Dear Diary

That bitch Cinderella ruined it for the rest of us ladies. Screw the glass slipper. Last night my feet killed me from high heels all weekend.. 

 After  many Christmas parties and holiday shopping this weekend I wanted to start crawling like a baby. That might be kinky if I had a collar

All my martini's this weekend had candy canes, lollipops and fruit on the rim. As I said to my girlfriend Suzie, I must have an oral  fixation. The bartender must have heard me cause he gave us the drinks for free. I might have to use that line again licking my dirty girl martini lollipop.

Just put the HO in the holiday's - Kat

Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox

Dear Diary....

 

Today is far to quiet, I feel like it might be the perfect day to start acting like it's Christmas season.  I'm not putting up a Christmas tree yet.  But I finally put lights up outside, so Santa knows to cum to my house.  I will finish my wish list for Santa.  No doubt I'm the kinda of bad girl, I can be sure I'm a good girl on his list.

I also start buying some Christmas gifts. I went online shopping to kick start my ho-ho-ho spirit -- then I found the perfect new underwear for me -Mistletoe underwear.

Now if that doesn't send the clear message on what direction his mouth will head after a kissing me hello under the mistletoe. 

One of my biggest turn's on is his mouth. It starts with what he says to me then how he is going to use that mouth to please me.

So maybe the holiday's are starting to warm up my heart like in the movie the Grinch. His heart started growing three times it's size.  I am either ready for the holidays or maybe I am horny...

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

We already learned I love lip gloss lips. But what I have learned one thing about kissing recently.

I am truly disappointed if your a bad kisser. I will probably kick you to the curb quickly. I'm sure if people are bad kissers or just not right for the person for you to kiss. 

I guess everyone has a style of kissing they like or gets them going.  I have learned that once I start really kissing someone the next step is sex. I go from 0 to 60 in seconds. I am not saying I skip over fore play. Does anyone even call it that anymore? Sometimes a kiss is a just a kiss but for me it's get my engine roaring !

So I am about to kiss this weekend away-   Let's see how hot it gets !!

Smooch -- Kat ox

Dear Diary.....

Are you ready for some Football ?

Tailgating is one of the best places to meet someone. I have to say it's its better then any bar or supermarket. Most people who go tailgating are just looking for a good time. They show up in a a great mood which just accelerates as cocktails, food and fun just pumps up the day.

My friends and I make keep a running count of how many phone numbers our friends get when tailgating. Tailgating is like a game show. You bring a friend who is the best host. Add in some great "game" players and the tailgate is your audience. In my world, survey says-- this is going to be a good day!

 

Something about the game of football just turns my sex drive in to a touchdown.   Maybe its all that tackling,  god only knows I like a good hit from behind.   

 

I think they should sell edible panties with sports logo's on them. I am pretty sure it would be a huge sell.  Nothing like going down to celebrate !!

 

Go Pats --  Kat oxox

 

 

 

 

Dear Diary.

There is nothing more exhilarating them sexually trusting someone so much you can tell them your deep sexual desires. 

I'm not sure I could explain this feeling in words  but I can tell you it makes my panties sticky to me with just one thought. 

Just telling them you love your hair pulled harder.  Or you can whisper you want to go down on them in at a party so you find a secret spot this take him.  

The hot fun is endless  -- I'm going to have hot dirty day !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

 Happy Friday-- This week just went so fast, I am so ready for this weekend. My friends get all drunk and blame drinking for acting like a slut. Sorry no matter how much vodka I'm drinking I know when cock hits my face. It's not like your waking along and you fall on dick. It's okay to just go out and let loose. But embrace your sexual self. 

I am going to a party this weekend and my college ex boyfriend will also be there. The only thing I miss about him was he could kiss me until I  had wet panties. He was beyond good with his mouth. I might have to give him a kiss goodnight or see if his mouth works wonders still.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Spank My Shamrock could pretty much sum up this past weekend for me. I celebrated being Irish and my party lives on today.   I loved all the green drinks. Let's be real, I pretty much could have turn myself in to a dirty leprechaun.

I was out shopping the other day and saw glow in the dark condoms. Talk about helpful if you might be a tad tipsy. You could follow the light. Might be a downfall for small cocks. You might hear I can't see the light. I will have to try them out and see if they help my orgasm glow.

