Dear Diary...

I watched the Oscars Sunday night. The first thing I thought of was If I had won an Oscar, I would use my statue as a sex toy.  Now that would give me orgasmic night.  I have a thing for bigger things.

You know I like big, I got one of the best Pump Up Rubber sex toy. It just doubles in girth! It's like fucking yourself with many dicks in one night. You can use so many sizes with the pump. Talk about giving yourself a gang bang.

Sometimes it's all about size but if you don't know how to use it then time to perfect the motion.

- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary...

 

I rather get stuffed then have Thanksgiving. I'm very thankful and close to my family and friends.  But I do that year round I don't need a holiday to remind myself to be thankful
 
People act like they never had turkey or watched football before. With all this talk of black Friday its like Thanksgiving is the day you plan out all the stores you're going to hit over the course of the next few days.   Now people just leave turkey dinner to get in line for the flat screen TV and hottest toys items. 

Speaking of shopping went online shopping today find some sizzling hot heels but ended up looking at sex toys. I guess they go pretty much go together.

Still have not found a new toy or the perfect shoes yet. I figured when I find both I will wear my heels in bed to break them both in!

  I'd be more then thankful when I find them !

 

Happy Thanksgiving, K ox

 

Dear Diary ...

My new hitachi magic wand suppose to arrive any day now.  My free gift that comes with my order is a Crystal Pleaser and dvd porn. The dvd porn is called Swirl Throwdown 2.  

With that movie title alone that dvd porn is probably not flying off the shelf's. But I promise to watch and give a review.

It will be my first glass sex toy So it's should be an orgasmic week.  I'm waiting at the door like a puppy just wanting a walk.  But I look much sexier in a dog collar. Plus I'm sure I'd be much hotter to take for a walk

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Believe or not, I even struggle with the good girl - bad girl syndrome. Sometimes I let it all go, sometimes I filter myself. It's a shame we live in a society that judges people on sexual expression. So adding to my bucket list of 2012 I'm getting my screaming orgasm on.

I saw this sex toy, which they call then chin strap dildo. It looks like dentist headgear from childhood or crazy helmet of Star Wars. I love the thought and the feeling of this sex toy. But honestly I'd have to be insanely drunk to not laugh at that coming towards me in bed.So I am still on my mission for a new hot sex toy but this device won't cut it. 

I am getting together with a large group of old friends this weekend. The funny part is that everyone going out this weekend has had sex with at least one other person in the group. Things could go one way or other, we could have some re kindled one night stands or drunk drama fest. I am so looking forward to stirring up the trouble. I am one for getting things going then watching the fire burn.

Back to more researching more sex toys-- Kat ox

Dear Diary,

You ready for some Sunday football , I am so ready I could just tackle someone. I actually stayed in all weekend and rested. I never thought I could stay in for so many days without being handcuffed to a bed. Now that sounds more fun then being sick.

I am starting to feel like myself again. I knew I was starting to feel better when watching the movie Horrible Bosses.when Jennifer Aniston is talking dirty. Now this is my kind of talk and it just got me going!  I think that is a sign I am making a come back. I will treat myself to some hot porn for a bedtime story tonight.

I heard an old college friend got engaged over the weekend. I didn't have the heart to tell her we all knew him. We used to mock him cause he was horrible in the sack. Not only did he never talk during sex, he would shoot his load in a heartbeat. Maybe I should get her a sex toy for a wedding gift.  She is going to need it !

Happy Sunday-- K ox

Dear Dairy

Some of my friends were all worked up when they lost power during the  hurricane.  Everyone should own battery operated sex toys to past the time.  I actually enjoyed being stuck in the house.

I can't even believe this summer is coming to an end,  I swear to god it was just Memorial day weekend. Dam this summer went to fast. I feel like I have to wrap all the rest of my summer fun in the next week.

I am spending the last of my summer in Saratoga, NY.  It's one of my favorite places in the world. I have lived in Saratoga every summer since I was a little girl. It's funny I see the same people every summer and reminds me of soap opera.  Hook up's, break up's, parties and fun! 

The only good thing about it being the last weekend of summer. You won't have to hide out from your drunken weekend hook up. You won't run in him to till next summer. 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..


As much as I like wet and raw, this week has been one very rainy week. Okay now bring on the heat. I am waiting for it.


Speaking of heat,  Woman pretty much know when they will have sex. Before you even have a clue we are planning it.  Guys don't mentally plan sex they just do it when ever we say YES.  As much I am for going in the moment, I pretty much know if I will or I won't.


Many times even if we are in the middle of dinner I know later if I am getting laid. It's already on my mind or list of things I am going to do later.  


So last night before I even went out, I put on some sexy undergarments before hitting the town. I am pretty sure he had no idea what I had in store for him. So the night was going so very well. Then all of sudden stupid words come out of his mouth. The moment is ruined for me. If he only knew what I had in store for him. I bet he would have watched his mouth.


Well I am pretty sure my sex toys thought I looked hot last night


Happy Hump  - Kit ox

Dear Diary

Some people miss certain things about being home, I miss my Hitachi magic wand sex toy. You maybe ask why I don't take it with me. I would never take it on an airplane unless it had its own seat. I treat that sex toy like the king he is.   I would be pretty worried about him being in my suitcase. My god if he got broken I would cry real tears.   So I leave him on my bed like a king just waiting for his queen to return.

