Dear Diary....

Everyone tells me write a book about the phone sex side of my life. Are you kidding me? I have enough problems writing blogs. Let's be serious I'd be better as an actress staring in my own life story then writing a book.

Maybe I should call myself a sexologist. I never disclose the communications I have with my callers to anyone. I am like a doctor with her clients, but I wearing pink boy-shorts. I love hearing all the dirty secrets and stories that come with my phone sex company.

People often ask me what are the guys like who call you. It's just like real life, you get the good and the bad. Sometimes they touch your heart when you least expect it. Then other times you want kick them to the curb. Sounds alot like my last boyfriend

So maybe I just feel like the phone sex doctor, when I make my clients feel better. But honestly I am just the girl next store with the voice of sin. Sometimes that is just what the doctor ordered.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

I always laugh when guys make a big deal about girls at a strip club. Honestly I never saw why it's a huge deal. It's not like I we don't have the same body parts. I can see how it's hot watching two girls together.

I loved my first lap dance. Her name was "Petal" and she works me over. When she touched my face I wanted to jut kiss her. I got hooked right away. Since then,  I have always find it so hot to give a sexy hot grinding lap dance.

It's takes practice to perfect the grind.  I always found the best way to perfect my lap dance. I

put on sexy music and use a chair.

When my date least expects it I then turn on my talents and gives his lap a grind. To real spice it up I tie him

to the chair

Oh I am ready for the weekend -- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary

Have you ever woken up after a night out and said to yourself what the hell happen ?. Then you realize you're not alone and you very slowly turn and try and piece together the night. Then you have a massive hangover so you are in no mood to play detective. So you either hope your guest is asleep, you can fall back asleep or they go home without all the awkward chat. That was my weekend, so I am happy to say I have recovered and it's now hump day.  What a perfect time to rally for a new weekend coming up.
 

You're so vain you think my diary is about you - I often wonder why a person think it's about  them. Unless I tell you, I am blogging about you, then honestly it's not you.   I must be writing some stuff lately that struck a cord with a few of you. It's funny to hear some of you can relate to my tales.

Tonight I am taking a bubble bath and watching porn.  Not sure in which order yet. but I can't wait to wear myself out before bed

Love K ox

 

Dear Diary..

I am Weekend Ready !!

A few of my friends just got out of serious relationships. We are going to theme the weekend as "break up bonanza" everyone goes crazy to help friends bounce back to the real world!

Speaking of being on my back. When I see a hot porn clip. I always bookmark it on my phone. When things heat up in the bedroom. I like to whip out my phone and play the clip. I love showing them what I want or how I liked to be talked too!! So my phone won't the only thing I hope gets whipped out this weekend

Happy Weekend

Kit-

Dear Diary..

I just ordered some Liquid Latex Body Paint   I can just think of all the fun my body is going to have with dripping, pouring, dipping and painting up my body. I am not sure I can wait until it gets here. I forgot the best part the peeling it off. I hope its as much as a sexual turn as I am hoping it will be !  The best part of trying new sexual fetish is you have no idea what will turn you on. 

I was listening to the Rihanna song and the lyrics just stir every emotion inside of me. 

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

It just puts me the mood for the weekend.  I think I need to just go out and just get crazy and let loose this weekend.  Sometimes you just need to live in the moment.   I can taste the martinis already!

Happy Weekend - Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary..

It must be all the hitting from behind, but today is like a holiday for me !   I love NFL Sunday football.

When I am at the football game it's like a tailgate of  male testosterone, cocktails, food and physical chemistry. I love every minute of it. My friends and I love to rile all the guys up at the tailgate.  If you have never hooked up at a tailgate. I suggest you try it out. It's a playground for adults.  Most people say that about Vegas but at the right football tailgate you can hit nirvana.

Even when my NFL teams are on the road.  I just enjoy cooking up a feast and jumping on the couch with friends, You have to make the best of every moment. Sometimes the little things in life can turn out to be the most fun

Speaking of little, do you guys really want to be told you have a big cock even if it's little. I really can't do that !  I usually come up some other great qualities that cock might have that are impressive.  

So I mixed cock and football, but it takes big balls to get this girl going !

Tackle Me,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Being a phone sex girl makes me feel special, I am thankful of all my loyal fans. Maybe I should call them friends,  I always love getting to know them.  I never let that one rotten apple ruin my bunch. It's been fun sharing my life and stories with them.

I am ready for the weekend already and it's only Thursday. I am plan on going to a party with friends  The party invite says "Fall Back"  My guess is she is celebrating the season of Fall.  My god she really took alot of time thinking that theme up.  The first thing I thought of was falling back in bed with my college boyfriend who will be going to the party.  He lives in Texas now, so maybe he want me to ride him like a cowboy.  I have to see if he is ready to fall back with me.

I am doing pretty well at my stripper pole "exercise" class.  Some of the girls in the class have as much sex appeal as a banana.  I am the teacher's pet, she always tell me I am doing a good job.  To bad my teacher is a woman, I would have like to earn a better report card every week.

Tonight I unsure if I should go out with the girls or sack out on the couch in my boy shorts and watch television.

Love Kitty oxxo