Dear Diary,

I am Back ....So did you Miss Me  ?

I just watched that movie Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached .. 

Is the world trying to tell me something. ?  Of course Hollywood makes them love stories in the end. But honestly if I am telling the truth no love comes from this but some drama.

At some point --one of you will want more or less from this arrangement and then all the benefits go out the window.

I had a "fuck buddy" once and it was rolling along very nicely until his brother was getting married and he needed a date. Then his parents loved me and after that every time I saw him he would talk about his life. 

Before I knew it I was going to his mother's day brunch and birthday parties for his friends. It went from fuck buddies to his girlfriend over night.

So if I had to advise anyone on this matter I say go with a one night stand

Happy Summer,    Love Kat

Dear Diary,

I've had carpal tunnel problems from excess iphone and computer use, so it's not my excuse when I say I don't give hand jobs. I just tell the truth, I am to lazy to give hand jobs.  I can't even find a reason worth giving them.. Why would I just give a hand job.  It's not like I am in
High School anymore. Once I hit college I left hands jobs behind.

I rather just give a blow job then some lame hand job. I have never met one guy that said do you mind just giving me a hand job instead.

You can tell alot about a guy from how his cock is groomed and how he likes his blow jobs.  If he is well groomed, he thinks about his partner.  (guys you look bigger if you clean up down there)

If he is active while I am giving a blow job, as in works my mouth or talks to me while I am doing it. I am pretty sure when its his turn on me. I am going to get his best work.  It's all about the first impression fore play..

All this cock talk and its only Tuesday

Love K ox

Dear Dairy,

The truth about the Spring time is that everything just springs up at once. I feel like sex drives just over flow and cocks start popping out like the sun. Maybe it's the weather or the short skirts starting to show up. Everyone gets spring fever!

I have spring fever, my sex drive is over the top. I am shopping for sex toys and summer clothes. I am ready for it all. Bring on the summer cocktails and fun summer nights.  Oh wait it's still March. At least we know its on the way.

As much as I am ready to spring forward. I am loving March Madness.  My friends and I have been smack talking and rooting for teams we never cared about before only to get winning brackets.

Well brackets are for keeping things in order,  so are cock rings. It's one of my new loves.  Cock rings are used to prolong erection because the wearer likes the particular sensation of tightness. Sometimes you have to show the guy your in charge

Kat ox

Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox

Dear Diary....

Everyone tells me write a book about the phone sex side of my life. Are you kidding me? I have enough problems writing blogs. Let's be serious I'd be better as an actress staring in my own life story then writing a book.

Maybe I should call myself a sexologist. I never disclose the communications I have with my callers to anyone. I am like a doctor with her clients, but I wearing pink boy-shorts. I love hearing all the dirty secrets and stories that come with my phone sex company.

People often ask me what are the guys like who call you. It's just like real life, you get the good and the bad. Sometimes they touch your heart when you least expect it. Then other times you want kick them to the curb. Sounds alot like my last boyfriend

So maybe I just feel like the phone sex doctor, when I make my clients feel better. But honestly I am just the girl next store with the voice of sin. Sometimes that is just what the doctor ordered.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Every year I spend to much time of making lists of new year resolutions. I never keep of them. So this year I made no list.  So that put's me ahead of the game for 2015

God only knows I love a good party, but the countdown on New Year's Eve reminds me the dreaded premature ejaculation.  It's a big build up and then just bang it's over. I say why celebrate one night when you should celebrate every day.

I got to know so many wonderful people this year and can't thank you enough for being a part of my life. I will a blow you a KISS at midnight so make sure you catch it.

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

 

Dear Diary....

 

Today is far to quiet, I feel like it might be the perfect day to start acting like it's Christmas season.  I'm not putting up a Christmas tree yet.  But I finally put lights up outside, so Santa knows to cum to my house.  I will finish my wish list for Santa.  No doubt I'm the kinda of bad girl, I can be sure I'm a good girl on his list.

I also start buying some Christmas gifts. I went online shopping to kick start my ho-ho-ho spirit -- then I found the perfect new underwear for me -Mistletoe underwear.

Now if that doesn't send the clear message on what direction his mouth will head after a kissing me hello under the mistletoe. 

One of my biggest turn's on is his mouth. It starts with what he says to me then how he is going to use that mouth to please me.

So maybe the holiday's are starting to warm up my heart like in the movie the Grinch. His heart started growing three times it's size.  I am either ready for the holidays or maybe I am horny...

Love K ox

Dear Diary...

I love watching a men's face when I give them that dirty sexy look as I catch them the checking me out.

I went to dinner the other night this bored married guy sitting with his wife watch me all night. When his wife left the table. I purposely gave him a wink,sly dirty smile and bent over to give him a good show. I love being a cock tease. His face was etched in my mind all night.