So last night I could have used my sex toy after this episode. I am at the bar having martinis with friends around dinner time. This guy comes over and asks if he can get me a drink. I very nicely say no thanks we are just about to leave,  but was nice meeting him. He seems cool and goes on his way to the next girl or should I say Thursday night victim. Just as we paying the tab, the owner of the bar gives us all a free drink. So what else can you do but have other drink. Just as I take a sip of the drink the guy shows back up asking if i am "too good for him"  He then proceeds to just make a total ass out of himself knocking over many drinks and gets tossed from the bar. To top it off you think he would just go home.  As we are getting in a cab he screams I will get you my pretty.  I swear to god that was from Wizard of Oz. 

So some nights you might meet someone and other times its good to have a sex toy. Thank god I at least have my back up toy in my suitcase.

Happy Weekend -- ox

Dear Diary

Every year my friends have a what we call a themed holiday party.  Last year was bad holidays sweaters and this year theme is Holiday Hop.  We are going to play old school dance music and just get crazy fun.  I am not sure what will be worse the dancing or the hangovers.

I gave my new pump up sex toy a test drive this week,  WOW can that thing pumps up, thank god it has a bulb with release valve.  It's fills you up like you have no idea.  I give it thumps up, but I still think I need a more powerful vibrator.  I don't think the make them with the kind of power I desire.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I came back to Chicago and had some great homecoming sex to waking up with flu. I think I might have partied to much at home.  I never spent so much none sexual time in my bedroom.  I have been wrapped up in bed for days. I can't wait to bring dirty back.        

At the sex toy party, I ended up getting a pump up sex toy. It has a  pump that makes the toy grow bigger inside of me.  I can't wait to get myself filled up.  It turns me on just thinking about it.

Love Kitty ox

      

Dear Diary..

Wow I am up early.  I hope this early bird just get's wood.

My Thanksgiving holiday visit home is just about over.  All good things come to an end, so new things can start. I have good feeling that some great things are on the rise.

I was limited in my phone sex calls when I was traveling the last week.  I can truly say I miss my clients. It's fun learning about my callers, the dirty stuff is the cherry on top. I look forward to getting back to Chicago and back on schedule.

Tonight I am going to my last party at home. I am going to a sex toy party at my friend Annmarie's house.  I have never been to a party like this before. But I am very sure I could be the spokesperson for this kind of event.  The first thing I could think of is how do you really test out the toys. So let's hope this party brings me a new toy for my suitcase.

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I just spent way to much time looking online at holiday gifts, I told myself I would not get holiday crazy this year. I feel it slowly just creeps up on your and takes over your life.  

I have a fun week so far at home with family and friends. Tomorrow I have dinner with family and then going out for drinks with friends at night. So I am hoping I am not in a turkey coma for the late night fun.  I think you meet the most interesting people out on holidays.

I saw this sex toy called "sqweel" today online.  My kitty loves a good licking.  The sex toy is a wheel of ten petal-soft tongues that flicks at three different speed levels.  Oh my I might have to give this toy. I wonder if it makes you sqweel.  I am almost breathless thinking about it.

With all this talk of late night fun and sex toys I am thinking it will be a watching porn kind of day.  At least I will be relaxed for family dinner tomorrow.

Happy Hump Day-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary

I am going for my last scheduled Brazilian wax of the season today. I am thinking of growing a little fur coat on my kitty this winter. Nothing crazy just a tight little jacket. That made me laugh thinking of my pussy wearing a little coat for winter.  Gotta keep my kitty warm for winter.

I am going on an over night trip this weekend with many of my cousins. Everyone should up for good time. My one cousin Kara will be a train wreck.  She is married and acts single so I am sure it will be like watching a bad movie.  I might have to drink extra martini this weekend just to deal with her. Last time we went away she spent the night picking up young college guys on the dance floor.

I got a new sex toy called the Pink Peanut Vibrator and it's so small and packs a punch. I love how on the package it says great use for on the go. So I guess I have to take it to go this weekend.  I will have to work myself over in the bathroom at the hotel at night. 

I can't believe it's the weekend already so I better kick it in high gear and pack my stuff.  

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I am suffering from to much sleep.  I went to bed way to early and got up way to late. Now I am beyond lazy. I usually don't spend that much time in bed unless I am getting laid. !

I broke my favorite sex toy, it's like losing a boyfriend.  I might have to get other one. It's like going to bed every night without him. I did try using other sex toy it was like getting sloppy seconds. I'm not sure how long I can go without the hitachi wand.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today for lunch, I felt like a school girl. I feel like busting out the lunch box, pony tails and Catholic school skirt. It's fun to bring back your childhood.


Have a good day-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I was called away for a few days ..  I love my bed and I hate waking up other places unless its after a scandalous night out. Usually when that happens I go home as fast as I wake up. So they wonder if I ever call them.  It gives them something to lust after if you leave before they can ask you alot of questions.

When I was away I had to be on my best behavior, you know how hard that can be for me.  Yes I just busted out laughing.  Maybe because it's so true.   I got so horny I thought I would explode.  I got out my sex toys last night and talked dirty to myself as I worked myself over.  Dam, I missed all my dirty talking phone sex calls.

So it's good to be back !

Miss you ox