Erin Go Braless and Happy St. Patrick's Day

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Wow this week just got away from me.  How is it Sunday already. It's like waking up from a hook up and asking what happen.  No idea where is this week went !

I am going to a wedding reception this upcoming weekend. The couple already got hitched, but they are having a big bash. Do I bring a date or find a date there.  It's reminds me of the wedding saying  "something old, something new or something blue"  I could bring the old stand by date or get someone new.  Blue could go for blue balls or me if I don't meet someone.

Something about wedding's bring out lust in people. We could blame the wedding cake, but my guess it's the cocktails.  The cocktails and wedding "love" fuel the desire that love is grand.

I remember one wedding when the groom's best-man and I hooked up in the honeymoon suite when decorating it. We would have gotten away with it if he had not left his bow-tie under the fancy comforter after we remade the bed.

So to happily ever after and hot hookup's. We will see what happens!

Love K ox

Dear Diary

Yesterday while at the gym, some guy walked right up to me and asked for phone number. I like a man who see's something he likes and just goes after it. I would have loved dating a cave man as he dragged me back by my hair to his cave for sex.

As much as I like to turn the tables in the bedroom. I like a guy who knows what he wants and can get it done without turning me off.

Sex comes in all speeds and god only knows I like a quickly on the kitchen table or bathroom sink.. But I'm most turned on when I can cock tease them all night before they are begging to blow a load.

Bring me a man who can play the game with me I might make him my Valentine.

ooxx- K

Dear Diary

I always laugh when guys make a big deal about girls at a strip club. Honestly I never saw why it's a huge deal. It's not like I we don't have the same body parts. I can see how it's hot watching two girls together.

I loved my first lap dance. Her name was "Petal" and she works me over. When she touched my face I wanted to jut kiss her. I got hooked right away. Since then,  I have always find it so hot to give a sexy hot grinding lap dance.

It's takes practice to perfect the grind.  I always found the best way to perfect my lap dance. I

put on sexy music and use a chair.

When my date least expects it I then turn on my talents and gives his lap a grind. To real spice it up I tie him

to the chair

Oh I am ready for the weekend -- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary...
 

Just my Friday ramble to end this crazy week!

I love when I am watching a show or a movie and the girl shows up wearing nothing but a raincoat. Sometimes she is wearing nothing other times with sexy lingerie. It got me thinking I have never rocked a rain coat in that matter. I tend to wear lingerie under my outfit. I am in search now for the perfect raincoat for delivering myself to the front door. I have no need rainy weather, but I am sure that it's going to make me wet.
 

I feel like weeks are going by so fast and I can't keep up lately. So I been working on doing nothing. It's hard not to do anything when iphone porn and word with friends games is just a click away. So I'm not sure I can lay alone and do nothing in bed for hours. But I will give it a try.  I don't really recall the last time I did nothing for hours.

My friends and I are debating dirty talk lately. I am natural at dirty talk it's just a talent. But people often ask me how to be better at it, it's all timing, topic and tone. Sometimes you can say the most simple subject and make yourself seem ready to bent over the table. I would say some people try to hard at it and it then sounds forced. Maybe I should be giving a class on dirty talk 101. Break out my school girl skirt and teach the world.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

You know you think of big cock too often when you go to Subway and it's the first thing you're thinking of. First of all, I should blame Subway.

The sandwich does not have enough meat inside, which then makes you think you should order double meat. The double meat brings me to cock, then I am all excited while swallowing down a foot-long double-stuffed sub. Who ever thought going to Subway would be so exciting!

I have to admit I am cock watcher. I'm always checking out a guy's crotch, and estimating how big his meat is that he's packing.

I recall this time I was expecting a large package. He had a small cock with bigger balls. It was like getting socks for a gift.

Hoping for a "big" weekend - go nuts !

 

Dear Diary..

 

I have the song Girls wanna have fun stuck in my head. So I figured why not get out and try something fun this upcoming weekend.  So I'm get Vajazzled.

 

That sounds like a dirty sex term which will probably happen after I get my vagina decortated with some sparkly crystals. 

 

I really cant think of what design yet. I am not going to get some lame butterfly or red rose.  I am going to have to think of something that just bring's out my inner diva. This winter has put me in a winter blues and now I have to sparke it up.

 

If I am buying sparkly shoes..  this is the next step !

 

Love Kat ox

 

Dear Diary,

To swallow or not to swallow. Not sure why it's even a question ?