I am spending the weekend enjoying cocktail at parties and holiday shopping.  Let's hope the cock-tail parties bring out some tail for me.

Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary...

 

I rather get stuffed then have Thanksgiving. I'm very thankful and close to my family and friends.  But I do that year round I don't need a holiday to remind myself to be thankful
 
People act like they never had turkey or watched football before. With all this talk of black Friday its like Thanksgiving is the day you plan out all the stores you're going to hit over the course of the next few days.   Now people just leave turkey dinner to get in line for the flat screen TV and hottest toys items. 

Speaking of shopping went online shopping today find some sizzling hot heels but ended up looking at sex toys. I guess they go pretty much go together.

Still have not found a new toy or the perfect shoes yet. I figured when I find both I will wear my heels in bed to break them both in!

  I'd be more then thankful when I find them !

 

Happy Thanksgiving, K ox

 

Dear Diary,

 

I went to the eye doctor this morning. The eye doctor says to me, you should really leave the lights on. I think he is talking about sex. He is talking about when I use the computer. He then says I should use bigger. I wanted to say big is the only way I go. but he was talking about computer screens.

I think maybe my doctor figured out  I'm a dirty girl. He could see the slight smile on my face when he was talking. I'm glad my doctor suggest I should go big and leave the lights on.

I always do what my doctor says--  now it's going to be a good week

 

-Kat ox

Dear Diary

My Mind is racing today so I will just vent up and get it all before I go wear myself out with the Hitachi magic wand. I could use good release

I really can't stand woman who try's on clothes at stores. Then come out to get approval from a boyfriend or husband. Seriously get a life, if you can't pick out a shirt at the mall. Please stay home. I would also never date the guy whom stands outside and waits. I want to slap your face and tell you to wake up.

So everyone knows what pajamas are, I am telling you, please don't wear them to the supermarket or the bank. How lazy can you be to wear them with boots and flip flops. If your not going to bed or to a hospital. Why not get dressed before going out of the house.

Why is that I always see people having sex in cars in porn. They always seem to fit with no problem, I have actually never have sex in a cars cause I like room to move around. I rather fuck in a limo.

I saw this commercial for a new pill that makes your cock last longer and increase size. I don't care if your a porn star or pizza delivery guy. You should take this pill and tell me if it works. Every girl loves longer and harder. I should buy stock in the company and get all my clients to buy the stuff.

So I addicted to playing Wii, I love it. I feel like I am very good at all the games. I think they should come with some dirty games for adults. How funny would it be learning to jack a cock using the Wii controllers.


Enjoy your Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

We already learned I love lip gloss lips. But what I have learned one thing about kissing recently.

I am truly disappointed if your a bad kisser. I will probably kick you to the curb quickly. I'm sure if people are bad kissers or just not right for the person for you to kiss. 

I guess everyone has a style of kissing they like or gets them going.  I have learned that once I start really kissing someone the next step is sex. I go from 0 to 60 in seconds. I am not saying I skip over fore play. Does anyone even call it that anymore? Sometimes a kiss is a just a kiss but for me it's get my engine roaring !

So I am about to kiss this weekend away-   Let's see how hot it gets !!

Smooch -- Kat ox

Dear Diary.....

Are you ready for some Football ?

Tailgating is one of the best places to meet someone. I have to say it's its better then any bar or supermarket. Most people who go tailgating are just looking for a good time. They show up in a a great mood which just accelerates as cocktails, food and fun just pumps up the day.

My friends and I make keep a running count of how many phone numbers our friends get when tailgating. Tailgating is like a game show. You bring a friend who is the best host. Add in some great "game" players and the tailgate is your audience. In my world, survey says-- this is going to be a good day!

 

Something about the game of football just turns my sex drive in to a touchdown.   Maybe its all that tackling,  god only knows I like a good hit from behind.   

 

I think they should sell edible panties with sports logo's on them. I am pretty sure it would be a huge sell.  Nothing like going down to celebrate !!

 

Go Pats --  Kat oxox

 

 

 

 

Dear Diary...

Woo-hoo it's almost the weekend.  Watch out world-- I am in a primal mood. My sexuality is bursting at the seams.

I feel like everything keeps triggering me in to over drive.  I can't even eat a dish of ice cream without my mouth and mind wandering. I've could have a world record of porn watching this week.

Every image in my mind I am ripping off his shirt or begging him for more

Maybe I will go on a prowl, my bedroom might be like a crime scene in the morning.  I'll have a chalk outline of an unsuspecting  victim.  I at least will already have the hand cuffs

Get Dirty -- oxox

 

Dear Diary

 

For the love of Birth control, It's funny I am all for not having a baby right now in my life. But why is that when your in the heat in the moment you can't bring up protection. I know it kills the mood.

