. Sometimes she is wearing nothing other times with sexy lingerie. It got me thinking I have never rocked a rain coat in that matter. I tend to wear lingerie under my outfit. I am in search now for the perfect raincoat for delivering myself to the front door. I have no need rainy weather, but I am sure that it's going to make me wet.
 

I feel like weeks are going by so fast and I can't keep up lately. So I been working on doing nothing. It's hard not to do anything when iphone porn and word with friends games is just a click away. So I'm not sure I can lay alone and do nothing in bed for hours. But I will give it a try.  I don't really recall the last time I did nothing for hours.

My friends and I are debating dirty talk lately. I am natural at dirty talk it's just a talent. But people often ask me how to be better at it, it's all timing, topic and tone. Sometimes you can say the most simple subject and make yourself seem ready to bent over the table. I would say some people try to hard at it and it then sounds forced. Maybe I should be giving a class on dirty talk 101. Break out my school girl skirt and teach the world.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I have come to terms with what I am.  I am a huge flirt and I am fine with it.  You can call me a cock tease and I could live with that.  I like a guy who can really flirt with me.  He should be able to get my panties wet before he even touches me.

When I say flirt with me,  I am not talking dirty talk. But I do like it tossed in here and there. You can start with eye contact, sly smiles and flattery.  Everyone wants to hear comments that linger in the mind.

If your going to flirt I say go right for it, send texts, emails or just pull me in so very close just to tell me something simple. Just feeling your'e body heat can just rise up the chemistry.

Sometimes the art of flirting is just staging a chance encounter, whether the event happens or not the rush can be explosive.

Get out and flirt this weekend and make me proud

Have a great one   oxox

Dear Diary..

This weather is driving me crazy,one day it's warm the next day so chilly. I'm ready for summer and all the fun it will brings. I want it so very hot like the dirty scenes in the movie from nine and half weeks.

I want sex in rainy alley or spoon feed sensual foods draped on the kitchen floor. maybe I need a summer affair like this movie.

With all this talk it will be a Happy Hump Day

oxox

Dear Diary

I had my tarot cards and a palm reading in the some month, I am starting to feel like the Psychic Friends Network. It's fun and creepy to just sit there and listen to your life. I might be a little more freaked out that they said the same thing on both readings. Maybe I am sucker but some of the stuff really made sense.  I know they tell you general stuff and you just make it fit in your life.  Maybe I go my tea leaves or crystal ball reading next. I might has well get from all sides.

I got the most funniest message recently a guy offered to be my fuck buddy.  Does he really think I am lacking sex that much.  But wait does that stuff really even work.  You just say want to be fuck buddies and the other person says yes.   I might have to try this out.  I am pretty sure it comes with more questions then a simple yes or no.

One of my ex boyfriends from years ago calls and texts me all the time, it's usually just friendly talk but when I am drinking I toss in the sexual flirty texts here and there. The funny thing he is dating
a new girl now. I got to meet her this weekend. She was giving me the eye like I am her competition.  I wanted to say been there, done that-- He  is all yours.  But no worry  he will still text me tonight when your in his bed. Funny how girls just assume I want him back cause he wanted to meet up this weekend.

I had a super fun weekend and I wish the summer would slow down.  I feel like I have so much more I want to do and its now August.  My psychic told me to take a leap of faith.  To me that means just do what I want and see what happens. Dam she has no idea how much trouble that will cause me

Bring it on !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

I am in the middle of drinking the most tasty summer cocktail over the weekend on the deck with friends.  Often once the drink start flowing my friends ask about my phone sex company.  One of my guy friends said I have never had phone sex. I was pretty much shell shocked at first but then I thought about it.  I am sure alot of people have not had phone sex. You have no idea what your missing.

I am not sure how it's never happened for him.  I always called my boyfriends in college and talked dirty. Even if not full blown  phone sex. I am a huge flirt or cock tease, no matter what you call it. I get the job done and them ticking all the time. It makes them want to see or talk  to you again. I know how to keep my guy in line

So my buddy is very curious about it all now, I might have to have a few drinks and call him one night ....   That might get me best friend status

Happy Monday--

Love Kit-Kat :)

Dear Diary

I am watching a porn the other day and I am still remembering this part of the clip. They have this girl tied down and a couple getting her off only using fingers and toys.  Now this is my kind of party but that was not the part that got me curious

The guy was showing how to touch the g-spot with his two fingers, this girl was going insane.  I was starting to wonder if I have  been missing my g spot or was this guy a magic man.   He had this girl squirt and lose control more times then I can recall.  I am sure she was an actress but of course now I am  in much need of a g spot expert.

