Dear Diary...


So last Saturday was suppose to be a typical family wedding.  You know dancing with my family and stuffing myself with cocktails and cake.   

I have always had a crush on my cousin's friend Husband.   He and I always talk at parties. He is perfectly my type except the fact he is married,  has two kids and I'm also friends with them.

So I've always walked a thin line with him and I never would even think to ask if he felt the same way.

Well when standing at the bar at the family wedding among the loud DJ music and cocktail drinking.   We start talking about random stuff.    He says "Don't be to surprised if you found me texting you late at night."

His words still play over my mind over and over.  It was like the wedding was in the background and it's all I can hear is that one line.  

I could have just let drunken talk happen and carry on like I never heard it.  But I am not sure If I can.
 
So I am just one text away from setting off what seems to be a sexual time bomb.  

Now the question is do I hit send on this text 

Love Kat ox


  



 

Dear Diary ...

I had a family wedding this past weekend . You  know it's a good wedding when you're wearing the brides gown at 2 a.m. in the hotel bar.

I love how many people said congratulations to me. They never noticed the dress wasn't even fitting right. I was also wearing pink beach flip flops with a bridal gown.   

I should have went home with some random hotel guest, acting like I just got married and was already cheating.  Too bad I thought of that when I woke up wearing a veil and snuggling with a bag of snacks.

A few months ago, I went to a wedding where a bridesmaid ended up having sex with the best man.  She got pregnant.  That gives a new term to shotgun wedding.

I always find it fun to hook up at weddings, but this time I hooked up with the open bar instead.  The hangover was worse then the walk of shame.


Luv Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Friday

It's that time again.....  Man I wish I was talking about sex 

Let's be clear --  I have nothing against marriage.   

I can't even count how many bridesmaid appearances and weddings I'm attending within the next year.  I am starting to have nightmares of unflattering bridesmaid dresses and dancing the YMCA with my friends drunk Uncle.

The only perk in being in a wedding.  Maybe you can have a sex with the someone in the wedding party.  Because by the time the wedding happens.  Everyone is stressed from listening to the Bridezilla and it just seems fitting.

The last wedding I attended, My handsome date passed out after the open bar reception.  So I stuffed myself with wedding cake, drank the mini bar and watched a couple hook up at the pool.   It was like watching live porn, but I was to far away to hear the actual sounds.

So I am off to get fitted for a bridesmaid dress -  let's hope it has easy access, I plan on getting devious in my dress.

Dear Diary,

My friend recently asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. So far she's a bridezilla. But at least knows she's on that track. So the next few months should be crazy.

The last time I was in a wedding. I woke up in pale pink puffy bridesmaid dress with best man on the bathroom floor of a hotel suite.

I'm not sure what was worse the ugly dress or waking up on cold hard floor hungover with the best man who's not my type. Can you say awkward.  I won't catch the bouquet next time. It went all down hill from there.

So let's hope that the bridal party is hot and I love my next bridesmaids dress.

I swear when I get married I'll just hit Las Vegas and save my friends bridal party hell

Love Kat ooxx