Dear Diary..

My friends and I talked about most embarrassing sex moments and everyone had them ranging from using the wrong name to drunken  "can't get it up"  stories.  Every story made me laugh but I had to recall my own.

Many years ago, I had lust for this guy Andrew for months.  Finally on a summer trip to a cabin with friends. I finally gave in to my needs and just ripped his clothes off.   I figured it was very late at night and who would find out everyone had gone to bed.  

Well that is really not what happen at all,  First of all his brother entered the room with out knocking.   So Andrew did try to cover me up with the comforter so he couldn't see anything. But as he pulled the large comforter, he knocked me off the bed and I banged my shoulder on the floor

Well that was embarrassing enough, but some how I landed wrong and had to go to the hospital for a my  shoulder.   The entire cabin woke up and we had to explain why I'm going to a hospital.  Not sure what was more embarrassing the telling of the story or how this guy had to dress me to leave for the hospital.

Came back from the hospital wearing a sling and slept in my own bed.

Well the sex was good while it lasted that night. But I can tell you I never went to bed with him again.  I like it rough at times but that was outright dangerous.

Happy Summer - Kat ox

Dear Diary,
 

When porn films show pizza delivery guys, doctors and police officers just say nothing but one lame ass pick up line and girls just fall all over them. 

Fall all over is not the best word. I should say bend right over. I  wonder who even writes this stuff. Maybe I need to order a pizza and see if he asks if I want extra sausage.

What made me even think of classic pick up lines, While I was out last week.  I thought this guy just wanted to buy me a drink.

But his opening line was "Did I have plans for the rest of life" I guess he wanted more then me to bend over his bed he wanted happily ever after. 

At first, I was flattered then I found it a tad creepy. Maybe I should have said let's hop a plane to Vegas and just blown his mind.  But I think he had was hoping to be blown.

Just something about summer lovin, but in this case he got nothing !!

Dear Diary..

The weather this summer has been up and down -- It reminds of me a drunken hook up and the guys cums to fast.  The weather starts out good but next minute it's raining or brutally hot.  Can we just have normal fun summer pool days please.  I am going to have to start wearing my bikinis in the bathtub soon. 

So two of my buddies both got new girlfriends in the last month, they are in relationships that everything is one step away from a wedding. Hello you just met two weeks ago and why not try hanging out for a few months. You're killing everyone we know with all the
mushy madness. It just gives me more reason to drink frozen summer cocktails.

Last summer, I broke my toe and had to wear a ton of shimmery flip flops.  I do love flip flops, but let me be clear I love open toe high heel shoes.  So to celebrate I'm heading out to get myself a pair of christian louboutin shoes. 

Maybe in my new shoes I can kick this summer in to high gear.

Love Kat oxxo

Dear Dairy

Some of my friends were all worked up when they lost power during the  hurricane.  Everyone should own battery operated sex toys to past the time.  I actually enjoyed being stuck in the house.

I can't even believe this summer is coming to an end,  I swear to god it was just Memorial day weekend. Dam this summer went to fast. I feel like I have to wrap all the rest of my summer fun in the next week.

I am spending the last of my summer in Saratoga, NY.  It's one of my favorite places in the world. I have lived in Saratoga every summer since I was a little girl. It's funny I see the same people every summer and reminds me of soap opera.  Hook up's, break up's, parties and fun! 

The only good thing about it being the last weekend of summer. You won't have to hide out from your drunken weekend hook up. You won't run in him to till next summer. 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary,

So this weekend was very hot and so was the weather -- !   I feel like I had to sleep all day Monday to just bounce back.  It just brings me one day closer to the weekend again.  Can you tell I am ready for it?

I just have loved this summer, so far it's been so much fun but going by so quickly.
 

Something about a summer lovin relationship.  Lyrics taken right from the song Summer Nights in the movie Grease  -  "They are a blast, they happen to fast and then it's just ripped at the seams".

We are getting so close to the last month of summer  This is when I realized my summer lovin will turn cold like the weather.

I often wondered why people go for summer thrill over the winter hibernation relationship.  In the winter you would spend much more time in doors. Maybe a snow storm could keep you in for days. What to do other then heat things up.  I think I will just act like a bear and find myself some dark cave/bedroom and fuck the winter away. 

Just a thought .....

Dear Diary...

Dam the Summer weather came on with a bang, it got hotter then hell for a few days. I found the best t-shirt for the summer-- It's baby pink with the words "handle your scandal" I think this just gives me the excuse to get in trouble now. I might have to find some more cute funny shirts to wear out and stir up my summer.

I saw this lengthy porn clip of the weekend and I have been debating it in my mind. It's not the first time I've seen this in porn. It was entirely porn of fisting and fingering compilation. I for one have never been fisted. I am not closed to it. but honestly I think I find fingers to be much hotter. If you get me with your fingers you might even win my heart over.

Happy Hump Day to you all - but I be happier with happy fingered all day.

Love Kit ox

Dear Diary.

 Weekends are far to short. I had to peel myself out bed today from a  whirl wind weekend. I felt like every moment was just filled with fun, laughter and friends. Weekends like this just make you smile.

Went to a party that my friends and I got so crazy drunk. We spent  the whole night dancing and doing body shots. I never thought things  would heat up so fast. But licking alcohol just put my body in over load. I've considered myself bisexual for a few years. I love kissing drunk girls at parties since most of time it's their first time. I love breaking in little sluts.


Speaking of little, I had very little sleep and need coffee to start my day
Love ya Kitty !

Dear Diary...

I spent most of yesterday at the pool.  The day was lacking some summer heat but it was a nice cool day.  I had a lovely lunch with some neighbors and just relaxed all day.  My neighbors are newlyweds. The wife never stops talking about the wedding and the husband looks like they have been married already for 15 years.   God help them !

I am trying to figure on the best time to tell my good friend I screwed around with her little brother Friday night. My guess is she already knows but if your going to act like a slut you might as well face it like a woman not a little girl.

Sunday is family dinner night.  I am hopeful no will ask what I did all weekend. I am just not sure my Uncle needs to have a heart attack during the salad and bread sticks.
I went to bed early on Saturday night, I felt like I sent to my room for punishment. I guess that is what you get for a scandalous weekend

So enjoy your Sunday-- This Kitty Cat has to get her groove on  !

LOVE YA ~ K