Dear Diary....

 

Well I am shocked, just very shocked..

I am almost speechless and for a phone girl, that is pretty hard to do. I usually have so much to say !!

Lately my friends and I have been talking about how many sexual partners each of us had over the years. I am just floored that the numbers are lower compared to mine.

Mine was not the highest of my group of friends. BUT WOW.. I was shocked maybe cause I thought I was  average for my group of friends.  But I was on the middle to high group. I had more sex them most of my friends.

At first, I was like did we not all go to the same college?, My god what happen did you strike out every time we went to the same events.  Did you not hook up when we just to Vegas last time. I must have missed something I just swear to god I thought you might all be more active.

So I leave you with this, maybe your friends are not having as much sex as you. Maybe you just think your friends are getting laid. But I guess you have no idea what happens behind closed doors.

Happy Hump Day --Kat ox

 

Dear Diary,

 

I have to admit I love seeing family, friends, shopping, presents and cocktails. But I do all of that year around so holidays don't really thrill me. I rather sleep the winter away like Yogi Bear. Wake me up New Years Eve and I'll kiss someone in to a new year.

 

Saw some hometown friends over the Thanksgiving holiday's at a cocktail 

reunion party. One of the girls who

I've seriously have not seen in so many years brings her boyfriend to the party. I never had the heart to tell her almost every girl at the party had hooked up with him already. I guess he's still working his way thru the childhood friend group. Somethings never change but its good to go home again.

 

Since it's black Friday and the only holiday excitement I can muster is going to sit on Santa's lap at the mall

 

Love Kat ox

  

Dear Diary,

New dating relationships remind me of a game of cat and mouse.  It's a contrived action involving constant pursuit, near captures, and repeated until one of you gets so tired that you just settle down. 

Sometimes you just have to shake your stuff till you get what you want then pull it away.  Keep things hot and you'll never settle.

My Chicago friends recently just went away with out me and no fun trouble happened on the trip.  No one hooked up, no one was that hungover and no hotel security. I just have to face the fact I am the reason this stuff might happens. I am just not sure how they lasted all week with me.  I would have been bored to death !

so make stuff happen this week !-- Kat ox

 Dear Diary...

MaMa said knock you out-- I am considering this for Halloween. Wearing boxing gloves has it's perks. I could punch a guy in the face if he tried using a sleazy pick up line. The downside of this outfit is how could I hold a martini glass all night. The back of the boxing jacket suits me well Down and Dirty, plus it lights up.  I might  need to find knee high pink boots before I step in the ring with this outfit.

I woke up on time today and everything is going as planned-- It's the type of day I should wear a garter belt under my skirt and let kick off this weekend right.

I got invited to my friends Tina's Birthday Bar Crawl this weekend, I saw 30 women were invited. I love the ladies, but let's hope some guys bash this party. If not I always find that one girl who likes to kiss girls when drunk. I always take full  advantage of that opportunity. I already know I kissed a girl and I liked it.  Nothing gets a crowd of guys going at a bar then two girls kissing. I think this weekend has debauchery written all over it

Happy Friday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary

I am in the middle of drinking the most tasty summer cocktail over the weekend on the deck with friends.  Often once the drink start flowing my friends ask about my phone sex company.  One of my guy friends said I have never had phone sex. I was pretty much shell shocked at first but then I thought about it.  I am sure alot of people have not had phone sex. You have no idea what your missing.

I am not sure how it's never happened for him.  I always called my boyfriends in college and talked dirty. Even if not full blown  phone sex. I am a huge flirt or cock tease, no matter what you call it. I get the job done and them ticking all the time. It makes them want to see or talk  to you again. I know how to keep my guy in line

So my buddy is very curious about it all now, I might have to have a few drinks and call him one night ....   That might get me best friend status

Happy Monday--

Love Kit-Kat :)

Dear Diary...

The other night I went out for drinks with a bunch of friends.  I was having a great time and all of sudden the waitress tells me a guy from the bar sent me a drink.  I was more then flattered, but wanted to at least say something to him besides a thank you I sent back with the waitress. So I take my drink over to at least meet the guy. (He is no way was my type but very nice)  Later in the night I am not sure if he knew I was still at the bar, he sends one of my good friends a drink. All I can say is if your sending drinks as way to meet girls as least try other tables at the bar.