 

Would you rather have dirty hot sex with someone then ask to make sure your both safe. I know I am guilty of this crime. No worry you only get a nine month sentence when you're not careful.

Why do we risk a nine months pregnancy and life time of child raising over a five minute conversation on a condom.  Is it that hard to ask someone to cover up. Even after watching all the after school specials and lifetime movies. I still might take a risk in the sack and just make them "pull out" in time

Now they have what's call the morning after pill, that sounds like something I would take after a hangover. Can you image just keeping a bottle of morning after pills with the aspirin. I think that would give a whole new meaning to taking pills.

 

So cover up and let it sizzle !

 

Happy Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary....

 

Well I am shocked, just very shocked..

I am almost speechless and for a phone girl, that is pretty hard to do. I usually have so much to say !!

Lately my friends and I have been talking about how many sexual partners each of us had over the years. I am just floored that the numbers are lower compared to mine.

Mine was not the highest of my group of friends. BUT WOW.. I was shocked maybe cause I thought I was  average for my group of friends.  But I was on the middle to high group. I had more sex them most of my friends.

At first, I was like did we not all go to the same college?, My god what happen did you strike out every time we went to the same events.  Did you not hook up when we just to Vegas last time. I must have missed something I just swear to god I thought you might all be more active.

So I leave you with this, maybe your friends are not having as much sex as you. Maybe you just think your friends are getting laid. But I guess you have no idea what happens behind closed doors.

Happy Hump Day --Kat ox

 

Dear Diary...

Have you ever just seen a person from across the room and sparks fly. Your wondering what it's like to taste a hot kiss. How you picture yourself just ripping clothes off. You start to calcuate how you begin a conversation with them. Your connect with them in no words but long moments of desire.

I went to the movies today and was sitting across the aisle from this man. Our eyes locked once I sat down. I could feel the heat from my seat. I sense he watched me more then the movie. His sly shy smile almost made me want to talk out loud in the theather. But I kept my quiet and my mind often wondered to his thoughts

As we exited the movies in slightly darken theater with our friends in tow, he gave me his business card. We never never spoke a word, our friends never aware of the connection. So I wonder when or if I call him do I just say I am the girl from the movies.

He never got my name...

Dear Diary..

Talk a little -- Talk a lot ...

I have the love of conversation. I am sure I could talk for hours on any subject. I am so very good at communicating my words. But why is it a struggle when I write a blog. At times, I second guess my topics and re write my thoughts. I wonder if I am being judged for writing what most people wish they could express.

I never found myself like other girls. I always have a ton of girlfriends and guy friends. People often commented, I had a ton of guy friends because they want to sleep with me. As much as that could be true. I have always found that I had wonderful friendships with them. I always found them so protective for me. My entire life I felt I could relate to men.

The world is obsessed with love, sex and money. I would say I am among the obsessed. I spent some of my life confusing the real meaning of all three. I slept with the wrong guys. I love my family. I spent to much money. It took me alot of growing up to know that sex and love are not the same thing. If you cheat, you are cheater. I don't go it was just meaningless sex. If you truly loved that person you would not have cheated. In life people make mistakes and your lucky if your forgiven. Sometimes its harder to forgive yourself.

We live in a world that gets faster and faster. So being a phone sex girl, sometimes I get away from every day life in getting to know my clients. In writing this blog I leave a little window open on my life. Even I sometimes wonder how we all get through the day

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...


So last Saturday was suppose to be a typical family wedding.  You know dancing with my family and stuffing myself with cocktails and cake.   

I have always had a crush on my cousin's friend Husband.   He and I always talk at parties. He is perfectly my type except the fact he is married,  has two kids and I'm also friends with them.

So I've always walked a thin line with him and I never would even think to ask if he felt the same way.

Well when standing at the bar at the family wedding among the loud DJ music and cocktail drinking.   We start talking about random stuff.    He says "Don't be to surprised if you found me texting you late at night."

His words still play over my mind over and over.  It was like the wedding was in the background and it's all I can hear is that one line.  

I could have just let drunken talk happen and carry on like I never heard it.  But I am not sure If I can.
 
So I am just one text away from setting off what seems to be a sexual time bomb.  

Now the question is do I hit send on this text 

Love Kat ox


  



 

Dear Diary..

Do you remember when you used to dry hump or grind as part of your sexual hook up.  Back then maybe that's all you even got on a date !

How hot it would get when your all dressed and pressed against each other.   Maybe you're orgasm would come from increased friction. Just thinking of how much you would almost wrestle to get in hotter more tighter position to grind.

Now I tend to get naked a tad bit faster and dry hump a little less.  Now I just put out !

Maybe I'll bring the dry hump back and see how long he can last!

Happy Friday-- Grind it !