I used to always get creative with the cum shot. But after waking up in it later or finding it in my long hair.

I started the inside me approach, I find it sexy and powerful in just swallowing his load.  It gives him something to look at on my wet glossed lips. He will never look at my mouth the same.

I ran in to an ex boyfriend at a hockey game last week.   I kept touching my lips as we spoke. I noticed him turned on as I walked away.

Just proves my point my mouth makes them melt

Happy Monday !

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

I have come to terms with what I am.  I am a huge flirt and I am fine with it.  You can call me a cock tease and I could live with that.  I like a guy who can really flirt with me.  He should be able to get my panties wet before he even touches me.

When I say flirt with me,  I am not talking dirty talk. But I do like it tossed in here and there. You can start with eye contact, sly smiles and flattery.  Everyone wants to hear comments that linger in the mind.

If your going to flirt I say go right for it, send texts, emails or just pull me in so very close just to tell me something simple. Just feeling your'e body heat can just rise up the chemistry.

Sometimes the art of flirting is just staging a chance encounter, whether the event happens or not the rush can be explosive.

Get out and flirt this weekend and make me proud

Have a great one   oxox

Dear Dairy

I am all over the place today-- I feel like my mind is racing ..

I am already slacking on Halloween costume, I have no idea what I will go as this year. I am thinking of a vintage childhood icon with a sexy twist. But I am so unsure what to be this year.  I might have to start my search today. 

I go thru stages in porn right now I am in the big cock phase, balls deep and aggressive sex.  Maybe I need counseling for my inner rage. I like to mix up my porn to spice up the week.   I have never made a sex tape in my life. But I have to admit if I was married (which I have no plans to do right now)  I would make sex tapes with my husband.  But let me clear I would be the one who held copies of all the tapes.

My friends just got back from Vegas, why do they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the saying should be,  you will do things in Vegas you won't forget.  Because I already heard about all the trouble they got in. I wish I went with them.  Last time we all went to Vegas I met this sexy stripper "Cherry"  Wow she was one hot red headed bitch who gave lap dances that made me wet.  

Damm I need a vacation !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

It's odd how guys feel about 900 lines, but they are always busy. Someone has to be calling them.  I never will be like a 900 phone sex line. Not because I have anything against them.  I am just on my own person.  I have always seen myself as a dirty friend compared to a phone sex girl. I like knowing my clients and personal stuff about them. No matter what you call it, I love what I do !

People think if you talk dirty or your a phone sex girl your a big slut.  I am fine with whatever you want to believe. I hate to tell you, but I am pretty much like a typical girl. I might be more sexual open to new things, but I can assure you I am not a slut. I have sex but I am not slobbering dick all over town. I know I just ruined your smutty fantasy. But I have never heard any guy say they don't want a dirty girlfriend 

My newest turn on is an old fashion corsets that tie up the back--- Talk about the sexual pressure building every time it gets tighter.  I am just turned on thinking about it. 

I once read the best sex you have is in your head and I believe that is very true.  You have to just find a way to bring it to life. I spend way to much time finding ways to make myself tick. The sexual world has more fetish and fun then ever before.  Go get lost in it and you'll be shocked what turn you on.

Dear Diary...

I went to the Spa the other day, I was in in the mood for some tender, loving care. I love being pampered with massage and spa treatments.

I often hear guys mention getting a "happy ending" after a massage. I was pretty let down recently when he didn't offer me a happy endings. My guess I think only guys want it.
 

I was kinda hoping he would, you know ask. I love a guy with good hands. Next time I have to put my ass even more in his face. I like a happy ending, orgasms and massages. So as much as it was relaxing I was really hoping for more..

Thank god it's only day's away from the weekend. I am a ticking time bomb, just ready to explode !

Love Kat oxox

Dear Diary...
 

I always hear girls ranting and raving on what to do to keep her man happy.  No matter what your saying. The key to his kingdom is feed his sex drive.

I don't care if your'e a top chef in the kitchen. At some point your going to find him "eating" out if he's not happy.  I don't just mean sex, when I says say feed is sex drive. Drive him crazy and make him feel like he rocks your world. Be so good he can't ignore you. 

If you can cook on top of all that, just consider yourself taking it on the kitchen table after dinner. That is one place I love to have sex is on the kitchen table right after dinner, who cares if the plates get broken or food get in the way. I just call myself dessert !
 

Happy Hump Day-- Kat oxox