Something about travel always bring the slut out in me.  Maybe it's you can just let go and forget everything behind. It's like playing with fire, will you get caught or hook up with a stranger. Everything is like a sexual fireworks just waiting to explode. So let's see how this adventure treats me.

Hope your enjoy your hump day--  Make the best of it

Kitt ox

Dear Diary,

I just spent way to much time looking online at holiday gifts, I told myself I would not get holiday crazy this year. I feel it slowly just creeps up on your and takes over your life.  

I have a fun week so far at home with family and friends. Tomorrow I have dinner with family and then going out for drinks with friends at night. So I am hoping I am not in a turkey coma for the late night fun.  I think you meet the most interesting people out on holidays.

I saw this sex toy called "sqweel" today online.  My kitty loves a good licking.  The sex toy is a wheel of ten petal-soft tongues that flicks at three different speed levels.  Oh my I might have to give this toy. I wonder if it makes you sqweel.  I am almost breathless thinking about it.

With all this talk of late night fun and sex toys I am thinking it will be a watching porn kind of day.  At least I will be relaxed for family dinner tomorrow.

Happy Hump Day-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary

Something about coming home always brings the best out in everyone and every thing.  I have had a whirl wind of weekend fun.  I feel like every thing was just a perfect snap shot in my mind.

I am very open about my sexual activities.  Don't you just love finding out sexual secrets about other people.  I love just digging in and finding stuff about my friends.  I found out one of the girls, we hangout with is just a tad bi-curious.  So when we dropped off my tipsy friend Brenda on Saturday night. I planted a long hot sexy wet kiss on her.  I am very sure she woke up with soaking wet panties. I can't wait to see her again, so we can see how far we can take her.  The kiss was just baby steps to letting me be the first girl she ever sleeps with !

My good friend Amy is now married to the guy I lost my virginity with many years ago. They are great couple and love being friends with them. I am so looking forward to having drinks with them this week. I love to flirt and just remind him of the hot moments we had just to see him smile. Amy never knows what we are talking about so makes some arousing moments.

I am kicking this week off with a bang.. 

Happy Monday  ox - Kitty

Dear Diary ...

I got a brand new Hitachi wand and my inner dirty kitty is back. It's funny how much a sex toy can changed my day. This time I got the two attachment pieces for the Hitachi magic wand.  Now I know what my weekend will be filled with.  I have to try out the new attachment parts in my body parts. 

I feel like going to bed already, but I sense it's a bit early. I will save my sex toy fun for Friday night. I make it sound I will only use it tonight. I use toy before bed every night.  I can't even sleep with out it. The last few days without Hitachi wand have been a bit dull.    It's the one toy that gets me hot and wet. I know what it feels like to fast and furious now.

So other then working myself over and getting my Halloween costume together. Plus I am going to a party with friends.  I am really looking forward to kicking off the weekend. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I am addicted to my iPhone and option to watch porn on it. I must do it every night before bed. I am so addicted that I starting using headphone to hear the porn louder.  I wake up during the night and feel the need to watch more porn and use sex toys. I am sure I need a twelve program.

I am going out with my best friend Ashley this weekend.  She is recovering from a bad break up. I think she feels cock will cure her. I am sure it makes her feel good, but she will need a ton of cum to paste up her broke heart.  I am looking forward to the all the shenanigans we stumble across!! Sometimes you have to be the friend who just let's them go crazy.

I am starting my search this week for the best Halloween costume. Halloween is just excuse for girls to turn any costume in to something slutty.  One year my friend Meg came as a sexy smurf !

Off like a prom dress, Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

How is it Friday already, you know much trouble you got in last Friday night. So no idea what will happen this weekend.

I am spending the weekend with friends, going to two parties. One is a pool party and the other is a fantasy football draft party.

My fantasy is not to draft some football players it's to fuck some players. I sometimes have a thing for quarterbacks but usually drawn more to big players. I love football, but no silly fantasy draft for me. The only time I will be drafting football players is when I getting hit from behind!

Speaking of behind I better start my day. Let's hope for sun and fun this weekend..

Love Kitty ox