I have only squirted two times in my life, once with myself and the rabbit vibrator. The other time was with college boyfriend. I  think he was so drunk he thought he wet himself.  It's funny back then I did not think much of it. But now I should have kept that guy around.

So maybe this weekend I'll go hunting on my g spot -- what ever you do make it a wet and wild weekend

Love K ox

Dear Diary

As I said it last week sometimes weekends can bring you in any directions.  If you can just live in the moment.  A kiss can sweep you away.  You can meet someone new that reminds you of your past. But maybe it will bring you a new present. I am pretty much know if you don't put yourself out there you will never find happiness.

Speaking of happiness   I was out shopping the other night.   I found something that makes me happy. No I am not talk about Mc Donald's but dam I love it there.  I am talking about lip gloss.  It's my new vice.  All the pretty shades and glittery options.  I always want to pick out shades and sparkle that turn guys on.. Just picturing that sticky lippy mess smears on my lips during dirty moments.  I just get wet panties picking out my new lip gloss.

I guess my hot mouth loves a lip gloss as much as it loves to talk dirty

Kit ox

Dear Diary..

It must be all the hitting from behind, but today is like a holiday for me !   I love NFL Sunday football.

When I am at the football game it's like a tailgate of  male testosterone, cocktails, food and physical chemistry. I love every minute of it. My friends and I love to rile all the guys up at the tailgate.  If you have never hooked up at a tailgate. I suggest you try it out. It's a playground for adults.  Most people say that about Vegas but at the right football tailgate you can hit nirvana.

Even when my NFL teams are on the road.  I just enjoy cooking up a feast and jumping on the couch with friends, You have to make the best of every moment. Sometimes the little things in life can turn out to be the most fun

Speaking of little, do you guys really want to be told you have a big cock even if it's little. I really can't do that !  I usually come up some other great qualities that cock might have that are impressive.  

So I mixed cock and football, but it takes big balls to get this girl going !

Tackle Me,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary ...

I got a brand new Hitachi wand and my inner dirty kitty is back. It's funny how much a sex toy can changed my day. This time I got the two attachment pieces for the Hitachi magic wand.  Now I know what my weekend will be filled with.  I have to try out the new attachment parts in my body parts. 

I feel like going to bed already, but I sense it's a bit early. I will save my sex toy fun for Friday night. I make it sound I will only use it tonight. I use toy before bed every night.  I can't even sleep with out it. The last few days without Hitachi wand have been a bit dull.    It's the one toy that gets me hot and wet. I know what it feels like to fast and furious now.

So other then working myself over and getting my Halloween costume together. Plus I am going to a party with friends.  I am really looking forward to kicking off the weekend. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I learned alot this weekend, It's funny what a crazy night can bring.  My friend Jessica can't walk in high heels. She got drunk and fell and broke her wrist. Now she is like blaming everyone else, but herself.  The only person I would blame was her and some guy Tim whom got her so drunk thinking he could get lucky.  The only thing he got was a text from the hospital saying she won't be stopping over. 

A guy asked me for my phone number and I said no, he then try to pick up my friend with the same line.  Sorry you really should work on your game if you only have one pick up line.

I went to the movies this weekend.  I still don't know why more people don't try and hook in there.  I saw Social Networking and I got a little social   I have no problem with being dirty in public as long as I am not getting arrested.  You have to pick the perfect seats and let the games begin.  You should at least eat the popcorn first.  The movie was good, but the dirty action I got in the movies was better !

It's other long weekend over and I am ready for my callers.  I hope someone has a really dirty secret.

Kitty oxo

Dear Diary,

I was called away for a few days ..  I love my bed and I hate waking up other places unless its after a scandalous night out. Usually when that happens I go home as fast as I wake up. So they wonder if I ever call them.  It gives them something to lust after if you leave before they can ask you alot of questions.

When I was away I had to be on my best behavior, you know how hard that can be for me.  Yes I just busted out laughing.  Maybe because it's so true.   I got so horny I thought I would explode.  I got out my sex toys last night and talked dirty to myself as I worked myself over.  Dam, I missed all my dirty talking phone sex calls.

So it's good to be back !

Miss you ox